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It's Chelsea vs Real Madrid

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Chelsea United vs Real Madrid

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Real Madrid vs Chelsea United

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It's 1-1 from the first leg

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And now it's gonna be the second leg

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Chelsea vs Real Madrid

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It's Chelsea vs Real Madrid

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1-1 Chelsea United vs Real Madrid

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Real Madrid vs Chelsea United

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It's 1-1 from the first leg

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And now it's gonna be the second leg

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Chelsea vs Real Madrid

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It's Chelsea vs Real Madrid

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1-1 Chelsea vs Real Madrid

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Chelsea United vs Real Madrid

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Real Madrid vs Chelsea United

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It's 1-1 from the first leg

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Chelsea vs Real Madrid

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It's Chelsea vs Real Madrid

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Chelsea United vs Real Madrid

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Real Madrid vs Chelsea United

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Chelsea vs Real Madrid

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It's Chelsea vs Real Madrid

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How are you getting on? How are you getting on everyone?

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Welcome to the stream here where Josh is underway.

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The match has just kicked off for a minute 8, minute 9, minute 10, minute 11, minute 12.

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You get the drift.

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We're probably about 30 to 45 seconds behind.

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Tommy Two-Step is on the sideline.

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He's giving out orders.

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He's dishing out a few orders from the side hatch.

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It's gonna be a juicy one I'd imagine today.

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Joining us as per usual live from his prison cell.

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It's none other than Francis Higgins, the owner and proprietor of Francis Higgins' YouTube channel.

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Francis, how are you? Are you there?

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How are you getting on, Tom?

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Not too bad, not too bad.

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The match has just kicked off. Are you watching it?

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I'm watching it live and clear from the television screen here.

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I tell you, it's strange seeing Real Madrid play with black socks on.

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Yep.

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That's the crack.

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They're playing with black socks on so that they don't clash with the white socks of Chelsea United football team.

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Who traditionally play with white socks, blue shorts and a blue shirt.

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That's what they've got on.

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So Real Madrid having to make that change.

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Is that gonna be any, is that gonna put them off at all?

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Who, Madrid or Chelsea?

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Either or.

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Couldn't tell you, Tom.

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I don't think the kit really matters at the end of the day.

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But I did used to think, you know, those highlighted kits, the kind of luminous yellow ones, really stood out.

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And probably did help in some kind of a way.

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You know, visual, high-vis and all that kind of crack.

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But there's none of that today.

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It's just kind of normal base colours.

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I don't think the colours of the kits are really gonna have an effect at all.

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Thanks very much for that nugget of analysis and information.

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Just checking that the stream is up and ready here.

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It seems to be the case.

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People are in.

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Good stuff.

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Berlin Asalat, Flowerhus, Ian, Druhu, Kieran.

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How are ya?

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How are you getting on, lads?

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Hope you're doing well.

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And I hope you're ready for what is set to be an amazing night of soccer action.

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It's Zinedine Zidane's Galacticos versus Chelsea.

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Although I'm not sure you can call them Galacticos anymore, Tom.

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I'm not sure.

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I mean, it's still Real Madrid.

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You know, their history precedes them.

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So they've won the European Cup slash Champions League more times than anyone.

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So they have earned the right to be forever known as Galacticos.

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Is that not the crack?

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I'd say so.

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It's just, you know, they don't have that zest that they used to have.

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Morgan Welsh, thank you very much.

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I hope you're getting on well, Mr. Morgan Welsh.

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Wargan Welsh.

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And immediately, we best commentate on the game, actually.

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Hazard.

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Is that Hazard?

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I think Hazard is playing.

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And he's just been taken down in a nasty foul.

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He got a nasty knee to the leg on the halfway line.

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Billy Bet, Billy Bet, Billy Bet, Billy Bet, Billy Bet.

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Yep, just want to say thanks to Billy Bet247,

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the app that's driving this stream into the next realm.

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Ball comes in for Real Madrid.

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It's a Robbie two-euro tip.

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Thank you very much, Robbie.

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And remember now, Chelsea have never lashed to Real Madrid on the European stage.

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Yeah, they've only ever played each other four times before, I believe, is the crack.

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Thanks for that, James.

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Chief Irons, how are you, Mr. Ironside?

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I hope you're getting on well.

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How are you, Tommy?

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I got that broken valve handle from the buck in Tuberquack.

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But when I got back to Ahagauer, your one Adam Wong was up the town

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looking for blue herbs and shooting at spiders.

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I said, leave it off.

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Unbelievable.

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Account there from Chief Irons with the tip about Adam Wong,

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who was formerly the boyfriend slash husband of Ada Wong.

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Must have relocated to Ahagauer, the parish of Ahagauer,

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just outside Westport, lovely little parish.

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And actually thought that Adam Wong went down.

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You know, he got killed or something like that in the first game.

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Well, I hate to break it to you, Tom, but you're Wong.

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He's still alive.

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And he's knocking about Ahagauer peddling herbs.

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Or as they say in the States, herbs.

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So far, it's been a tepid enough start from Real Madrid.

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Let's have a little look at the lineups of the two crew here.

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That midfield that they have, Real Madrid, it's something else, isn't it?

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Yeah, well, you've got Hazard, who, you know, he's yet to find his form that he had a few years back.

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Modric, 35, 36 years of age, but he's still a maestro.

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He knows how to control the situation.

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You've got Vinicius Junior on that right hand.

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He's playing like a kind of wing position.

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And Benzema is a strike force.

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Big, big Benzema right up front.

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I heard today he's looking to equal Raoul's goal tally for the European Cup of 71 goals.

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If he scores one today, he'll go joint fourth top scorer ever in the Champions League.

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So there's a bit of trivia for you there.

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It's nice to know you've actually been researching it here.

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Sergio Ramos is back on the back line.

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Down with the Viper, thank you very much.

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Took the wins and I fucking threw it in the sea.

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I started bawling, crying, and then I lost the fucking money again.

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Chelsea nearly got a look in there on goal.

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Timo Werner up front.

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He's got Havertz.

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He's playing up front with Havertz behind him.

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Our Mason Mount, Ashbala Quetter, each on their respective wings.

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And then Chilwell and N'Golo Kante is a good holding midfield player.

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French player.

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Was at Leicester before this.

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I don't think he's won the Champions League, Kante.

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But, you know, it's a chance to do it now.

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I remember the last time.

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Ten years ago now, was it?

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Chelsea were in the final.

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Yeah, they fucking won it, sure.

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Bayern Munich.

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Eric Schoen.

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Thank you very much.

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Here you're becoming the team bus driver, says Eric Schoen for Treaty United.

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Can't give any information on that just yet.

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All chat about the bus.

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It's kind of, you know, just keep it on the DL.

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We'll get into that when we can, as and when we can.

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At the moment, it's all soccer ball, soccer ball, soccer ball.

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I hope you're getting on well.

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Sorry about that there.

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Cree Twitcher's face was dominating the screen.

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Somebody there in the chat just says it would help if you put the score on the screen.

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It's there.

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Okay, it's there.

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Sometimes it's not.

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Sometimes it is.

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And right now it is.

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So that's just the way it goes.

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Also, someone else is saying there, your green screen looks crap.

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We'll try and deal with that as and when we can.

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Right now, let's give you a little bit of insight on what's going on.

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Real Madrid are on the ball.

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They're pumping the ball around the middle of the park.

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They've got Sergio Ramos back in action.

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And when he's back for them.

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And when he's back for them, you know well that they've got a solid, solid back line.

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Very hard to concede.

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Very hard to concede goals when you've got a big bucking like him shoring up the dam.

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And as damsel in distresses go, Lucas Madri is running the show at the moment.

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Switching up play.

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A long-range shot from Tony Cruz.

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And that's the first bit of blood which goes to Real Madrid.

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Tony Cruz with about a 20-yard, 25-yard strike.

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Which was easy enough for Mendy at the end of that.

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It was, Tom.

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It really was.

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And I want to say thank you very much to Steamed Ham and Chuggas Schluggas there.

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Who said that Fontaine lad has been a Spurs fan because they have a son.

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P.S. I was working on that all afternoon.

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Great. That was a great joke there.

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I don't think you really gave it the credence it deserved there, Francis.

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Do you want me to read it for you?

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Yeah, go on.

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Because when I read it, I don't really pay attention to it sometimes.

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Because my mind is on making sure I've read the sentence accurately.

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You say it again.

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Well, Tom.

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I was thinking that Fontaine lad must be a Spurs fan because they have a son.

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Dot, dot, dot.

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P.S. I was working on that all afternoon.

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Thanks for the tip.

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Chuggas Schluggas.

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Thank you very much.

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And I want to say a big thanks to Freda as well.

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Here comes Timo Werner.

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Puts it out to the side hatch.

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To...

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Who is it now?

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Bloody...

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Where's Pulisic?

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He's not even playing.

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He scored the goal in Ashworm, but he's not playing.

248
00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:01,540
I think he put it out to Havertz there.

249
00:14:01,900 --> 00:14:04,120
She says, you'd want to have Pulisic playing, would you not?

250
00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:05,020
Did he get injured?

251
00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:06,180
Long range strike.

252
00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:07,440
Oh, what a...

253
00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:12,680
A Palm Stings golf resort that was from bloody Rudiger.

254
00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:17,360
Rudiger just absolutely took a 35-yard strike hauser.

255
00:14:17,820 --> 00:14:19,180
And now Mason Mount's on the ball.

256
00:14:19,520 --> 00:14:21,660
Out to Jorginho or Chilwell.

257
00:14:21,860 --> 00:14:22,620
Back to Mount.

258
00:14:22,900 --> 00:14:23,220
Mount.

259
00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:24,900
He's danced inside the box.

260
00:14:25,020 --> 00:14:25,760
He's bet his man.

261
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:27,060
Across to Werner.

262
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No.

263
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Goalkeeper saves.

264
00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:32,020
And it goes out to the corner flag there.

265
00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:35,460
Can't see whether it's a throw or a corner, but great work for Mason Mount.

266
00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:38,600
Mason Mount is up and coming.

267
00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:39,300
He's come.

268
00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:40,120
He's arrived.

269
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He's here.

270
00:14:41,060 --> 00:14:42,760
And look at that strike from Rudiger.

271
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It just had such a thunder crack behind it.

272
00:14:47,260 --> 00:14:50,020
It kind of had a lot of pace, power, and dip.

273
00:14:50,420 --> 00:14:53,120
It was the dip that did the damage in the end.

274
00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:57,240
Ben Chilwell has just been taken down by Casemiro.

275
00:14:57,240 --> 00:15:01,540
Great, great holding midfielder there.

276
00:15:01,620 --> 00:15:04,460
And that's going to be a free kick to Chelsea in a dangerous position.

277
00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:09,420
So far, Chelsea doing what they did last week when they were in Madrid,

278
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which is coming out with a bit of spice.

279
00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:15,340
I'll put that score back on the screen again.

280
00:15:15,900 --> 00:15:20,500
It's 12 minutes 39, 12.40, 12.41, 12.42, 12.43.

281
00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:21,660
I can't.

282
00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:26,060
I'd love to be able to put the score, you know, crop the screen

283
00:15:26,060 --> 00:15:27,240
and show the screen score.

284
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:31,800
But we're dicing with death as it is, you know, doing these things.

285
00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:33,820
We don't want the channel to be taken down.

286
00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:37,460
Yeah, we're on a 90-day strike until the 18th of July.

287
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Any monkey business.

288
00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:40,920
And we're going down.

289
00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:46,080
Interestingly enough, Rudiger is wearing a mask.

290
00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:48,380
And ball comes in.

291
00:15:48,540 --> 00:15:49,160
Heads go up.

292
00:15:49,380 --> 00:15:50,120
It's headed away.

293
00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:51,240
Dangerous play.

294
00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:53,200
And it's falling back to Chelsea again.

295
00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:55,320
Madrid on the back foot here.

296
00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:56,960
Long-range ball comes in.

297
00:15:57,060 --> 00:15:57,620
It's crap.

298
00:15:57,860 --> 00:15:58,680
It's a blank ball.

299
00:15:58,900 --> 00:16:01,080
And now Madrid have a chance to maybe recompose.

300
00:16:01,220 --> 00:16:01,980
Oh, yeah.

301
00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:06,640
Lovely bit of turning skill there from Hazard, who wins a foul.

302
00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:11,080
And a yellow card is then shown to that man, I think, Ashby Laqueta.

303
00:16:12,940 --> 00:16:13,540
All right.

304
00:16:13,580 --> 00:16:14,080
Beg your pardon.

305
00:16:14,180 --> 00:16:15,000
It was Jorginho.

306
00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:16,800
Yeah.

307
00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:19,040
Tell you something about Jorginho now.

308
00:16:19,460 --> 00:16:20,040
Good player.

309
00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:21,160
Great player.

310
00:16:21,660 --> 00:16:22,700
He's got a bit of style.

311
00:16:23,060 --> 00:16:24,020
He's got a bit of finesse.

312
00:16:24,020 --> 00:16:28,980
But he's not a hard worker enough, in my eyes, to be honest.

313
00:16:31,780 --> 00:16:32,340
Yep.

314
00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:33,780
And he's just been given a yellow card.

315
00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:38,860
So that's going to really put the cat amongst the pigeons for that scenario.

316
00:16:39,860 --> 00:16:43,060
At the moment, it's dicey.

317
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:45,100
Real Madrid, they look shaky.

318
00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:47,500
They're passing back to their goalie.

319
00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:52,020
And it's dodgy because they're being closed down by the Chelsea United players.

320
00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:56,760
14 minutes and 70, 18, 19 seconds gone.

321
00:16:57,280 --> 00:16:58,960
Freda, thank you very much for the tip.

322
00:16:59,260 --> 00:17:02,200
Can you ask Sergio Ramos, is he single?

323
00:17:02,940 --> 00:17:05,260
I'm afraid we can't ask that from the...

324
00:17:05,260 --> 00:17:06,060
I mean, he's playing.

325
00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:07,160
He's playing the match.

326
00:17:07,780 --> 00:17:11,060
So there's nothing really we can do about that at the moment.

327
00:17:11,420 --> 00:17:12,840
Thank you very much, Jamsky.

328
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:19,560
Is it true Francis has photos of Craig Doyle with his arse out hanging on the wall in the clink?

329
00:17:19,980 --> 00:17:26,880
I can safely say that is not a scenario which is happening in my cell as we speak.

330
00:17:27,020 --> 00:17:29,820
What we've got going on here is a standard cell.

331
00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:36,800
It's got a toilet, a few gym mats for sleeping on, and a spray-painted logo up above that says,

332
00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:41,540
if you want to dob someone in, then call this number and that kind of a crack.

333
00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:47,140
Apparently, there's a different message spray-painted on each cell sometimes saying, you know,

334
00:17:47,220 --> 00:17:48,560
are you on drugs?

335
00:17:48,740 --> 00:17:49,380
Do you need help?

336
00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:51,860
Another one is just Crime Stoppers line.

337
00:17:52,460 --> 00:17:58,200
They're basically preying upon the vulnerable mind of the crim and hoping that, you know,

338
00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:01,220
they will just call or dob someone in and become a rat.

339
00:18:01,300 --> 00:18:02,700
But that ain't my style, baby.

340
00:18:03,340 --> 00:18:04,220
I'm not a rat.

341
00:18:04,620 --> 00:18:05,600
I'm a snake.

342
00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:11,380
Yep, a snake is well-known as not a trustworthy character as well.

343
00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:13,840
So, oh, Chelsea, chance.

344
00:18:14,340 --> 00:18:16,840
Again, another chance goes a-begging for Chelsea.

345
00:18:17,220 --> 00:18:20,500
There was a push in the box against Chelsea there.

346
00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:23,380
And it's going to be a free kick to Real Madrid.

347
00:18:23,540 --> 00:18:28,840
Again, it was Chilwell and Timo Werner on the outskirts of the box.

348
00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:33,260
Werner put in a lovely little ball there, hoping to maybe find Havertz,

349
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:35,180
but it just didn't work out for him there.

350
00:18:35,780 --> 00:18:36,860
Didn't work out for him.

351
00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:38,620
Didn't work out for him.

352
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:40,840
And now he's out of sorts.

353
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:45,980
Thank you very much, Mongolian Maestro, for your tip.

354
00:18:45,980 --> 00:18:49,880
Says IQVIA, slave couldn't be Johnny.

355
00:18:50,620 --> 00:18:54,700
Not sure what that's a reference to, but thanks very much for the tip.

356
00:18:55,160 --> 00:19:00,680
And also to the inimitable, irrepressible, fantastical, thanks for the tip,

357
00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:04,720
Brooklyn Lukey, who tipped 20 euro there, Francis.

358
00:19:05,420 --> 00:19:07,860
Jesus H. Crazy.

359
00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:11,120
That's crazy times, Brooklyn Lukey.

360
00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:12,460
Thank you very much.

361
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,700
And what's the message from Brooklyn Lukey on that tip?

362
00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:18,700
Simply nothing.

363
00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:19,680
It's just a tip.

364
00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:22,480
It's just cool as a cucumber, Brooklyn Lukey.

365
00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:24,400
Just throws the tip in and she says nothing.

366
00:19:24,540 --> 00:19:26,400
Modric, Modric, Modric.

367
00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:27,860
Takes a shot from rage.

368
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:31,000
And it's saved by Mindy.

369
00:19:31,660 --> 00:19:35,180
The Mindy man has got the ball.

370
00:19:35,580 --> 00:19:38,580
He's cradling it in his arms.

371
00:19:39,860 --> 00:19:42,480
And thank you very much as well for Leo McLaughlin.

372
00:19:42,660 --> 00:19:47,240
As requested, I left some fags and a copy of...

373
00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:48,240
Yeah.

374
00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:49,080
And a copy.

375
00:19:49,340 --> 00:19:53,720
He left a razz mag at the reception for you there in Woolworth Prison there, Francis.

376
00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:55,520
And I want you to know about that.

377
00:19:55,780 --> 00:19:56,620
That's nice, Leo.

378
00:19:56,700 --> 00:19:57,340
Thanks very much.

379
00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:58,180
Here come Chelsea.

380
00:19:58,420 --> 00:19:59,140
Chance of Chelsea.

381
00:19:59,300 --> 00:19:59,660
Chilwell.

382
00:19:59,820 --> 00:20:00,520
Put the ball in.

383
00:20:00,740 --> 00:20:01,800
Timo Werner!

384
00:20:03,100 --> 00:20:04,160
Score for Chelsea.

385
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:05,720
But it's going to be ruled.

386
00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:06,920
Offside.

387
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:10,360
The linesman's flag was raised.

388
00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:16,520
And Tommy Tuchel has to withhold his celebrations for another moment to...

389
00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:17,920
Quick look at the replay, Tom.

390
00:20:18,980 --> 00:20:19,220
Yep.

391
00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:22,420
Chilwell came onto a lovely through ball.

392
00:20:22,660 --> 00:20:26,460
And then he played the pass right towards the six-yard box.

393
00:20:26,820 --> 00:20:32,640
Werner was there, but he was about, you know, about half a metre offside when he was...

394
00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:35,300
Oh, when he started his run.

395
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:37,180
Thank you very much there, Kim Jamie.

396
00:20:37,740 --> 00:20:38,600
Kim Jamie.

397
00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:40,040
Thank you very much, Kim Jamie.

398
00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:41,540
Thanks, Kim.

399
00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:43,340
Hope you're doing well.

400
00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:49,580
Yeah, if you've left the razzmatazz mag down at the reception there and the fags as well,

401
00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:53,360
Leo, I ain't getting them, baby, because that's just not going to work.

402
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:54,300
It doesn't work like that.

403
00:20:54,360 --> 00:20:57,900
You can't go to prisons and just leave stuff at reception and go,

404
00:20:57,980 --> 00:21:00,220
Can you pass that on to such and such?

405
00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:01,580
It doesn't work like that.

406
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:05,540
No, it does not work like that.

407
00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:11,720
Zinedine Zizou Zidane watches on intently from the byline of peace.

408
00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:15,440
He's wearing his trademark fashionable gear.

409
00:21:16,020 --> 00:21:23,460
Tommy Tuchel is decked out in his kind of sportswear, overcoat, sportscoat job.

410
00:21:23,860 --> 00:21:28,880
And Casemiro's on the ball now, making what looks like a promising break for Real Madrid,

411
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,140
but passes out to Vinicius Junior.

412
00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:33,620
Communication breakdown and the pass goes out.

413
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:38,560
It's collected and picked up by Chelsea, who are knocking the ball about the park with a bit of confidence.

414
00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:45,180
As I say that, N'Golo Kante smashes a misplaced pass out to the byline.

415
00:21:45,740 --> 00:21:46,840
It's back to Real Madrid.

416
00:21:46,980 --> 00:21:48,840
They've passed it all the way back to their goalkeeper.

417
00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:52,860
19 minutes and 12 seconds, 13, 14, 15 seconds gone.

418
00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:58,160
I'd love to show you the exact time that we're watching this on so you can sync it up with your telly,

419
00:21:58,220 --> 00:22:02,020
but I'm just going to have to intermittently just tell you the bloody time,

420
00:22:02,100 --> 00:22:04,900
because we can't dice with death.

421
00:22:05,860 --> 00:22:09,960
At this stage of the game, we were banned from streaming for two weeks.

422
00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:11,720
We don't want to go there again.

423
00:22:12,340 --> 00:22:15,220
It was hard to transition to try and stream in another place.

424
00:22:15,900 --> 00:22:17,380
That's just the way it goes, OK?

425
00:22:17,860 --> 00:22:21,520
So it's 0-0, 1-0 on aggregate.

426
00:22:21,940 --> 00:22:27,640
And if Chelsea can even maintain this 0-0, not that we want that, we want an exciting game,

427
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:32,020
then Chelsea will still go through the away goal rule.

428
00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:33,660
Chief Irons is back, Francis.

429
00:22:35,580 --> 00:22:37,260
How are you, Chief Irons, again?

430
00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:38,240
How are you doing?

431
00:22:38,300 --> 00:22:39,360
Thanks very much for the tip.

432
00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:44,080
A load of them Raccoon City books moved out to Ahagauer now, Tommy.

433
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:48,680
Wesker and the Umbrella Boys opened up new labs there.

434
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:50,800
Chemical research or something.

435
00:22:51,460 --> 00:22:52,920
A great bunch of lads.

436
00:22:53,360 --> 00:22:54,540
Great for the parish.

437
00:22:55,420 --> 00:22:56,620
Well, that's great news as well.

438
00:22:56,840 --> 00:23:01,940
I'd love to hear a bit of good news about industry and work, you know, being created,

439
00:23:02,100 --> 00:23:03,040
jobs being created.

440
00:23:03,740 --> 00:23:07,080
You know, it's fantastic for the parish

441
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:15,100
in such a dried and tasted, unprecedented COVID-19 time that we're living in.

442
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:21,900
And to hear that Umbrella Labs have started opening up shop again, and they're probably here because of the tax breaks.

443
00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:23,940
Here come Reimer, dude.

444
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:27,020
Modric lays it out to Vinicius Jr. on the right-hand side.

445
00:23:27,120 --> 00:23:33,280
But Rudiger, who looks like the Phantom of the Opera with that mash gun, gets a lovely little schly tackle in.

446
00:23:33,620 --> 00:23:39,160
And Rudiger's shouting, and he's giving out stink to everyone, and he's bossing around the pitch there.

447
00:23:39,660 --> 00:23:40,720
He's the boss man.

448
00:23:41,780 --> 00:23:43,780
He has a very imposing presence.

449
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:48,820
There's a bit of consternation going on between Ben Chilwell and Vinicius Jr.,

450
00:23:48,820 --> 00:23:51,220
who's got a nice bit of skill on him.

451
00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:56,360
Remember that lovely couple of touches and the follow-up goal he scored against Liverpool?

452
00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:59,220
I think he got the brace that day, but he can do it.

453
00:23:59,300 --> 00:24:00,040
He can turn it on.

454
00:24:00,100 --> 00:24:01,840
Here's Modric, another man who can turn it on.

455
00:24:01,900 --> 00:24:02,660
Down the right-hand flag.

456
00:24:02,980 --> 00:24:08,820
Does well to get a crossing, but it's blasted out to safety again by Thiago Silva,

457
00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:11,460
another quality, quality player.

458
00:24:12,100 --> 00:24:14,420
And Real Madrid now, beginning to put the shits up.

459
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:16,780
Chilshky, the Mendy bus is coming.

460
00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:18,180
Thanks very much for the tip there.

461
00:24:18,220 --> 00:24:19,180
I hope you're getting on well.

462
00:24:19,260 --> 00:24:21,280
Remember, Billy Bet, Billy Bet, Billy Bet, people.

463
00:24:21,620 --> 00:24:23,360
It's all happening all the time.

464
00:24:23,460 --> 00:24:25,580
Get onto that app if you can.

465
00:24:26,860 --> 00:24:29,320
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466
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:34,620
Yeah, I thought about Billy Bet 247, but it's best up.

467
00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:36,580
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468
00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:39,000
And hashtag it all the way home.

469
00:24:39,100 --> 00:24:40,520
You get a free bet if you win that.

470
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:43,840
Real Madrid are on the ball.

471
00:24:43,980 --> 00:24:46,520
Junior tried to bend in a little cross ball.

472
00:24:46,700 --> 00:24:48,960
A fellow goes down, looking for a penalty.

473
00:24:49,180 --> 00:24:50,940
That fellow, Karim Benzema.

474
00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:54,580
He's such a good player, Benzema.

475
00:24:55,140 --> 00:24:56,800
A massive, massive man.

476
00:24:57,140 --> 00:24:57,760
Big fella.

477
00:24:58,400 --> 00:24:59,700
Scores a lot of goals.

478
00:25:00,360 --> 00:25:02,000
He was looking for the penalty there.

479
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:06,440
It's hard really to fake that kind of...

480
00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:09,040
Do you know, there's some players that are great at winning penalties.

481
00:25:09,900 --> 00:25:12,560
You know, usually the smaller books.

482
00:25:12,820 --> 00:25:17,240
But with Benzema, it's hard for him to fake that kind of, oh, I've been brought down.

483
00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:20,780
Because a lot of the time, the defenders are actually smaller than him.

484
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:21,700
Yep.

485
00:25:22,060 --> 00:25:25,120
He's a traditional big strike force.

486
00:25:25,940 --> 00:25:29,020
So a lot of the time, he's not that kind of player anyway.

487
00:25:29,220 --> 00:25:32,260
Like, you know, just winning dummy pens and whatnot.

488
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:36,120
So Chelsea are going to have to try and deal with him.

489
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:38,980
Because he can pull it out the bag from a number of different rages.

490
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:41,160
You see him doing it in La Liga a lot.

491
00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:43,000
Can he pull it out the bag tonight?

492
00:25:43,100 --> 00:25:48,860
This is such an anomaly of a game, considering these boys don't really ever have met each other.

493
00:25:49,100 --> 00:25:50,540
So you don't know what way it's going to go.

494
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:54,480
Unknown quantities abound on the pitch.

495
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:58,260
And a nice bit of passing play here from Real Madrid.

496
00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:00,880
Knocking the ball around in their own half.

497
00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:02,800
Chelsea just sitting back.

498
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:04,980
Not letting anything get to them.

499
00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:06,280
Not letting it get to their head.

500
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:08,740
Thank you very much, Legfend, for the tip.

501
00:26:08,820 --> 00:26:09,980
I hope you're getting on well.

502
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:12,600
Agus, Slim Shafady.

503
00:26:12,820 --> 00:26:14,340
Any flights going, Tommy?

504
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:15,940
We've Wataford to see yet.

505
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:18,980
And let's have a look.

506
00:26:19,220 --> 00:26:21,220
Are you going to stream Resident Evil 8?

507
00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:23,480
The village one, says Legfend.

508
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:27,080
Well, to answer those questions in succession,

509
00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:31,580
the plane should be getting out of the hangar soon enough.

510
00:26:31,580 --> 00:26:35,800
I can't put a time or a place on that.

511
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:38,260
As for Resident Evil, that was never my bag.

512
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:39,820
Never your what?

513
00:26:40,420 --> 00:26:40,880
Bag.

514
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:42,280
It was never my bag.

515
00:26:43,100 --> 00:26:43,320
Yeah.

516
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:44,640
Well, I might give it a go.

517
00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:47,160
I played the 7, Resident Evil 7 game.

518
00:26:47,700 --> 00:26:48,740
And that was good.

519
00:26:48,740 --> 00:26:52,060
But I'm not sure whether or not it's as good as the old games.

520
00:26:52,120 --> 00:26:56,220
I don't really enjoy them as much as the old Chief Irons buzzes.

521
00:26:57,380 --> 00:26:59,500
But it's a new concept.

522
00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:01,920
Apparently, it's got a big, massive lady in it.

523
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:03,040
A real big woman.

524
00:27:03,540 --> 00:27:06,240
Like, literally, a 10-foot woman in it.

525
00:27:06,780 --> 00:27:10,340
And that's a scary concept in and of itself.

526
00:27:11,180 --> 00:27:12,000
It sure is.

527
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:13,880
Never seen a 10-foot lady before.

528
00:27:15,540 --> 00:27:17,000
That's going to be something to behold.

529
00:27:17,620 --> 00:27:19,200
Billy Bat 247.

530
00:27:19,300 --> 00:27:22,060
Someone's just after tipping there saying the...

531
00:27:22,060 --> 00:27:23,860
Just want a Billy Bat accumulator.

532
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:25,080
It says the Handy Pandy.

533
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:26,360
Thanks very much for the tip.

534
00:27:26,940 --> 00:27:27,880
Billy Bat, Billy Bat.

535
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,500
Download the app, you sap.

536
00:27:30,660 --> 00:27:31,760
Not my words there.

537
00:27:31,820 --> 00:27:32,900
The words of Handy Pandy.

538
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:33,660
Thank you very much.

539
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:35,080
Also, Waluigi.

540
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:35,880
Thank you very much.

541
00:27:36,020 --> 00:27:36,820
Anguish Panda.

542
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:39,880
Says Benzema is the Kareem of the crop.

543
00:27:40,260 --> 00:27:40,520
Sorry.

544
00:27:41,300 --> 00:27:43,620
And thank you very much for that.

545
00:27:44,540 --> 00:27:45,320
Anguish Panda.

546
00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:47,960
Madrich is on the ball.

547
00:27:48,420 --> 00:27:49,580
Controlling the atmosphere.

548
00:27:51,660 --> 00:27:53,240
He's picking out passes.

549
00:27:53,360 --> 00:27:54,500
He's switching up the play.

550
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:57,100
He just says he's got such awareness.

551
00:27:57,640 --> 00:27:58,220
Such awareness.

552
00:27:58,220 --> 00:28:00,320
It's like he's got fucking 360 vision.

553
00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:02,780
He's like an owl that can see everywhere.

554
00:28:03,140 --> 00:28:03,580
Massive owl.

555
00:28:03,860 --> 00:28:04,660
Here come Rammer.

556
00:28:04,860 --> 00:28:05,220
Benzema!

557
00:28:05,220 --> 00:28:05,700
Oh!

558
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:07,620
What a strike.

559
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:09,780
And Mendy gets a hand to it.

560
00:28:10,260 --> 00:28:13,540
And it goes out for a corner ball.

561
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:14,560
Corner kick.

562
00:28:15,140 --> 00:28:16,920
And that's just what we were saying, Tom.

563
00:28:17,420 --> 00:28:17,840
We were.

564
00:28:18,120 --> 00:28:19,660
He can pull it out the bag from...

565
00:28:19,660 --> 00:28:20,740
Oh, that was going in.

566
00:28:21,100 --> 00:28:21,660
That was such...

567
00:28:21,660 --> 00:28:23,200
He had such curl on it as well.

568
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:26,680
And Real Madrid now piling on the pressure kicks.

569
00:28:26,940 --> 00:28:28,880
25 minutes, 52 seconds.

570
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:30,040
Gone on our shot clock.

571
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,700
Corner ball about to come in.

572
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:35,080
It comes in.

573
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:36,200
Heads go up.

574
00:28:37,020 --> 00:28:38,120
Headed away by Chelsea.

575
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:41,820
And that's been the best chance of the game so far.

576
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:43,380
Karim Benzema, the big man.

577
00:28:43,820 --> 00:28:44,780
The big man.

578
00:28:44,780 --> 00:28:45,780
The French man.

579
00:28:45,780 --> 00:28:46,760
The tall lad.

580
00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:47,560
The scorer.

581
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:49,180
The main man.

582
00:28:49,180 --> 00:28:52,080
Looking to equal Raul Gonzalez.

583
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:54,460
The eighth is record for...

584
00:28:54,460 --> 00:28:58,620
Who's the fourth top goal scorer ever in the European competition.

585
00:28:58,780 --> 00:28:59,820
Paul Wilson.

586
00:28:59,820 --> 00:29:01,340
Thank you very much, Paul Wilson.

587
00:29:01,580 --> 00:29:02,620
Shite 5K run.

588
00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:03,500
I hope you're getting on well.

589
00:29:03,620 --> 00:29:04,880
Hashtag BillyBetForLife.

590
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:06,040
And JiminyBob.

591
00:29:06,460 --> 00:29:09,400
Thank you very much for that as well.

592
00:29:10,500 --> 00:29:11,340
BillyBet.

593
00:29:11,340 --> 00:29:11,340
BillyBet.

594
00:29:11,340 --> 00:29:11,840
BillyBet.

595
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:12,340
BillyBet.

596
00:29:12,340 --> 00:29:13,500
Last week I was down.

597
00:29:13,500 --> 00:29:14,280
Big shine.

598
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:16,140
I was ready to fucking jack it all in.

599
00:29:16,140 --> 00:29:17,140
But I gotta tell you something.

600
00:29:17,140 --> 00:29:18,880
I got a notification on the app

601
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:21,220
It said the Pumas were going to be playing a little game

602
00:29:21,220 --> 00:29:22,560
Of 9-4 ball

603
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:26,500
Billybet, Billybet, Billybet, Billybet, Billybet, Billybet

604
00:29:26,500 --> 00:29:29,100
Billybet 247

605
00:29:29,100 --> 00:29:30,180
Win, lose or draw

606
00:29:30,180 --> 00:29:33,040
You always have an experience and a story to tell

607
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:34,040
Chelsea on the ball

608
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:35,140
Angolo Canty

609
00:29:35,140 --> 00:29:36,060
Squares it too

610
00:29:36,060 --> 00:29:37,280
Chilwell, is it?

611
00:29:37,380 --> 00:29:37,940
Or is it Mount?

612
00:29:38,140 --> 00:29:38,800
Hits the bar

613
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:39,840
Falls to Werner

614
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:43,700
It's a goooooooool!

615
00:29:44,980 --> 00:29:47,120
Tom, why were you doing my voice?

616
00:29:48,100 --> 00:29:48,820
Sorry about that

617
00:29:48,820 --> 00:29:51,360
I just kind of got into the frame of mind

618
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:52,660
Like I was trying to

619
00:29:52,660 --> 00:29:54,180
Truth be told

620
00:29:54,180 --> 00:29:56,320
I was taking the piss out of you now, Francis

621
00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:59,800
What have we said about that on stream live?

622
00:29:59,940 --> 00:30:00,500
You know, it's a bit

623
00:30:00,500 --> 00:30:03,220
It's bullying is what it is

624
00:30:03,220 --> 00:30:08,020
It was a goal anyway for Timo Werner

625
00:30:08,020 --> 00:30:09,640
Forget about the bullying

626
00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:11,680
It was only a bit of crack

627
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:13,320
It was a bit of banter

628
00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:14,980
Bans for life

629
00:30:14,980 --> 00:30:17,460
And it was a lovely little move from Chelsea

630
00:30:17,460 --> 00:30:21,780
And a real goal poacher's goal there from Timo Werner

631
00:30:21,780 --> 00:30:26,520
It was Havertz who tried to delicately chip it over the goalkeeper

632
00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:29,740
And Werner to scoop up the mess

633
00:30:29,740 --> 00:30:32,880
And put it into the back of the hacky sack

634
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:37,480
It's 1-0 to Chelsea United

635
00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:43,460
That German attacking force of the two Germanian Greers

636
00:30:43,460 --> 00:30:47,460
Who are up front for Chelsea United

637
00:30:47,460 --> 00:30:49,960
Thank you very much there for the tips

638
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:50,740
Mama Duck

639
00:30:50,740 --> 00:30:52,920
Hopefully you're doing okay

640
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:55,440
Big ladies, thank you very much

641
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:56,040
Hi Tom

642
00:30:56,040 --> 00:31:01,220
Wondering if you have a sunroof in the bus for a few 10 foot ladies

643
00:31:01,220 --> 00:31:02,820
From Ahagauer

644
00:31:02,820 --> 00:31:06,080
Well Tom dear

645
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:08,840
Not too sure about that

646
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:10,560
Not too sure about that

647
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:13,180
We used to have one in the old minibus I had

648
00:31:13,180 --> 00:31:15,220
But not in any of these yokes now

649
00:31:15,220 --> 00:31:16,700
Also health and safety

650
00:31:16,700 --> 00:31:17,120
I wouldn't

651
00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:18,400
If you're a 10 foot woman

652
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:21,420
I'm afraid it's not discrimination or anything

653
00:31:21,420 --> 00:31:21,880
Thanks for that

654
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:22,260
It's just like

655
00:31:22,260 --> 00:31:24,680
I legally can't handle you

656
00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:26,800
Yeah

657
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:27,820
You heard it

658
00:31:27,820 --> 00:31:29,080
You heard it here first

659
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:30,120
Thanks very much

660
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:31,080
Dum Dum Mintu

661
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:33,400
And Mark formerly known as Sweet Beast

662
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:35,140
I hope you were getting on

663
00:31:35,140 --> 00:31:36,920
It says it's never a blank ball

664
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:38,780
When you bet on Billy Bet

665
00:31:38,780 --> 00:31:42,620
It's never a blank ball

666
00:31:42,620 --> 00:31:44,480
When you bet on Billy Bet

667
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:46,940
And we did have a few testimonials as well

668
00:31:46,940 --> 00:31:47,920
You saw the other day

669
00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:48,520
You saw yesterday

670
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:51,820
People letting you know on how to do it

671
00:31:51,820 --> 00:31:53,120
Some people were saying

672
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:54,080
Look Billy Bet

673
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:55,380
It's just not real

674
00:31:55,380 --> 00:31:56,480
I can't find the app

675
00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:57,200
It is out there

676
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:58,280
You just gotta search for it

677
00:31:58,280 --> 00:31:59,620
You might have to jailbreak the phone

678
00:31:59,620 --> 00:32:01,800
Billy Bet 247

679
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:02,900
Win, lose, or draw

680
00:32:02,900 --> 00:32:04,600
You always have an experience

681
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:05,780
And a story you tell

682
00:32:05,780 --> 00:32:07,360
Hey guys

683
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:07,720
What's up

684
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:09,080
It's your boy Snakefist

685
00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:10,940
I'm just coming in and saying

686
00:32:10,940 --> 00:32:14,120
Billy Bet 247 saved my life

687
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:15,460
Don't ask me how

688
00:32:15,460 --> 00:32:16,900
Don't ask me why

689
00:32:16,900 --> 00:32:18,900
Just believe what I tell you

690
00:32:18,900 --> 00:32:20,240
When I say Billy Bet

691
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:21,500
You can do the same for you

692
00:32:21,500 --> 00:32:22,840
As it did for me

693
00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:24,800
Download the app today

694
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:27,920
And get your $10 three bet

695
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:29,420
$10, 10 euro

696
00:32:29,420 --> 00:32:30,420
He looks healthy

697
00:32:30,420 --> 00:32:31,660
Download that app

698
00:32:31,660 --> 00:32:33,460
Start gambling away

699
00:32:33,460 --> 00:32:34,560
He looks healthy that lad

700
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:36,280
He does, yeah

701
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:38,180
That's Snakefist from the States

702
00:32:38,180 --> 00:32:39,900
And again as we said yesterday

703
00:32:39,900 --> 00:32:42,460
It's the market penetration of the app

704
00:32:42,460 --> 00:32:43,300
It's really done well

705
00:32:43,300 --> 00:32:44,120
It's taken off

706
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:47,180
It's in different zones altogether

707
00:32:47,180 --> 00:32:48,100
Thank you very much

708
00:32:48,100 --> 00:32:48,100
Thank you very much

709
00:32:48,100 --> 00:32:50,580
Could you tell people to join

710
00:32:50,580 --> 00:32:53,240
Housing Ireland subreddit

711
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:54,580
Well you heard it here first?

712
00:32:54,580 --> 00:32:55,000
Well you heard it here first

713
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:55,980
William Bet as well

714
00:32:55,980 --> 00:32:56,780
Thank you very much

715
00:32:56,780 --> 00:32:59,040
Are Billy Bet giving odds

716
00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:02,040
On Jorginho and Jorginho getting the finger out

717
00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:04,240
Well we said it earlier on

718
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:06,120
He needs to start fucking pulling the socks up

719
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:07,020
And doing a bit of work

720
00:33:07,020 --> 00:33:09,680
He's got a bit of style

721
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:10,400
A bit of flair

722
00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:12,140
But he's not going to carry you

723
00:33:12,140 --> 00:33:13,080
Although at the moment

724
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:14,100
Chelsea are doing well

725
00:33:14,100 --> 00:33:15,280
Saying that

726
00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:17,520
If Real Madrid were to get one back

727
00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:18,320
And hold it that

728
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:19,480
Well what's that

729
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:20,300
Extra time then?

730
00:33:20,380 --> 00:33:20,700
Penalties?

731
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:23,740
Yeah you're looking at an extra time scenario

732
00:33:23,740 --> 00:33:24,420
Tom then

733
00:33:24,420 --> 00:33:26,700
But look it's early days

734
00:33:26,700 --> 00:33:27,740
Half an hour gone

735
00:33:27,740 --> 00:33:29,080
On the shot clock

736
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:32,460
And these boys are not to be ridden off

737
00:33:32,460 --> 00:33:34,700
They've won the competition more than anyone

738
00:33:34,700 --> 00:33:36,260
They're at the Galacticos

739
00:33:36,260 --> 00:33:39,080
They've got Zinedine Zidane

740
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:41,600
He's won at three times with them I believe

741
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:43,640
And you know look

742
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:45,560
Early doors is all I'm saying

743
00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:47,740
Early doors is right

744
00:33:47,740 --> 00:33:48,680
Thanks very much there

745
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:49,200
William Bet

746
00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:50,500
247

747
00:33:50,500 --> 00:33:52,820
Saying that now

748
00:33:52,820 --> 00:33:55,300
They're still passing around

749
00:33:55,300 --> 00:33:56,740
The ball in their own half

750
00:33:56,740 --> 00:33:57,720
And not looking

751
00:33:57,720 --> 00:33:59,180
They're looking shaky on Real Madrid

752
00:33:59,180 --> 00:34:01,320
And they get out to Modric in the middle

753
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:02,520
But he's hacky-sacked

754
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:03,540
Into oblivion

755
00:34:03,540 --> 00:34:04,420
By Rudiger

756
00:34:04,420 --> 00:34:05,580
Who's giving it to Werner

757
00:34:05,580 --> 00:34:06,540
Werner's on the attack

758
00:34:06,540 --> 00:34:07,220
Gives it back

759
00:34:07,220 --> 00:34:08,600
Tries to find Rudiger again

760
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:09,420
For that 1-2

761
00:34:09,420 --> 00:34:13,120
And now the Real Madrid are on the break

762
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:16,240
They're coming up the pitch with Modric

763
00:34:16,240 --> 00:34:17,260
Luka Modric

764
00:34:17,260 --> 00:34:19,020
Out to Vinicius Junior on the wing

765
00:34:19,020 --> 00:34:19,800
Birish Gill

766
00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:22,100
Puts it back into the central mixing unit

767
00:34:22,100 --> 00:34:23,180
To Tony Cruz

768
00:34:23,180 --> 00:34:25,820
Feeds it out to that left-hand flank hatcher

769
00:34:25,820 --> 00:34:27,400
Back to Cruz again in the middle

770
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:28,340
Cruz missile

771
00:34:28,340 --> 00:34:29,220
Gives it in

772
00:34:29,220 --> 00:34:29,680
To

773
00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:30,540
Bloody

774
00:34:30,540 --> 00:34:31,520
Hazard

775
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:33,680
He'll hazard a ball out to Cruz again

776
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:34,640
To Casemiro

777
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:37,800
They've been brought back to the middle of the disc again

778
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:38,700
Of Real Madrid

779
00:34:38,700 --> 00:34:40,500
Great pressing by Chelsea

780
00:34:40,500 --> 00:34:43,760
And a ball gets put into the middle of the box

781
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:46,300
By Militao

782
00:34:46,300 --> 00:34:48,580
See where that lad is from

783
00:34:48,580 --> 00:34:49,520
He's Brazilian is he?

784
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:50,480
A Portuguese

785
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:51,040
Brazilian

786
00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:51,960
Yeah Brazilian lad

787
00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:54,520
Trying to find Benzema he was

788
00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:55,800
But it was a blank ball

789
00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:57,560
Blank ball

790
00:34:57,560 --> 00:35:00,480
The Chelsea goal was

791
00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:01,780
It was hard

792
00:35:01,780 --> 00:35:03,260
It was a hard fought goal

793
00:35:03,260 --> 00:35:03,560
They

794
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:05,000
They fought for it

795
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:05,920
They showed determination

796
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:07,080
And they got the goal

797
00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:08,500
But it wasn't a great goal

798
00:35:08,500 --> 00:35:10,460
It was just like a goal poacher's

799
00:35:10,460 --> 00:35:11,300
Tapping

800
00:35:11,300 --> 00:35:14,040
Really was

801
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:15,720
Captain sack

802
00:35:15,720 --> 00:35:16,680
Tapping sack

803
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:17,420
Thank you very much

804
00:35:17,420 --> 00:35:18,660
Herb Lenehan loves ham

805
00:35:18,660 --> 00:35:19,000
You see

806
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:19,940
That's nice

807
00:35:19,940 --> 00:35:21,360
And fecking arse

808
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:23,260
A 10 euro tape Francis

809
00:35:23,260 --> 00:35:24,320
Wow

810
00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:26,280
Fecking arse

811
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:27,560
Thank you very much

812
00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:29,120
What's he saying in the message tab?

813
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:31,400
Again

814
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:31,880
Nothing

815
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:32,860
Just tipped

816
00:35:32,860 --> 00:35:34,480
Cool as a cucumber

817
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:35,240
Just tipped that

818
00:35:35,240 --> 00:35:36,940
And said

819
00:35:36,940 --> 00:35:38,720
Have it

820
00:35:38,720 --> 00:35:39,480
That's what he's done

821
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:40,440
That's what I imagine

822
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:41,440
Just went through it

823
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:42,680
Like you know

824
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:44,060
Throw it at the screen

825
00:35:44,060 --> 00:35:45,280
And it's come through the screen

826
00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:45,840
Into us

827
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:47,160
Chelsea

828
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:49,360
They're on the attack again now

829
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:50,780
They're not lying down

830
00:35:50,780 --> 00:35:52,300
They're not going to sleep

831
00:35:52,300 --> 00:35:54,480
They're passing the ball around

832
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:55,440
With confidence

833
00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:57,060
Mason Mount and Chilwell

834
00:35:57,060 --> 00:35:59,300
Doing that little dynamic duo act

835
00:35:59,300 --> 00:36:00,460
On the left hand flank

836
00:36:00,460 --> 00:36:00,900
Catcher

837
00:36:00,900 --> 00:36:02,560
But the ball is

838
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:04,140
Pashed backwards

839
00:36:04,140 --> 00:36:05,120
All the way back to

840
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:05,460
Rudiger

841
00:36:05,460 --> 00:36:06,640
Who then gives it back

842
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:07,240
To the keeper

843
00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:07,900
Mendy

844
00:36:07,900 --> 00:36:09,000
Tommy Tuchel

845
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,260
Is on the sideline

846
00:36:10,260 --> 00:36:11,240
Now dishing out

847
00:36:11,240 --> 00:36:12,620
Abuse and schlaps

848
00:36:12,620 --> 00:36:14,680
Real actual slaps

849
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:15,480
Being dished out

850
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:15,840
Are they?

851
00:36:17,420 --> 00:36:18,360
Not really no

852
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:19,280
But he was gesturing

853
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:19,980
With his hands

854
00:36:19,980 --> 00:36:21,040
If anyone was

855
00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:22,000
In close proximity

856
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:22,840
They could have

857
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:24,260
Accidentally gotten a schlap

858
00:36:24,260 --> 00:36:24,900
Do you know?

859
00:36:25,380 --> 00:36:26,440
That's not good enough Tom

860
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:27,780
People are relying on us

861
00:36:27,780 --> 00:36:28,300
To relay

862
00:36:28,300 --> 00:36:29,620
Information

863
00:36:29,620 --> 00:36:30,680
Solid information

864
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:31,560
Of what's going on

865
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:32,040
On the pitch

866
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:33,300
You can't be saying

867
00:36:33,300 --> 00:36:34,480
That slaps are being thrown

868
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:35,660
When they're not even

869
00:36:35,660 --> 00:36:36,220
Being thrown

870
00:36:36,220 --> 00:36:37,640
Sergio Ramos

871
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:38,700
Giving out stink

872
00:36:38,700 --> 00:36:39,820
Wearing a headband

873
00:36:39,820 --> 00:36:41,000
He's got a man bun

874
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,320
Not too dissimilar

875
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:43,640
To Gareth Bales

876
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:44,680
I wonder if they

877
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:46,300
If Gareth Bales

878
00:36:46,300 --> 00:36:48,440
Designed his man bun

879
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:49,620
Based on the man bun

880
00:36:49,620 --> 00:36:50,860
That Ramos has

881
00:36:50,860 --> 00:36:54,100
I'm not sure

882
00:36:54,100 --> 00:36:56,180
We've got some impressive

883
00:36:56,180 --> 00:36:57,260
If you weren't with us

884
00:36:57,260 --> 00:36:57,800
Last night

885
00:36:57,800 --> 00:36:59,400
You've got to check out

886
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:00,300
The new Bale

887
00:37:00,300 --> 00:37:01,000
From McHale

888
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:02,140
Limited edition Bale

889
00:37:02,140 --> 00:37:03,480
Gareth Bale

890
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:04,100
9000

891
00:37:04,100 --> 00:37:04,920
Vinicius Junior

892
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:05,760
Is on the wing now

893
00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:06,880
He's pumping it up

894
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:07,880
The right hand wing

895
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:08,820
Taking on his man

896
00:37:08,820 --> 00:37:09,760
Looking for a cross

897
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:11,120
Finds Cruz in the middle

898
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:11,660
Cruz

899
00:37:11,660 --> 00:37:13,280
Gives it out to the side hatch

900
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:14,180
To Eden Hazard

901
00:37:14,180 --> 00:37:15,380
It's Hazard

902
00:37:15,380 --> 00:37:16,380
The Garden of Eden

903
00:37:16,380 --> 00:37:18,360
He passes it to the side hatch

904
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:19,920
Don't know who this fella is

905
00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:21,820
But he's got black socks on

906
00:37:21,820 --> 00:37:22,840
Haven't they all?

907
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:24,580
And it's still with Real Madrid

908
00:37:24,580 --> 00:37:25,800
On that side hatch

909
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:26,780
Back to Cruz now

910
00:37:26,780 --> 00:37:28,760
They're trying to break Chelsea down

911
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:30,120
But Chelsea's man Malkin

912
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:31,800
Is fairly tight

913
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:33,220
That man Modric though

914
00:37:33,220 --> 00:37:34,440
He can get out of anywhere

915
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:35,140
Gets the ball in

916
00:37:35,140 --> 00:37:35,500
Benzema

917
00:37:35,500 --> 00:37:35,780
Oh!

918
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:38,660
What a lovely move

919
00:37:38,660 --> 00:37:39,580
From Real Madrid

920
00:37:39,580 --> 00:37:40,840
And Modric

921
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:41,700
Modric

922
00:37:41,700 --> 00:37:42,900
The little magician

923
00:37:42,900 --> 00:37:43,760
From Croatia

924
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:45,500
Had the ball at his feet

925
00:37:45,500 --> 00:37:46,440
A load of men

926
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:47,340
Surrounding him

927
00:37:47,340 --> 00:37:48,140
Does a little

928
00:37:48,140 --> 00:37:48,980
Pirouette

929
00:37:48,980 --> 00:37:49,500
A turn

930
00:37:49,500 --> 00:37:50,600
And then manages to get

931
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:51,560
An unbelievable

932
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:52,760
Cross

933
00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:53,560
Into the box

934
00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:54,080
To find

935
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:55,260
Benzema

936
00:37:55,260 --> 00:37:56,260
The ball was coming

937
00:37:56,260 --> 00:37:57,420
From behind Benzema

938
00:37:57,420 --> 00:37:58,320
So it was hard to get

939
00:37:58,320 --> 00:37:58,860
The head on

940
00:37:58,860 --> 00:37:59,800
He still got it

941
00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:01,440
The ball was goal bound

942
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:03,020
Mendy made the save

943
00:38:03,020 --> 00:38:03,700
And the corner

944
00:38:03,700 --> 00:38:04,660
Is about to be taken

945
00:38:04,660 --> 00:38:06,060
35 minutes and 30 seconds

946
00:38:06,060 --> 00:38:06,640
On the clock

947
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:08,820
Real Madrid with the corner

948
00:38:08,820 --> 00:38:10,080
Tips are coming in

949
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:10,820
We'll get you in a minute

950
00:38:10,820 --> 00:38:11,320
Corner

951
00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:12,460
Taken shortly

952
00:38:12,460 --> 00:38:13,760
Give it up to the side

953
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:15,180
Back to Modric

954
00:38:15,180 --> 00:38:15,180
Back to Modric

955
00:38:15,180 --> 00:38:15,820
The magician

956
00:38:15,820 --> 00:38:16,800
Passes it out to

957
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:17,540
Vinicius Junior

958
00:38:17,540 --> 00:38:18,200
On the right

959
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:19,420
Vinicius Junior

960
00:38:19,420 --> 00:38:20,280
Now will try and go in

961
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:21,180
But there's been a bit

962
00:38:21,180 --> 00:38:21,820
Of consternation

963
00:38:21,820 --> 00:38:22,400
A bit of fighting

964
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:23,220
Inside the box

965
00:38:23,220 --> 00:38:24,620
I think a Chelsea player

966
00:38:24,620 --> 00:38:25,200
Has gone down

967
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:26,080
It's going to be a free kick

968
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:26,860
Sergio Ramos

969
00:38:26,860 --> 00:38:27,740
The man who's

970
00:38:27,740 --> 00:38:28,680
The offender

971
00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:29,500
In this scenario

972
00:38:29,500 --> 00:38:30,800
I think the referee

973
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:31,960
Has got the card out here

974
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:33,600
Not seeing what's going to happen

975
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:34,320
I think he's going to give

976
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:35,420
Ramos a yellow card

977
00:38:35,420 --> 00:38:36,420
And he is giving him

978
00:38:36,420 --> 00:38:37,020
The yellow card

979
00:38:37,020 --> 00:38:39,840
Sergio Ramos

980
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:40,620
The yellow card

981
00:38:40,620 --> 00:38:41,500
That's not going to be

982
00:38:41,500 --> 00:38:42,240
Well for him is it

983
00:38:42,240 --> 00:38:43,000
He's a defender

984
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,500
Yeah we can see

985
00:38:45,500 --> 00:38:46,160
There's a bit of action

986
00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:46,660
Off the ball

987
00:38:46,660 --> 00:38:47,860
Could have been handbags

988
00:38:47,860 --> 00:38:49,160
At dawn kind of stuff

989
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:50,480
But you never

990
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:50,860
You know

991
00:38:50,860 --> 00:38:52,200
If you get a little bit

992
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:52,580
Fruity

993
00:38:52,580 --> 00:38:53,420
A little bit tasty

994
00:38:53,420 --> 00:38:53,900
In the box

995
00:38:53,900 --> 00:38:55,300
He went and pushed

996
00:38:55,300 --> 00:38:56,140
His man you know

997
00:38:56,140 --> 00:38:57,560
And yeah

998
00:38:57,560 --> 00:38:58,900
That's a yellow card

999
00:38:58,900 --> 00:38:59,640
You can't do that

1000
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:00,400
Thanks very much

1001
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:01,680
Conan the Barbarian

1002
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:03,080
For the tip

1003
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:04,160
Have you

1004
00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:04,940
Have you picked up

1005
00:39:04,940 --> 00:39:06,180
Any new members in prison

1006
00:39:06,180 --> 00:39:06,780
To join your

1007
00:39:06,780 --> 00:39:07,420
Gaming scope

1008
00:39:07,420 --> 00:39:08,320
Clan Francis

1009
00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:09,240
No one here

1010
00:39:09,240 --> 00:39:10,440
There's no one who games here

1011
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:12,200
They just do crime

1012
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:13,960
So I don't think

1013
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:14,500
That's

1014
00:39:14,500 --> 00:39:14,840
You know

1015
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:15,620
I've asked them

1016
00:39:15,620 --> 00:39:16,340
Would you be interested

1017
00:39:16,340 --> 00:39:17,860
In doing some live streams

1018
00:39:17,860 --> 00:39:18,480
Of your crimes

1019
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:19,640
Because I'd be doing

1020
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:21,380
Live streams of games

1021
00:39:21,380 --> 00:39:22,440
And I was saying

1022
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:23,340
Why don't you just

1023
00:39:23,340 --> 00:39:23,960
Go on YouTube

1024
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:24,760
Or Twitch

1025
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:26,500
And when you're doing

1026
00:39:26,500 --> 00:39:27,200
Your crimes

1027
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:28,400
Live stream it

1028
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:29,460
You might build

1029
00:39:29,460 --> 00:39:30,180
A dedicated

1030
00:39:30,180 --> 00:39:31,440
Organic audience

1031
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:32,880
And then they just

1032
00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:33,760
Clapped back with

1033
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:35,460
If you film the crime

1034
00:39:35,460 --> 00:39:36,780
Then that's going to

1035
00:39:36,780 --> 00:39:37,700
Stand against you

1036
00:39:37,700 --> 00:39:38,180
In court

1037
00:39:38,180 --> 00:39:38,920
And I said

1038
00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:40,880
How stupid of me

1039
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:42,720
Yeah thanks very much

1040
00:39:42,720 --> 00:39:44,080
Polish trolling ministry

1041
00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:44,520
Tommy

1042
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:45,980
What advice would you give

1043
00:39:45,980 --> 00:39:46,860
To Bill Gates

1044
00:39:46,860 --> 00:39:48,200
Bill Gates'

1045
00:39:48,420 --> 00:39:49,520
Divorce attorney

1046
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:51,020
Should he buy

1047
00:39:51,020 --> 00:39:51,840
Schluck coins

1048
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:52,600
Well the interesting

1049
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:53,420
Scenario there

1050
00:39:53,420 --> 00:39:54,180
With Bill and Melinda

1051
00:39:54,180 --> 00:39:54,580
Is that

1052
00:39:54,580 --> 00:39:55,760
It seems to be

1053
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:56,320
Some kind of

1054
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:57,220
Mutual job

1055
00:39:57,220 --> 00:39:57,980
And

1056
00:39:57,980 --> 00:39:59,540
They're actually

1057
00:39:59,540 --> 00:40:00,840
So incredibly rich

1058
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:02,320
That even if

1059
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:03,060
You know

1060
00:40:03,060 --> 00:40:04,040
One party

1061
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:04,960
Ended up getting

1062
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:06,200
A fair whack of

1063
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:07,040
Wealth off the other

1064
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:08,940
It doesn't matter

1065
00:40:08,940 --> 00:40:09,680
It's all peanuts

1066
00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:10,600
At the end of the day

1067
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:11,480
They're keeping

1068
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:12,780
Their charity going

1069
00:40:12,780 --> 00:40:13,780
They're trying to

1070
00:40:13,780 --> 00:40:15,140
Change climate change

1071
00:40:15,140 --> 00:40:16,320
They're doing all this

1072
00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:16,560
Like

1073
00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:17,100
But why

1074
00:40:17,100 --> 00:40:18,120
Why was someone

1075
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:18,740
Who invented

1076
00:40:18,740 --> 00:40:20,040
An operating system

1077
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:21,440
Getting involved

1078
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:22,440
In medicine

1079
00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:24,080
And all that kind of stuff

1080
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:25,780
The mind boggles

1081
00:40:25,780 --> 00:40:27,520
That is the question

1082
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:28,040
Tom

1083
00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:28,520
That's the

1084
00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:29,140
Multi-million

1085
00:40:29,140 --> 00:40:30,400
Billion dollar question

1086
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:31,120
Casimiro

1087
00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:32,940
Has just put his arm

1088
00:40:32,940 --> 00:40:34,480
Against Timo Werner's head

1089
00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:36,900
And it's a foul ball

1090
00:40:36,900 --> 00:40:38,680
A foul ball

1091
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:39,540
But I'd say

1092
00:40:39,540 --> 00:40:40,820
The Bill Gates thing

1093
00:40:40,820 --> 00:40:42,260
Is all about tax revenue

1094
00:40:42,260 --> 00:40:43,260
Offsetting the tax

1095
00:40:43,260 --> 00:40:43,700
Windows

1096
00:40:43,700 --> 00:40:44,760
Is doing

1097
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:45,720
Microsoft is doing

1098
00:40:45,720 --> 00:40:46,760
Mad business

1099
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:47,560
So

1100
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:48,980
In order to offset

1101
00:40:48,980 --> 00:40:49,700
A lot of that money

1102
00:40:49,700 --> 00:40:50,300
It's probably just

1103
00:40:50,300 --> 00:40:51,800
It's a double win

1104
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:52,280
Isn't it

1105
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:53,580
Saving on the money

1106
00:40:53,580 --> 00:40:54,580
And then becoming

1107
00:40:54,580 --> 00:40:55,620
Some kind of like

1108
00:40:55,620 --> 00:40:57,920
Charity man

1109
00:40:57,920 --> 00:40:59,220
Doing all that work

1110
00:40:59,220 --> 00:40:59,480
As well

1111
00:40:59,480 --> 00:40:59,840
Because

1112
00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:00,720
In fairness

1113
00:41:00,720 --> 00:41:01,380
He's done a lot

1114
00:41:01,380 --> 00:41:01,900
For charity

1115
00:41:01,900 --> 00:41:03,920
But that's

1116
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:05,420
Undermining what you said

1117
00:41:05,420 --> 00:41:05,960
About him

1118
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:07,380
You can't have

1119
00:41:07,380 --> 00:41:08,180
The two opinions

1120
00:41:08,180 --> 00:41:08,980
I can

1121
00:41:08,980 --> 00:41:10,020
He's done a lot

1122
00:41:10,020 --> 00:41:10,500
For charity

1123
00:41:10,500 --> 00:41:12,480
And he's avoiding tax

1124
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:16,260
Not my words

1125
00:41:16,260 --> 00:41:17,880
And definitely not the words

1126
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:18,820
Of us on the stream

1127
00:41:18,820 --> 00:41:21,460
That's a guess

1128
00:41:21,460 --> 00:41:22,600
That we have on the stream

1129
00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:24,260
I fail to control him

1130
00:41:24,260 --> 00:41:25,220
I just want to state

1131
00:41:25,220 --> 00:41:25,920
That Bill Gates

1132
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:27,040
Is definitely not

1133
00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:28,200
Avoiding tax

1134
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:29,100
And he's done a lot

1135
00:41:29,100 --> 00:41:29,620
For the world

1136
00:41:29,620 --> 00:41:30,160
Good save to have a lot of people's feet

1137
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:30,700
Good save to have a lot of people's feet

1138
00:41:30,700 --> 00:41:32,700
Good save to have a lot of people's feet in the air

1139
00:41:32,700 --> 00:41:34,320
Here come Real Madrid now

1140
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:35,320
Counter attack

1141
00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:35,980
Building up

1142
00:41:35,980 --> 00:41:36,600
Trying to find

1143
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:37,800
Vinicius Junior on a run

1144
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:39,280
Down that right hand flank side

1145
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:40,040
But it's a ball

1146
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:41,420
Which is so blank

1147
00:41:41,420 --> 00:41:43,320
That I've actually had to turn away

1148
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:44,100
In disgust

1149
00:41:44,100 --> 00:41:45,940
And it's rolled into the hands

1150
00:41:45,940 --> 00:41:47,280
Of their goalkeeper

1151
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:47,960
Mendy

1152
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:51,220
Christensen for Chelsea

1153
00:41:51,220 --> 00:41:52,340
Picked up a yellow card

1154
00:41:52,340 --> 00:41:53,320
While he was shiting on

1155
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:54,400
About Bill Gates there

1156
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:56,700
And now Chelsea are coming back

1157
00:41:56,700 --> 00:41:57,960
Again with the balloon

1158
00:41:57,960 --> 00:41:59,100
It's Havertz

1159
00:41:59,100 --> 00:42:01,120
Down that right hand flank catcher

1160
00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:02,420
He's passing it back

1161
00:42:02,420 --> 00:42:03,300
To his man

1162
00:42:03,300 --> 00:42:04,340
Jorginho

1163
00:42:04,340 --> 00:42:05,980
And Havertz again

1164
00:42:05,980 --> 00:42:07,320
Into N'Golo Kante

1165
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:08,060
Kante

1166
00:42:08,060 --> 00:42:09,160
Back to Havertz

1167
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:10,180
Back to Christensen

1168
00:42:10,180 --> 00:42:11,400
Back again

1169
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:11,680
Now

1170
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:12,740
It's gone out to Rudiger

1171
00:42:12,740 --> 00:42:14,260
On that far left hand

1172
00:42:14,260 --> 00:42:15,720
Side swiper

1173
00:42:15,720 --> 00:42:17,060
Out to Chilwell

1174
00:42:17,060 --> 00:42:18,200
Back to Rudiger

1175
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:19,900
It's really nice passing play

1176
00:42:19,900 --> 00:42:20,480
Comfortable

1177
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:21,400
Collected

1178
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:21,960
Cool

1179
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:22,500
Calm

1180
00:42:22,500 --> 00:42:23,600
Cucumberistic

1181
00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:25,000
From Chelsky United

1182
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,020
As they pass the ball around

1183
00:42:27,020 --> 00:42:27,740
The pitch

1184
00:42:27,740 --> 00:42:29,040
And there's advertising

1185
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:30,200
Hordings on the side

1186
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:31,100
Of the pitch

1187
00:42:31,100 --> 00:42:32,220
That are advertising

1188
00:42:32,220 --> 00:42:33,900
The Nissan Leaf Tom

1189
00:42:33,900 --> 00:42:35,080
What do you think about that car?

1190
00:42:36,140 --> 00:42:37,580
I'm not really into any

1191
00:42:37,580 --> 00:42:39,080
Of the electric cars just yet

1192
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:41,300
It's diesel all the way

1193
00:42:41,300 --> 00:42:42,540
Diesel all the way

1194
00:42:42,540 --> 00:42:43,960
And I've heard

1195
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:45,700
The current generation

1196
00:42:45,700 --> 00:42:47,460
Of batteries that you get

1197
00:42:47,460 --> 00:42:48,440
In the electric cars

1198
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:50,200
Are just not there yet

1199
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:50,600
You know

1200
00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:51,000
They're not

1201
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:52,600
I've heard some testimonials

1202
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:54,140
From people who say

1203
00:42:54,140 --> 00:42:54,500
That you know

1204
00:42:54,500 --> 00:42:55,080
They were on the

1205
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:56,300
Motorway

1206
00:42:56,300 --> 00:42:57,300
And there was a

1207
00:42:57,300 --> 00:42:58,220
Battery prediction

1208
00:42:58,220 --> 00:42:59,360
Saying oh you've got

1209
00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:01,020
Another 120 miles left

1210
00:43:01,020 --> 00:43:03,120
They had to go and charge up

1211
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:04,240
At a charging station

1212
00:43:04,240 --> 00:43:05,440
You know

1213
00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:06,780
After 50-60 miles

1214
00:43:06,780 --> 00:43:07,200
So I mean

1215
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:08,980
That was a rental

1216
00:43:08,980 --> 00:43:09,880
Electric

1217
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:10,660
So they put

1218
00:43:10,660 --> 00:43:11,440
Through their paces

1219
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:12,320
You know

1220
00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:12,980
They're going to have to wait

1221
00:43:12,980 --> 00:43:13,740
Until those batteries

1222
00:43:13,740 --> 00:43:15,280
Have come on a bit

1223
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:15,760
Yeah

1224
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:16,560
And if they're

1225
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:17,400
Trying to get rid of the

1226
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:18,920
Fucking petrol cars

1227
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:19,620
By 2030

1228
00:43:19,620 --> 00:43:20,560
Tips are coming in

1229
00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:21,580
Johnny Taco

1230
00:43:21,580 --> 00:43:22,740
Thank you very much

1231
00:43:22,740 --> 00:43:23,360
Hey Tom

1232
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:25,080
Still looking for the app

1233
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:25,700
Please send

1234
00:43:25,700 --> 00:43:26,900
Snakefist's contact

1235
00:43:26,900 --> 00:43:27,720
I'm looking for

1236
00:43:27,720 --> 00:43:29,040
A thousand euro marker

1237
00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:30,320
I'm good for it

1238
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:31,940
We'll have more

1239
00:43:31,940 --> 00:43:33,260
Sorry

1240
00:43:33,260 --> 00:43:33,880
Better wait

1241
00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:36,420
We'll have more information

1242
00:43:36,420 --> 00:43:37,880
On Billy Betton

1243
00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:38,200
The app

1244
00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:38,860
Coming up

1245
00:43:38,860 --> 00:43:39,360
There's actually

1246
00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:39,720
If you're

1247
00:43:39,720 --> 00:43:41,280
Someone from the states

1248
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:41,560
There

1249
00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:42,380
Taco

1250
00:43:42,380 --> 00:43:43,040
I know they're

1251
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:44,980
A popular food

1252
00:43:44,980 --> 00:43:45,720
Out in the states

1253
00:43:45,720 --> 00:43:47,520
Maybe

1254
00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:49,800
There's an American lad here

1255
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:51,180
Who's a

1256
00:43:51,180 --> 00:43:52,580
Billy Betton enthusiast

1257
00:43:52,580 --> 00:43:54,180
I know Betton is illegal

1258
00:43:54,180 --> 00:43:55,660
Over there in the states

1259
00:43:55,660 --> 00:43:57,340
So they've actually

1260
00:43:57,340 --> 00:43:57,840
Come up

1261
00:43:57,840 --> 00:43:58,940
Billy Betton have come up

1262
00:43:58,940 --> 00:44:00,040
With ways to circumvent

1263
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:00,600
That law

1264
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:02,760
Pay attention to this one now

1265
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:03,540
He might have a bit

1266
00:44:03,540 --> 00:44:04,560
Of information to any

1267
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:05,520
Of the American viewers

1268
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:07,660
Billy Betton 247

1269
00:44:07,660 --> 00:44:08,720
Win, lose, or draw

1270
00:44:08,720 --> 00:44:10,280
You'll always have an experience

1271
00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:11,660
And a story to tell

1272
00:44:11,660 --> 00:44:13,340
What's up dudes

1273
00:44:13,340 --> 00:44:14,620
It's your boy Padre

1274
00:44:14,620 --> 00:44:15,760
I'm coming at you

1275
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:16,620
From the states

1276
00:44:16,620 --> 00:44:17,360
I just want to say

1277
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:18,080
If you're having trouble

1278
00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:19,200
Logging on to your

1279
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:20,220
Billy Betton app

1280
00:44:20,220 --> 00:44:22,120
Make sure you use a VPN

1281
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:23,260
To use the app

1282
00:44:23,260 --> 00:44:23,720
Also

1283
00:44:23,720 --> 00:44:25,180
Setting up an account

1284
00:44:25,180 --> 00:44:26,280
Is illegal

1285
00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:27,360
If you're in the states

1286
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:28,280
So you need to

1287
00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:29,520
Connect that to a European

1288
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:30,340
Bank account

1289
00:44:30,340 --> 00:44:31,940
Just get in touch with me

1290
00:44:31,940 --> 00:44:33,260
If you need that information

1291
00:44:33,260 --> 00:44:34,260
On setting one up

1292
00:44:34,260 --> 00:44:35,380
I can hook you up

1293
00:44:35,380 --> 00:44:36,000
With the right

1294
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:36,980
Right price

1295
00:44:36,980 --> 00:44:38,920
Billy Betton 247

1296
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:40,360
It's going solar

1297
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:41,020
Thank you.

1298
00:44:41,020 --> 00:45:11,000
Thank you.

1299
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:40,980
Thank you.

1300
00:45:40,980 --> 00:45:42,980
Thank you.

1301
00:45:42,980 --> 00:45:49,480
Setting up an account is illegal if you're in the States, so you need to connect that to a European bank account.

1302
00:45:49,980 --> 00:45:51,980
Sorry about that, everyone.

1303
00:45:52,180 --> 00:45:55,040
We have a few technical difficulties there.

1304
00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:57,400
Samantha Hager, thank you very much for the tip.

1305
00:45:57,900 --> 00:45:59,080
43 minutes gone.

1306
00:45:59,140 --> 00:46:01,480
We're on the precipice of the end of the first half here.

1307
00:46:03,420 --> 00:46:04,440
Godrich is on the ball.

1308
00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:07,320
Melinda Gates, thank you very much for the tip.

1309
00:46:08,900 --> 00:46:12,040
Yes, Samantha, you're saying great to see you back on the tube.

1310
00:46:12,260 --> 00:46:13,480
Look, we're happy to be back.

1311
00:46:13,860 --> 00:46:23,020
It was great to be on Twitch for a bit, but just not great enough to sustain our interest in it, especially as this is our home.

1312
00:46:23,140 --> 00:46:24,560
Vinicius Jr. on the ball now.

1313
00:46:24,820 --> 00:46:28,860
He's closed down by two, three Chelsea defenders and N'Golo Kante.

1314
00:46:29,060 --> 00:46:30,200
You don't want that happening.

1315
00:46:30,700 --> 00:46:33,300
And now, Chelsea, chance to move.

1316
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:35,620
Not happening for them.

1317
00:46:36,060 --> 00:46:37,560
Foul against Chelsea on the wing.

1318
00:46:37,700 --> 00:46:38,980
Casemiro goes down.

1319
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:40,720
Or Vinicius Jr., beg your pardon.

1320
00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:43,220
Foul against Rudiger there.

1321
00:46:45,940 --> 00:46:47,800
Chelsea FC, thank you very much.

1322
00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:50,740
Never watching commentary from any other source, Francis.

1323
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:53,060
That's from Chelsea FC.

1324
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:54,300
Thanks for the tip, lad.

1325
00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:55,960
Sorry about the dead air there before.

1326
00:46:56,080 --> 00:47:01,020
That's something that would probably deter you from wanting to stick with your statement.

1327
00:47:01,020 --> 00:47:03,500
But anyway, thanks very much for the tip.

1328
00:47:03,720 --> 00:47:05,200
And we're going to keep it pumping.

1329
00:47:06,740 --> 00:47:07,760
Here we go now.

1330
00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:10,400
Chelsea, Havertz, he's doing his side swipe.

1331
00:47:10,780 --> 00:47:11,180
Lollipop.

1332
00:47:11,780 --> 00:47:13,580
Oh, he's overran it.

1333
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:15,920
Sergio Ramos got a touch on it.

1334
00:47:16,100 --> 00:47:16,460
He did.

1335
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:17,700
He took a two.

1336
00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:18,900
He took too many touches.

1337
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:20,760
He took a two touch.

1338
00:47:21,020 --> 00:47:22,060
He took a two touch.

1339
00:47:22,220 --> 00:47:24,680
He got Havertz on the side, took a two touch.

1340
00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:27,580
And Tommy Tuchel puts his head in his hands.

1341
00:47:27,720 --> 00:47:30,480
Tommy Tuchel on the side of the stands.

1342
00:47:31,720 --> 00:47:32,840
Thanks very much there.

1343
00:47:33,220 --> 00:47:34,040
Schlug vaccine.

1344
00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:34,900
Is it safe?

1345
00:47:35,420 --> 00:47:36,720
Oh, it's a corner ball here.

1346
00:47:36,720 --> 00:47:37,260
To Chelsea.

1347
00:47:37,940 --> 00:47:39,640
Pat Kenny, thanks very much for the tip.

1348
00:47:39,720 --> 00:47:41,460
Johnny Taco, thank you very much.

1349
00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:43,680
Hopefully that's...

1350
00:47:43,680 --> 00:47:52,200
Although the referee blows upon his magic pipe of peace to signify the end of what has been very interesting.

1351
00:47:53,020 --> 00:47:54,260
First half of football.

1352
00:47:54,260 --> 00:47:55,800
And we're looking at Chelsea here.

1353
00:47:57,060 --> 00:48:00,640
Possibly on the brink of a European Cup final.

1354
00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:02,620
First time in a while.

1355
00:48:03,620 --> 00:48:10,800
And yeah, I remember back in 2011 they won that game against Bayern Munich back when they had Drogba still playing for them.

1356
00:48:10,900 --> 00:48:13,160
I think Rabin was playing for them.

1357
00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:14,780
A lot of good players.

1358
00:48:15,500 --> 00:48:16,660
A good side.

1359
00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:17,260
Good squad.

1360
00:48:17,980 --> 00:48:20,700
And yeah, it could be on for them again.

1361
00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:23,480
And Chelsea have kind of just come from nowhere this season.

1362
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:26,340
Yeah, they didn't start well at all.

1363
00:48:26,340 --> 00:48:27,320
Didn't work out for them.

1364
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:28,100
Didn't work out for them.

1365
00:48:28,460 --> 00:48:30,600
Lam Frankard had to be given the boot.

1366
00:48:31,380 --> 00:48:36,100
And then Tommy Two-Step was just side-swiped in via a side hatch.

1367
00:48:36,700 --> 00:48:38,820
And he just came out of the side hatch going,

1368
00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:40,660
Schnell! Schnell!

1369
00:48:43,540 --> 00:48:43,940
Yep.

1370
00:48:44,240 --> 00:48:50,820
And I suppose you've got a German manager trying to psych up those German lads up the front.

1371
00:48:50,900 --> 00:48:52,700
Havertz and bloody Werner.

1372
00:48:53,140 --> 00:48:54,840
You know, they've yet to come into their own.

1373
00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:58,640
You know, they're a lot of big price, hefty price tag on the two boys.

1374
00:48:59,500 --> 00:49:00,780
And, you know, maybe.

1375
00:49:00,900 --> 00:49:02,420
Maybe they'll start to shine now.

1376
00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:03,080
See me with a sec.

1377
00:49:03,160 --> 00:49:04,020
Thank you very much.

1378
00:49:04,380 --> 00:49:05,720
Plotting and Schemeing.

1379
00:49:06,020 --> 00:49:07,580
Thank you very much for your tip.

1380
00:49:08,060 --> 00:49:10,220
Where did Francis get the hazmat suit?

1381
00:49:10,720 --> 00:49:12,220
Donated earlier on and says,

1382
00:49:12,460 --> 00:49:16,140
Have a few boom-boom boys ready to bust Francis out whenever lads.

1383
00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:22,320
I got it from a hardware, DIY hardware shop.

1384
00:49:22,820 --> 00:49:25,640
But it's actually biohazard standard.

1385
00:49:26,460 --> 00:49:30,400
So, you know, you can wear this forensically as well, do all that kind of stuff.

1386
00:49:30,420 --> 00:49:38,720
I'm not sure would it really, you know, fucking save you or protect you from, you know, nuclear radiation or anything like that.

1387
00:49:39,820 --> 00:49:43,820
You probably want something a bit better, something lead lined or something like that.

1388
00:49:43,820 --> 00:49:45,440
But thanks for the tip anyway.

1389
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:47,260
And thanks for asking the questions, you know.

1390
00:49:47,340 --> 00:49:48,840
I'm sure that's an interesting topic.

1391
00:49:49,020 --> 00:49:51,240
Some people do want to know where I get these things.

1392
00:49:51,620 --> 00:49:52,340
Schlug Jr.

1393
00:49:52,500 --> 00:49:53,320
Thank you very much.

1394
00:49:53,580 --> 00:49:54,820
Conan the Barbarian.

1395
00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:56,560
Thank you very much for your tip.

1396
00:49:57,120 --> 00:49:58,240
And Frank Hamilton.

1397
00:49:58,240 --> 00:49:59,160
Frank Hamilton.

1398
00:49:59,780 --> 00:50:00,680
Jimmy Jesus.

1399
00:50:01,340 --> 00:50:02,140
Mick the Brick.

1400
00:50:02,700 --> 00:50:03,840
Lovely stuff, lads.

1401
00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:05,620
Thank you very much.

1402
00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:06,920
There's a few tips here, Tom.

1403
00:50:06,980 --> 00:50:07,880
We missed out Bigstein.

1404
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:11,960
We're just checking back the back catalogue here.

1405
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:13,780
Great to see Jimmy Jesus.

1406
00:50:13,940 --> 00:50:15,080
I hope you're getting on well.

1407
00:50:15,180 --> 00:50:16,940
Thank you very much for the 222.

1408
00:50:18,020 --> 00:50:19,920
All the ducks in a row plotting, scheming.

1409
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:20,340
Thank you.

1410
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:22,860
Lovely stuff, lads, as well.

1411
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:25,600
I ordered a Cillian Mbappuccino the other day.

1412
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:29,920
But the barista gave me a handsome Mbappuccino instead second.

1413
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:33,520
Well, that's a nice little tale and anecdote and a lovely tip.

1414
00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:38,440
But how could you have even ordered the Mbappuccino when it only came out yesterday?

1415
00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:41,740
We only premiered the artwork yesterday.

1416
00:50:42,240 --> 00:50:44,320
The Cillian Mbappuccino waken the senses.

1417
00:50:44,860 --> 00:50:47,020
Cillian de Gascogne swears by it.

1418
00:50:47,020 --> 00:50:51,060
And he's a great virologist and does a lot of great work in the community as well.

1419
00:50:51,460 --> 00:50:54,100
He's doing well for himself and so is Cillian Mbappuccino.

1420
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:57,500
Despite having the calf injury and not getting game time yesterday,

1421
00:50:57,920 --> 00:50:59,240
he's busting out the beans.

1422
00:50:59,340 --> 00:51:01,520
He's blowing the beans day in, day out.

1423
00:51:01,940 --> 00:51:03,940
And people are going wild for it.

1424
00:51:04,020 --> 00:51:07,260
Going, more, more, Cillian, more.

1425
00:51:09,940 --> 00:51:13,680
It's such a scene, such an image that's been painted.

1426
00:51:13,900 --> 00:51:15,420
Leo Creelman, thank you very much.

1427
00:51:15,420 --> 00:51:16,920
Give a shout out to Mr. Schmall.

1428
00:51:17,020 --> 00:51:18,640
I hope you're doing well, Mr. Schmall.

1429
00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:21,400
And Frank Hamilton, great to have the streams back.

1430
00:51:21,460 --> 00:51:23,580
Will you be doing a commentary on the sailing for the Olympics?

1431
00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:25,860
You bet your ass if it's still going ahead.

1432
00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:30,120
The Tokyo boys say yes, even though the world is saying give it a rest.

1433
00:51:30,740 --> 00:51:32,040
They want it to go ahead.

1434
00:51:32,140 --> 00:51:33,900
It's just ridiculous at this stage, really.

1435
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:35,740
I suppose they just have nobody watching it.

1436
00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:38,620
But the Euros, we're interested in that.

1437
00:51:38,700 --> 00:51:40,760
Hopefully we'll be able to get some Euro streaming going.

1438
00:51:41,140 --> 00:51:43,920
There's still a lot of soccer ball to be played.

1439
00:51:44,340 --> 00:51:49,340
Not just in the European competition itself, but maybe La Liga, like Barcelona,

1440
00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:52,260
need to win against Atletico Madrid on Saturday.

1441
00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:53,260
That's a crunch game.

1442
00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:56,480
It could be a real, real barnstormer.

1443
00:51:56,640 --> 00:51:57,320
What do you think, Tom?

1444
00:51:58,100 --> 00:52:00,980
I'm sure I wouldn't mind watching that.

1445
00:52:01,240 --> 00:52:03,960
Like, you know, and if I'm going to watch it, maybe I'll watch it here.

1446
00:52:04,140 --> 00:52:05,500
There's no better place to watch it.

1447
00:52:05,680 --> 00:52:07,880
So Saturday, we might make that a date.

1448
00:52:08,060 --> 00:52:10,060
Anybody interested in that?

1449
00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:11,760
Let us know.

1450
00:52:13,420 --> 00:52:14,580
Let's have a little look here.

1451
00:52:14,740 --> 00:52:16,120
Plotting Gaming, thank you very much.

1452
00:52:16,240 --> 00:52:17,620
Chunky Ryan, thank you very much.

1453
00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:21,180
Any chance you'd give us a rendition of Lady in Red, Schlug?

1454
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:24,840
I need to remember to do it now.

1455
00:52:24,940 --> 00:52:27,540
I need to remember to do it because I'd say yes to you and I'd go, yeah,

1456
00:52:27,620 --> 00:52:29,080
because I would be up for it, like.

1457
00:52:29,620 --> 00:52:34,840
But right now, I just need to do a bit of analysis, get a can of stout,

1458
00:52:35,540 --> 00:52:38,460
show you definitely have to promote a bit more Billy Bet

1459
00:52:38,460 --> 00:52:42,540
and definitely have to show you again yesterday if you missed out.

1460
00:52:43,060 --> 00:52:48,180
Here we are with the Gareth Bale, McHale Bailing Machine,

1461
00:52:48,340 --> 00:52:51,160
G Bailer 9000 combination collab.

1462
00:52:51,620 --> 00:52:55,860
You've heard of the collabs going on on the internet, Instagram, all those lads.

1463
00:52:56,100 --> 00:52:56,680
Forget that.

1464
00:52:56,980 --> 00:52:58,760
This is the collab 2021.

1465
00:52:59,400 --> 00:53:02,700
Didn't know that it needed, but it's the one that it deserved.

1466
00:53:03,100 --> 00:53:07,460
It's the G Bailer 9000, an absolute beast of a bailing machine

1467
00:53:07,460 --> 00:53:11,500
in a limited edition red of the Dragon of Wales.

1468
00:53:12,700 --> 00:53:17,880
Bails from Ballinrobe in association with Gareth Bale have released this bad boy

1469
00:53:17,880 --> 00:53:22,560
and it's going on retail soon enough, 39,000 pound it retails at.

1470
00:53:22,900 --> 00:53:24,720
And that's the side hatch image there.

1471
00:53:25,140 --> 00:53:26,240
What does it do?

1472
00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:27,240
What does it do differently?

1473
00:53:27,380 --> 00:53:28,000
I hear you ask.

1474
00:53:28,100 --> 00:53:31,560
Well, it pisses out bales at an alarming rate.

1475
00:53:32,360 --> 00:53:39,540
And not only that, it stylistically upgrades them into an amazing man bun, man hair scenario.

1476
00:53:39,540 --> 00:53:44,880
Not unlike the Sergio Ramos buzz after we saw earlier on there.

1477
00:53:44,880 --> 00:53:47,540
Maybe Ramos can do a collab as well.

1478
00:53:47,620 --> 00:53:49,780
But it's been done already.

1479
00:53:49,900 --> 00:53:50,920
You know, bail is there.

1480
00:53:51,320 --> 00:53:51,900
The bailout.

1481
00:53:52,100 --> 00:53:55,640
And that pisses out about 200 bails a day at full force.

1482
00:53:56,100 --> 00:53:57,600
Thank you very much, Platon and Schemen.

1483
00:53:58,260 --> 00:54:03,660
This was taken, a photograph taken there the other day in an undisclosed location where tests were going on.

1484
00:54:04,100 --> 00:54:05,060
And look at that.

1485
00:54:05,820 --> 00:54:08,760
Imagine a full field of those 200 of those bad boys.

1486
00:54:08,880 --> 00:54:11,680
You'd be the envy of every farm in the country.

1487
00:54:12,140 --> 00:54:14,480
Incredible stuff altogether, says Robbie.

1488
00:54:15,100 --> 00:54:17,460
And Sumo Bail, says Bag of Boxes.

1489
00:54:18,040 --> 00:54:19,600
What an upgrade, says Mark.

1490
00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:20,900
I see a lot of love for it.

1491
00:54:21,020 --> 00:54:22,520
A lot of angry heads out there.

1492
00:54:23,140 --> 00:54:26,280
And there'll be a lot of angry heads as well.

1493
00:54:26,980 --> 00:54:30,440
If your neighbors are into bailing and silage and they've seen that,

1494
00:54:31,080 --> 00:54:33,060
they really would be jealous.

1495
00:54:33,060 --> 00:54:35,180
It really would be, Tom.

1496
00:54:35,220 --> 00:54:38,220
I just can't wait to go to prison and get inside that bailer.

1497
00:54:38,820 --> 00:54:42,360
And, well, I get in the tractor, actually, and attach that bailer to a tractor.

1498
00:54:42,660 --> 00:54:45,720
And just go and bail, bail, bail.

1499
00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:47,440
All night long, baby.

1500
00:54:48,340 --> 00:54:50,880
Would you actually bail under the cover of darkness?

1501
00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:52,780
There's nothing like it, Tom.

1502
00:54:53,540 --> 00:54:54,680
It is nothing like it.

1503
00:54:54,760 --> 00:54:59,140
If you can hire a fucking floodlight from a plant and tool hire place,

1504
00:54:59,480 --> 00:55:02,660
flood that field with light, and just bail.

1505
00:55:02,660 --> 00:55:04,460
Like a madman.

1506
00:55:05,500 --> 00:55:07,880
Just keep bailing all night long.

1507
00:55:08,700 --> 00:55:11,880
And if you just find a way to stay awake,

1508
00:55:12,260 --> 00:55:13,220
just keep it going.

1509
00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:14,480
Keep the bails pumping.

1510
00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:15,040
Thank you for the tip.

1511
00:55:17,780 --> 00:55:18,960
Bit of a sniffle there.

1512
00:55:19,260 --> 00:55:22,020
Thank you very much, shoulder boy, for the tip, Platten and Schemen.

1513
00:55:22,500 --> 00:55:24,100
View on the Northern Bank robbery.

1514
00:55:24,260 --> 00:55:25,240
Any inside scoops?

1515
00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:28,160
Is there a new Northern Bank robbery?

1516
00:55:28,780 --> 00:55:32,180
Are you talking about the one that was back in 2004, 2003?

1517
00:55:32,180 --> 00:55:32,460
The tip.

1518
00:55:33,520 --> 00:55:34,300
Pepsi scroll.

1519
00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:35,220
Thank you very much.

1520
00:55:35,560 --> 00:55:39,220
Wouldn't you think Francis would have picked up a Cockney accent by now

1521
00:55:39,220 --> 00:55:41,420
like he's from the getaway or EastEnders?

1522
00:55:41,540 --> 00:55:41,880
Wink, wink.

1523
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:42,520
Nudge, nudge.

1524
00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:45,580
All right, darling.

1525
00:55:46,700 --> 00:55:48,220
How's your missus then?

1526
00:55:49,740 --> 00:55:51,160
That's not too bad, actually.

1527
00:55:54,020 --> 00:55:55,660
Been brushing up on that one.

1528
00:55:55,740 --> 00:55:58,180
There's a lot of Cockney chat on the wing as well.

1529
00:55:58,360 --> 00:56:01,460
A lot of the screws are actually from different parts of the country.

1530
00:56:01,460 --> 00:56:11,040
But the main cut and thrust of the cons inside this big house are bread and butter Cockwegians.

1531
00:56:12,120 --> 00:56:13,240
Thank you very much.

1532
00:56:13,680 --> 00:56:14,720
Anaconda G!

1533
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:17,080
Anaconda G!

1534
00:56:19,240 --> 00:56:20,620
Give us a moment there.

1535
00:56:25,500 --> 00:56:26,980
Anaconda G-E-Z.

1536
00:56:27,780 --> 00:56:29,360
In the house.

1537
00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:32,000
TV3Z.

1538
00:56:33,260 --> 00:56:37,620
We're watching this game on Virgin Media too.

1539
00:56:38,500 --> 00:56:43,040
It's piped into the prison, but the quality is poo.

1540
00:56:43,380 --> 00:56:47,860
It's not as good as the 1080p stream we had the other day.

1541
00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:54,700
But it's a lot more reliable than the RTE player.

1542
00:56:55,480 --> 00:57:00,180
Which is a sad state of affairs considering the license fee we have.

1543
00:57:00,180 --> 00:57:02,520
Have to pay, have to pay, have to pay.

1544
00:57:03,420 --> 00:57:06,420
You're going to pay that license fee, license fee.

1545
00:57:06,620 --> 00:57:07,360
You know me.

1546
00:57:13,240 --> 00:57:14,040
Lovely stuff there.

1547
00:57:14,040 --> 00:57:20,240
Lovely stuff there from Francis Thomas Cotter.

1548
00:57:20,320 --> 00:57:21,120
Thank you very much.

1549
00:57:22,920 --> 00:57:24,380
Whatever happened to Flight Simulator?

1550
00:57:24,680 --> 00:57:25,840
Did you ever get to Dundalk?

1551
00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:26,300
Thomas!

1552
00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:28,300
You weren't tuned in earlier.

1553
00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:32,880
There was a fellow who was asking me to get the bloody plane out the hangar and fly to Waterford.

1554
00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:38,040
We're going to get it together and get that flight moving at some stage.

1555
00:57:38,040 --> 00:57:39,700
I can't guarantee when that is.

1556
00:57:40,320 --> 00:57:42,080
But at the moment, the hands are tied.

1557
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:44,240
What are they tied to, Tom?

1558
00:57:44,640 --> 00:57:46,260
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

1559
00:57:46,500 --> 00:57:47,360
Just a job.

1560
00:57:47,420 --> 00:57:47,840
Only medicine.

1561
00:57:48,020 --> 00:57:49,980
I know you're not doing anything underwater.

1562
00:57:52,260 --> 00:57:53,560
Thanks very much, Steph.

1563
00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:56,040
Anna Kondigy, Pepsi Scrolls, shoulder boy.

1564
00:57:56,480 --> 00:57:57,240
Platinum Schemen.

1565
00:57:57,820 --> 00:58:04,380
And we were saying earlier on there that the BillyBet247 app wasn't working.

1566
00:58:04,500 --> 00:58:08,700
There was a complaint from a fellow that was from the States saying he couldn't get in.

1567
00:58:08,980 --> 00:58:12,240
Then Padre, there was a fellow who came on and said you've got to use a VPN.

1568
00:58:12,860 --> 00:58:15,380
He'll search out if you email him your details.

1569
00:58:15,820 --> 00:58:23,480
He can search out with a European bank account, which will, you know, allow you to gamble because it's illegal in the States.

1570
00:58:23,540 --> 00:58:25,880
Anyway, here's another testimonial.

1571
00:58:27,480 --> 00:58:29,020
BillyBet247, win, lose, or draw.

1572
00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:31,900
You'll always have an experience and a story to tell.

1573
00:58:32,820 --> 00:58:33,380
Yo, what up?

1574
00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:34,500
It's your boy, Snake Fist.

1575
00:58:34,580 --> 00:58:37,140
Back again with another BillyBet247 spread back.

1576
00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:39,060
Connoisseur's tips and tricks scenario.

1577
00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:41,400
That guy from Madrid, right?

1578
00:58:42,020 --> 00:58:42,980
Mukus Lodric.

1579
00:58:43,340 --> 00:58:45,120
He does the ball touch really well.

1580
00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:50,600
If you want to gamble on how many times that guy controls the ball, get on to my man Padre.

1581
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:54,700
The actual market for the app is not on the app at the moment.

1582
00:58:54,840 --> 00:58:56,880
You have to liaise with me or Padre.

1583
00:58:57,340 --> 00:58:59,440
Send all your bank details to Padre.

1584
00:59:00,020 --> 00:59:02,180
He'll hook you up with a bank account in Europe.

1585
00:59:04,160 --> 00:59:04,880
Sounds legit.

1586
00:59:06,160 --> 00:59:09,180
Yeah, just send your bank details to that fella.

1587
00:59:10,020 --> 00:59:11,300
Basically, it's the crack there.

1588
00:59:11,980 --> 00:59:15,500
Your man's been at the BillyBongs, I'd say, says Jimmy Jusis.

1589
00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:19,700
Barres, thank you very much for dispatching that info out of the way.

1590
00:59:19,760 --> 00:59:21,300
We need to look into those guys.

1591
00:59:21,500 --> 00:59:25,560
I mean, it doesn't seem really, that doesn't seem as polished now.

1592
00:59:25,680 --> 00:59:31,400
I mean, I know we've got BillyBet247 sponsoring the show, but I have to say, I thought that their adverts were going to be a little bit better than that.

1593
00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:40,960
I'd go as far as to say that BillyBet247 is so organic that it appeals to a different kind of gambler.

1594
00:59:41,660 --> 00:59:44,300
BillyBet247, win, lose or draw.

1595
00:59:44,460 --> 00:59:47,180
You'll always have an experience and a story to tell.

1596
00:59:47,720 --> 00:59:50,140
Yeah, and you'll always, McCarthy, Buchel, thank you very much.

1597
00:59:50,480 --> 00:59:56,360
The thing about it is that you'll always have an experience to tell win, lose or draw.

1598
00:59:56,560 --> 00:59:57,620
That's their slogan.

1599
00:59:57,740 --> 00:59:58,440
That's their statement.

1600
00:59:58,940 --> 01:00:01,300
And the Americans can't gamble the way we gamble.

1601
01:00:01,460 --> 01:00:09,540
So, I mean, what's wrong with them circumventing that by setting up bank accounts over here at different places?

1602
01:00:09,620 --> 01:00:10,760
Look, I'm not going to go into it.

1603
01:00:10,820 --> 01:00:11,860
I don't really understand it.

1604
01:00:11,900 --> 01:00:19,200
All I know is that if we keep on plugging them, then they will keep on giving us the support we need as well.

1605
01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:26,140
I want to say a big thanks to Lucci, who said, I did my first solo in the 172 out of water for two weeks back some spot.

1606
01:00:26,620 --> 01:00:28,120
Was that in real life, Lucci?

1607
01:00:28,200 --> 01:00:31,040
Thanks for the tip, McCarthy, Buchel, just tuning in.

1608
01:00:31,080 --> 01:00:32,680
The stream is a great pick-me-up.

1609
01:00:32,960 --> 01:00:36,140
Just lost loads of cash on BillyBet.

1610
01:00:37,300 --> 01:00:39,720
BillyBet247, win, lose or draw.

1611
01:00:39,900 --> 01:00:42,600
You'll always have an experience and a story to tell.

1612
01:00:43,080 --> 01:00:44,840
Sorry there to hear about that.

1613
01:00:45,540 --> 01:00:47,340
You're losing the money on BillyBet.

1614
01:00:48,520 --> 01:00:51,920
McCarthy, look, sometimes that's just the way it goes sometimes.

1615
01:00:52,060 --> 01:00:52,880
That's the way it is.

1616
01:00:55,180 --> 01:00:56,260
It's a great app.

1617
01:00:57,180 --> 01:00:57,500
Okay.

1618
01:00:57,500 --> 01:01:00,320
And you got to stick with it, you know?

1619
01:01:01,400 --> 01:01:04,300
You wouldn't be encouraging anyone to chase lasses, would you?

1620
01:01:06,380 --> 01:01:07,440
That's not what I'm saying.

1621
01:01:07,540 --> 01:01:08,960
I'm just saying that it's not the end.

1622
01:01:09,160 --> 01:01:12,680
Like, you know, when you think it is, there's always a way out.

1623
01:01:13,840 --> 01:01:14,060
Yeah.

1624
01:01:14,720 --> 01:01:15,880
Well, look at it.

1625
01:01:16,520 --> 01:01:18,560
The app is there anyways.

1626
01:01:19,160 --> 01:01:19,480
Okay.

1627
01:01:19,940 --> 01:01:21,060
The app's there for you.

1628
01:01:22,020 --> 01:01:22,980
No one's forcing you.

1629
01:01:23,060 --> 01:01:25,340
No one's putting a gun to your head or anything like that.

1630
01:01:25,740 --> 01:01:27,420
And you have the means to do it.

1631
01:01:28,220 --> 01:01:29,380
And it could be worse, hey.

1632
01:01:29,460 --> 01:01:38,640
You could be sitting in Worldworth Police Station after your third portion of beans and sausage and tea.

1633
01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:42,180
Beans and sausage and tea.

1634
01:01:43,300 --> 01:01:45,880
Thanks very much for the tip there, Jack Chan.

1635
01:01:46,260 --> 01:01:48,020
August killer power.

1636
01:01:49,100 --> 01:01:50,520
We're just going to take a quick break.

1637
01:01:50,720 --> 01:01:53,460
And we're back in less than two minutes.

1638
01:01:53,500 --> 01:01:54,400
Tommy, two minutes.

1639
01:01:55,540 --> 01:01:56,660
Probably less than a minute.

1640
01:01:56,900 --> 01:01:58,240
I'd say about 45 seconds.

1641
01:01:59,520 --> 01:02:00,140
Let's do it.

1642
01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:00,880
See you in a bit, lads.

1643
01:02:00,880 --> 01:02:29,500
See you in a bit.

1644
01:02:29,500 --> 01:02:39,880
Chelsea vs Real Madrid.

1645
01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:44,460
Chelsea vs Real Madrid.

1646
01:02:44,460 --> 01:02:51,460
Mobile Ozil.

1647
01:02:51,460 --> 01:02:51,460
Technology.

1648
01:03:08,460 --> 01:03:09,980
Rocky P. Spaz.

1649
01:03:10,160 --> 01:03:10,840
In your score.

1650
01:03:10,840 --> 01:03:12,280
I am a new year.

1651
01:03:14,520 --> 01:03:16,560
Ui, Ulan, 30 TL.

1652
01:03:17,320 --> 01:03:19,480
1000 TL, percent 100.

1653
01:03:20,020 --> 01:03:21,000
Turkey, Ninglik.

1654
01:03:21,560 --> 01:03:22,240
Mobile, Bahis.

1655
01:03:22,340 --> 01:03:22,840
Sebedin.

1656
01:03:23,040 --> 01:03:24,080
Mobile, Bahis.

1657
01:03:24,500 --> 01:03:25,440
Mobile, Ozel.

1658
01:03:25,560 --> 01:03:26,740
Yeni, Technology.

1659
01:03:27,840 --> 01:03:29,280
Rocky P Spas.

1660
01:03:29,460 --> 01:03:30,380
I am a new school, Rada.

1661
01:03:30,600 --> 01:03:31,540
I am a new year.

1662
01:03:33,860 --> 01:03:35,860
Ui, Ulan, 30 TL.

1663
01:03:36,580 --> 01:03:38,780
1000 TL, percent 100.

1664
01:03:39,360 --> 01:03:40,300
Turkey, Ninglik.

1665
01:03:40,880 --> 01:03:41,600
Mobile, Bahis.

1666
01:03:41,600 --> 01:03:42,080
Sebedin.

1667
01:03:42,480 --> 01:03:44,500
Big shout out to Mobile, Bahis there.

1668
01:03:44,600 --> 01:03:46,580
The boys are coming back out onto the pitch now.

1669
01:03:46,680 --> 01:03:48,440
The second half is about to get underway.

1670
01:03:49,300 --> 01:03:53,560
If you have just joined us, this is the Champions League semi-final second leg.

1671
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:55,980
Real Madrid have to get a goal here.

1672
01:03:56,840 --> 01:03:58,500
To be in with a chance of getting through.

1673
01:03:59,100 --> 01:04:01,540
Even if they get that goal, it's going to go to extra time.

1674
01:04:02,300 --> 01:04:04,780
Tips have just come in there from Oisin Hannigan.

1675
01:04:04,960 --> 01:04:05,700
Thank you very much.

1676
01:04:05,820 --> 01:04:06,660
Stay with our journey.

1677
01:04:06,800 --> 01:04:07,580
Stay with our journey.

1678
01:04:07,680 --> 01:04:08,680
Thank you very, very much.

1679
01:04:08,740 --> 01:04:09,740
I hope you're doing well, Oisin.

1680
01:04:10,180 --> 01:04:10,760
Jack Chan.

1681
01:04:10,860 --> 01:04:12,800
I don't find that Padre fella to be trustworthy.

1682
01:04:13,040 --> 01:04:13,940
His eyes are too big.

1683
01:04:14,940 --> 01:04:17,600
Well, Jimmy Joseph said he must have been on the Billy Bangs.

1684
01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:19,680
Killer Powers says,

1685
01:04:19,860 --> 01:04:20,840
How you talking about my need advice?

1686
01:04:20,960 --> 01:04:24,880
Recently got into an argument with a lad in the comments section of a Facebook post.

1687
01:04:25,760 --> 01:04:27,800
His name was Mezzy.

1688
01:04:28,240 --> 01:04:29,800
And he called me a stupid fool.

1689
01:04:29,960 --> 01:04:30,940
What should I reply with?

1690
01:04:31,440 --> 01:04:33,780
Just don't bother engaging with this man, you know?

1691
01:04:34,160 --> 01:04:35,560
It's not real life.

1692
01:04:36,360 --> 01:04:38,320
He wouldn't say it to your face, probably.

1693
01:04:38,320 --> 01:04:41,900
You just have to rise above it.

1694
01:04:42,080 --> 01:04:45,560
I think once you start retaliating, that's it.

1695
01:04:45,700 --> 01:04:46,100
You've lost.

1696
01:04:46,180 --> 01:04:47,080
You've been sucked in.

1697
01:04:47,620 --> 01:04:51,580
And once you've been sucked in, you're only going to get your block knocked off.

1698
01:04:51,960 --> 01:04:53,920
Thank you very much for the tip, Debbie Ali.

1699
01:04:54,080 --> 01:04:55,440
Thank you very much for the tip.

1700
01:04:56,580 --> 01:04:57,440
And Luchi.

1701
01:04:58,880 --> 01:05:03,880
Busy spreading your 4G, your flight radar stream has made it to the boys who were flying.

1702
01:05:04,260 --> 01:05:05,240
Oh yeah.

1703
01:05:05,580 --> 01:05:06,540
It was real life.

1704
01:05:06,640 --> 01:05:09,600
Luchi actually went on a real life flight on a Cessna.

1705
01:05:10,940 --> 01:05:12,400
That's amazing stuff.

1706
01:05:12,900 --> 01:05:13,300
Incredible.

1707
01:05:13,980 --> 01:05:14,480
Really is.

1708
01:05:14,580 --> 01:05:19,880
I'd like to do it myself, but there's just this feeling about it whereby you could die.

1709
01:05:20,140 --> 01:05:21,200
You could die really easily.

1710
01:05:21,240 --> 01:05:23,080
I know that it's like driving a car.

1711
01:05:23,160 --> 01:05:26,860
You'll learn how to do it, but I mean, at least the car fucks up.

1712
01:05:27,500 --> 01:05:30,720
You can swerve or maybe brake or something like that.

1713
01:05:31,380 --> 01:05:38,040
With a plane like Dodgeville, Tennessee, that's where you'd end up flying into.

1714
01:05:40,920 --> 01:05:42,460
Weider, thank you very much.

1715
01:05:42,900 --> 01:05:43,800
And Jimmy Beavers.

1716
01:05:43,980 --> 01:05:45,560
The match has just kicked off, lads.

1717
01:05:45,640 --> 01:05:46,320
Second half.

1718
01:05:46,800 --> 01:05:48,480
Chelsea 1-0 up.

1719
01:05:48,520 --> 01:05:52,160
Timo Werner after 28 minutes with the goal poacher's delight.

1720
01:05:52,980 --> 01:05:54,680
And now it's Real Madrid.

1721
01:05:54,760 --> 01:05:58,680
They must have got a bollock in at halftime of Zizou after that performance.

1722
01:06:00,580 --> 01:06:02,920
You wouldn't know what that fella is like.

1723
01:06:03,860 --> 01:06:04,740
Is he a bad?

1724
01:06:04,900 --> 01:06:07,060
Is he a nasty shouter?

1725
01:06:07,500 --> 01:06:09,580
Is he a strong, silent type?

1726
01:06:09,760 --> 01:06:11,320
Is he imposing?

1727
01:06:11,600 --> 01:06:17,780
Does he get into the dressing room at halftime and do a little dance, perhaps?

1728
01:06:18,440 --> 01:06:20,080
Which is just mesmerizing.

1729
01:06:20,400 --> 01:06:22,280
Mesmeric in its concept.

1730
01:06:22,720 --> 01:06:24,080
In its execution.

1731
01:06:24,520 --> 01:06:25,000
Sublime.

1732
01:06:25,380 --> 01:06:26,460
Maybe that's what he does.

1733
01:06:26,700 --> 01:06:29,300
Maybe that's why he's won three European Cups.

1734
01:06:29,680 --> 01:06:30,840
But you wouldn't know, Tom.

1735
01:06:32,500 --> 01:06:34,680
It's pure guesswork at the moment.

1736
01:06:35,600 --> 01:06:40,320
Real Madrid are making pure guesses as to which way to approach this.

1737
01:06:40,540 --> 01:06:42,300
Trying to find Benzema with the long ball.

1738
01:06:42,860 --> 01:06:45,040
Sergio Ramos is back out again.

1739
01:06:45,320 --> 01:06:47,340
Trying to impose himself on the game.

1740
01:06:48,120 --> 01:06:49,800
It's a crazy, crazy scenario.

1741
01:06:50,160 --> 01:06:58,120
46 minutes and 14 seconds played.

1742
01:06:58,840 --> 01:07:00,400
Hope you're all getting on well here.

1743
01:07:01,400 --> 01:07:02,720
Whatever happens.

1744
01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:06,020
This is the half where it has to happen.

1745
01:07:06,620 --> 01:07:07,500
For both sides.

1746
01:07:08,340 --> 01:07:11,160
And Real Madrid are still on the back foot.

1747
01:07:11,720 --> 01:07:12,300
It seems.

1748
01:07:12,500 --> 01:07:12,960
As Chelsea.

1749
01:07:13,180 --> 01:07:14,260
Attack down the right hand side.

1750
01:07:14,360 --> 01:07:15,240
Ball comes into the box.

1751
01:07:15,360 --> 01:07:17,160
Try Havertz with the hit and he hits the bar.

1752
01:07:17,840 --> 01:07:19,520
What a header from Havertz.

1753
01:07:19,760 --> 01:07:20,520
Tall bucking.

1754
01:07:20,700 --> 01:07:21,180
Young fella.

1755
01:07:22,680 --> 01:07:25,340
And that's the second great header of the game.

1756
01:07:28,040 --> 01:07:29,400
He really did well.

1757
01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:34,080
To get the guidance and the aim on that header as well.

1758
01:07:34,800 --> 01:07:38,500
And it was a powerful, powerful header.

1759
01:07:38,940 --> 01:07:42,040
And it's gone out for a Real Madrid ball.

1760
01:07:44,040 --> 01:07:44,920
Chris McBee.

1761
01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:45,640
Thank you very much.

1762
01:07:45,680 --> 01:07:46,460
Only tuning in now.

1763
01:07:46,560 --> 01:07:50,480
Billy Bet Thugs just let me out on a warning after a bad day on the Billy app.

1764
01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:51,400
Hashtag.

1765
01:07:51,740 --> 01:07:53,520
Gamble responsibly, lads.

1766
01:07:55,660 --> 01:07:56,100
Remember.

1767
01:07:56,800 --> 01:07:58,080
Billy Bet is there.

1768
01:07:58,580 --> 01:07:59,020
Always.

1769
01:07:59,440 --> 01:08:00,580
And if you're bored.

1770
01:08:01,080 --> 01:08:03,140
Maybe check out Billy Bet on social media.

1771
01:08:03,800 --> 01:08:04,780
All the socials.

1772
01:08:05,420 --> 01:08:08,580
And there's a chance there that there's a Billy Bet rollover going on.

1773
01:08:09,060 --> 01:08:11,060
And there's a chance here as Havertz has the ball.

1774
01:08:11,500 --> 01:08:12,940
He's bringing it forward.

1775
01:08:13,220 --> 01:08:14,260
Trying to find support.

1776
01:08:14,800 --> 01:08:15,860
Gives it back to Kante.

1777
01:08:16,360 --> 01:08:17,720
Kante plays it safe.

1778
01:08:17,940 --> 01:08:20,560
And Chelsea are playing the ball all the way back into their own half again.

1779
01:08:21,840 --> 01:08:23,100
1-0 still to Chelsea.

1780
01:08:23,540 --> 01:08:23,800
Three.

1781
01:08:24,640 --> 01:08:26,780
Thank you very much, Lucci, for the three.

1782
01:08:27,220 --> 01:08:29,440
A few flight hours away from getting the license.

1783
01:08:30,060 --> 01:08:35,060
Could take you up some time if you're looking for a dodgy young lad to spin you about the skies.

1784
01:08:35,480 --> 01:08:36,320
Bloody hell.

1785
01:08:37,180 --> 01:08:38,360
That will be some stream.

1786
01:08:39,340 --> 01:08:40,100
Could we do it?

1787
01:08:40,880 --> 01:08:41,360
That's the thing.

1788
01:08:41,440 --> 01:08:50,660
Do I have the cojones to sit in a Cessna with only a newly licensed pilot and stream it?

1789
01:08:50,660 --> 01:08:55,660
Imagine if that lad just wanted to...

1790
01:08:56,660 --> 01:09:00,980
I'm not going to say, but what if he wanted to fucking do something ridiculous on it?

1791
01:09:01,240 --> 01:09:02,400
And I was live streaming it.

1792
01:09:03,660 --> 01:09:06,140
And that all went out on the live stream.

1793
01:09:06,940 --> 01:09:07,140
Thank you.

1794
01:09:07,140 --> 01:09:08,080
It would be crazy, Tom.

1795
01:09:08,540 --> 01:09:11,700
That would be one live stream you wouldn't want someone to see.

1796
01:09:13,940 --> 01:09:15,360
Because you'd end up...

1797
01:09:15,360 --> 01:09:16,660
That'd live on forever.

1798
01:09:16,800 --> 01:09:18,260
You'd be on Live League, Tom.

1799
01:09:21,660 --> 01:09:22,540
Don't do it, Tom.

1800
01:09:23,140 --> 01:09:23,620
Don't do it.

1801
01:09:23,640 --> 01:09:26,640
Because there's just a feeling I get whereby...

1802
01:09:27,360 --> 01:09:28,520
I don't think...

1803
01:09:28,520 --> 01:09:33,360
If something was to happen to you, I don't think I'd ever be able to go on either.

1804
01:09:35,440 --> 01:09:35,840
Yeah.

1805
01:09:36,420 --> 01:09:37,640
I don't think I'll do it.

1806
01:09:37,680 --> 01:09:39,340
Thanks very much for the tip there, Lucci.

1807
01:09:39,440 --> 01:09:41,780
And the offer of going up into the sky with you.

1808
01:09:41,900 --> 01:09:42,940
And you've got your license.

1809
01:09:43,100 --> 01:09:45,340
And look, I'm sure it's all grand.

1810
01:09:46,340 --> 01:09:48,340
Just...

1811
01:09:48,340 --> 01:09:49,140
Do you know what?

1812
01:09:49,780 --> 01:09:50,840
A little bit like that.

1813
01:09:50,980 --> 01:09:53,840
I'm like bloody Zidane on the sideline now going,

1814
01:09:53,940 --> 01:09:56,620
Oh my God, we're going to miss out on the Champions League final.

1815
01:09:57,760 --> 01:10:00,940
But I'd be missing out on the rest of the finals forever,

1816
01:10:01,100 --> 01:10:04,800
whereas Zizou might actually have a crack of the whip again for another few years, you know?

1817
01:10:05,360 --> 01:10:05,600
Yeah.

1818
01:10:05,820 --> 01:10:06,820
Zizou can play again.

1819
01:10:06,860 --> 01:10:07,880
He'll go again next year.

1820
01:10:08,280 --> 01:10:12,560
Whereas there'll be no next year for you or me, I believe,

1821
01:10:13,080 --> 01:10:14,880
if anything was to happen.

1822
01:10:14,980 --> 01:10:16,740
And what about all your passengers as well?

1823
01:10:17,060 --> 01:10:17,480
The bus.

1824
01:10:18,040 --> 01:10:18,900
It'd be the end of the road.

1825
01:10:19,200 --> 01:10:20,260
Here comes Chelsea again.

1826
01:10:20,420 --> 01:10:21,660
Havertz puts the ball in.

1827
01:10:21,820 --> 01:10:23,760
Tries to find Chilwell, is it?

1828
01:10:23,840 --> 01:10:24,700
Or Aspilicueta?

1829
01:10:27,700 --> 01:10:28,920
It is Aspilicueta.

1830
01:10:29,420 --> 01:10:30,700
On the balloon now.

1831
01:10:31,260 --> 01:10:33,760
Passing its side hatchways to Havertz.

1832
01:10:34,580 --> 01:10:35,020
Havertz.

1833
01:10:35,360 --> 01:10:37,040
Back to bloody Christensen.

1834
01:10:37,660 --> 01:10:39,560
And they've passed it back to Thiago Silva now.

1835
01:10:40,540 --> 01:10:41,360
And it's gone back.

1836
01:10:41,520 --> 01:10:45,600
And Chelsea are mounting up another attack again with that man Mason Mount.

1837
01:10:45,800 --> 01:10:46,540
Pardon the pun.

1838
01:10:47,580 --> 01:10:47,800
Yep.

1839
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:48,840
Giving out to Roediger.

1840
01:10:49,160 --> 01:10:52,440
Roediger tries to find Werner a cheeky little ball down the side hatch.

1841
01:10:52,560 --> 01:10:53,220
Thanks for the tip.

1842
01:10:53,460 --> 01:10:55,220
And now Chelsea are on the move.

1843
01:10:55,420 --> 01:10:56,080
Taken down.

1844
01:10:56,320 --> 01:10:56,620
Foul.

1845
01:10:56,820 --> 01:10:58,140
Dangerous area again.

1846
01:10:58,440 --> 01:10:59,160
Ben Chilwell.

1847
01:10:59,680 --> 01:11:01,000
It's great at winning those fouls.

1848
01:11:01,040 --> 01:11:01,700
Thank you very much.

1849
01:11:01,920 --> 01:11:03,820
Pineapple for the tip there.

1850
01:11:03,940 --> 01:11:04,720
And Girlfriends.

1851
01:11:05,460 --> 01:11:05,760
Bum.

1852
01:11:05,860 --> 01:11:06,640
Thank you very much.

1853
01:11:06,940 --> 01:11:08,360
Councillor Lisa Chambers.

1854
01:11:08,460 --> 01:11:09,280
Thank you very much.

1855
01:11:09,960 --> 01:11:11,000
August 1.

1856
01:11:11,900 --> 01:11:12,880
Thank you very much.

1857
01:11:13,280 --> 01:11:15,260
And when the fun stops.

1858
01:11:15,520 --> 01:11:18,120
Double down on Billy Betchesay when the fun stops.

1859
01:11:19,120 --> 01:11:19,980
Great advice.

1860
01:11:20,760 --> 01:11:21,660
And Lucci.

1861
01:11:21,740 --> 01:11:22,340
Thank you very much.

1862
01:11:22,340 --> 01:11:23,080
Chris McBee.

1863
01:11:23,180 --> 01:11:24,240
I hope you're getting on well.

1864
01:11:24,560 --> 01:11:24,860
Thanks for the job.

1865
01:11:24,860 --> 01:11:26,140
And Billy NoMits.

1866
01:11:26,520 --> 01:11:27,700
I hope you are doing well.

1867
01:11:27,740 --> 01:11:28,340
A lot of tips.

1868
01:11:28,460 --> 01:11:29,180
A lot of messages.

1869
01:11:29,360 --> 01:11:31,340
But the match is picking up pace here.

1870
01:11:31,420 --> 01:11:33,380
We need to come back to you all, lads.

1871
01:11:33,840 --> 01:11:35,640
Thanks very much for the tip, Billy NoMits.

1872
01:11:36,760 --> 01:11:37,480
How are you, Tom?

1873
01:11:37,520 --> 01:11:39,020
And Francis, how's Tommy Coyne going?

1874
01:11:39,420 --> 01:11:43,100
Francis, would you be comfortable saying that Shawshank Redemption greatly represents prison?

1875
01:11:43,180 --> 01:11:44,400
Seeing you're inexperienced now.

1876
01:11:44,720 --> 01:11:45,120
I don't know.

1877
01:11:45,200 --> 01:11:46,100
Ball comes in for Chelsea.

1878
01:11:46,200 --> 01:11:46,680
Heads go up.

1879
01:11:47,020 --> 01:11:47,980
Just over the bar there.

1880
01:11:48,080 --> 01:11:50,000
Rudiger got the head on it, I believe.

1881
01:11:50,860 --> 01:11:52,060
Or it was Thiago Silver.

1882
01:11:53,080 --> 01:11:55,420
And it's a goal kick to Real Madrid.

1883
01:11:55,780 --> 01:11:59,440
No Shawshank Redemption scenario going on here at the moment.

1884
01:12:00,120 --> 01:12:03,300
They just don't build prisons like they built them in that film.

1885
01:12:03,980 --> 01:12:07,060
This fucking cell is solid as a rock.

1886
01:12:07,820 --> 01:12:09,380
And there's no chance.

1887
01:12:09,580 --> 01:12:10,920
It's routinely checked.

1888
01:12:11,400 --> 01:12:13,940
There's CCTV built into the cell.

1889
01:12:13,940 --> 01:12:18,700
So even if you did have a rude picture of a lady in a state of undress,

1890
01:12:18,960 --> 01:12:22,940
covering up what is an escape hole that you've been chiseling for decades,

1891
01:12:22,940 --> 01:12:26,120
years and years, they would easily see it.

1892
01:12:26,240 --> 01:12:27,080
You're just...

1893
01:12:27,080 --> 01:12:28,320
Do you know what?

1894
01:12:28,360 --> 01:12:31,980
When you're in prison, basically your whole freedom is taken away from you.

1895
01:12:33,100 --> 01:12:35,060
Yeah, that's the concept of prison.

1896
01:12:35,200 --> 01:12:35,460
All right.

1897
01:12:35,540 --> 01:12:36,860
We're going to put the score on the screen.

1898
01:12:38,240 --> 01:12:41,700
Yeah, but I thought there was still a little bit of freedom and privacy,

1899
01:12:41,700 --> 01:12:44,440
like, you know, like in Shawshank Redemption.

1900
01:12:45,880 --> 01:12:46,360
Yeah.

1901
01:12:47,200 --> 01:12:48,040
Well, there's not now.

1902
01:12:48,940 --> 01:12:54,000
Is it not against the law to have a camera in the cell?

1903
01:12:54,100 --> 01:12:55,560
Is that like a human right?

1904
01:12:56,460 --> 01:12:57,000
Not sure.

1905
01:12:57,420 --> 01:12:58,120
Really not sure.

1906
01:12:58,420 --> 01:13:00,600
Never been inside, and I don't want to either.

1907
01:13:03,500 --> 01:13:03,980
Tobes.

1908
01:13:04,540 --> 01:13:05,940
Thanks very much for the tip here.

1909
01:13:07,040 --> 01:13:08,820
Real Madrid, I'm going to have to pull the finger out here.

1910
01:13:09,500 --> 01:13:17,460
They're moments, minutes away from missing out here on a European Cup final place,

1911
01:13:17,540 --> 01:13:22,620
which would have been Zidane's fourth under his tenure as Real Madrid manager.

1912
01:13:22,980 --> 01:13:24,040
Jay Sharky 580.

1913
01:13:24,180 --> 01:13:24,820
Thank you very much.

1914
01:13:24,880 --> 01:13:26,340
I'm stuck in Castlebarra Garden Station.

1915
01:13:26,460 --> 01:13:30,420
The last two weeks for an attempted heist on Tommy Coyne.

1916
01:13:30,480 --> 01:13:30,680
Help.

1917
01:13:31,080 --> 01:13:33,340
Well, your problem there, Jay Sharky, is it?

1918
01:13:33,700 --> 01:13:36,240
You attempted a heist on a crypto.

1919
01:13:36,240 --> 01:13:37,680
Here comes Mason Mount.

1920
01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:39,440
Puts the ball in over the bar.

1921
01:13:43,300 --> 01:13:45,400
Lovely little cheeky run from Mount.

1922
01:13:46,480 --> 01:13:48,600
But the finish just was not there.

1923
01:13:48,780 --> 01:13:50,560
Billy Butt Boppin, thank you very much.

1924
01:13:51,920 --> 01:13:56,800
Yeah, trying to attempt a heist on a cryptocurrency just is not going to work out for you at all

1925
01:13:56,800 --> 01:13:58,200
because it's all zeros and ones.

1926
01:13:58,300 --> 01:13:58,980
It's all blockchain.

1927
01:13:59,620 --> 01:14:01,340
Unless you've digitized yourself.

1928
01:14:01,880 --> 01:14:04,620
You've taken the blue pill or the red pill or whatever it is,

1929
01:14:04,820 --> 01:14:06,380
and you've gone into the matrix.

1930
01:14:06,760 --> 01:14:08,520
But that's for the birds.

1931
01:14:09,180 --> 01:14:10,580
So I mute the mic while the wind.

1932
01:14:14,640 --> 01:14:16,160
I'm really glad I did that.

1933
01:14:17,720 --> 01:14:19,040
Let's have a look here now.

1934
01:14:20,760 --> 01:14:24,160
Anybody in the chat there causing any problems?

1935
01:14:24,980 --> 01:14:31,200
When I see somebody say a load of comments after another, I just look at the chat and go,

1936
01:14:31,280 --> 01:14:32,140
what's going on there?

1937
01:14:33,060 --> 01:14:34,500
My stomach hurts all the time.

1938
01:14:34,840 --> 01:14:35,620
I'm a guy.

1939
01:14:36,040 --> 01:14:36,480
Okay.

1940
01:14:37,260 --> 01:14:38,980
Well, we've got the eye on you there.

1941
01:14:39,080 --> 01:14:40,160
I've got milk in the chat.

1942
01:14:41,500 --> 01:14:44,880
You're under surveillance.

1943
01:14:45,180 --> 01:14:46,040
I should put it like that.

1944
01:14:46,420 --> 01:14:46,620
Yeah.

1945
01:14:46,820 --> 01:14:47,880
You're under surveillance.

1946
01:14:48,200 --> 01:14:49,260
I'm under investigation.

1947
01:14:49,540 --> 01:14:51,860
Still under dubious COVID charges.

1948
01:14:52,420 --> 01:14:56,500
But I don't think I can't see you in the chat there, got milk.

1949
01:14:56,960 --> 01:14:58,200
You've wrote a few comments.

1950
01:14:58,440 --> 01:15:02,700
They're not ruffling any feathers, but they don't make sense either.

1951
01:15:02,820 --> 01:15:06,800
And I'm very suspicious of people who don't make sense.

1952
01:15:08,940 --> 01:15:10,180
Midwest Heating and Plumbing.

1953
01:15:10,320 --> 01:15:11,000
Thanks for the tip.

1954
01:15:11,260 --> 01:15:12,300
Benzema on the ball.

1955
01:15:12,820 --> 01:15:15,480
But something's gone up as an offside flag.

1956
01:15:15,740 --> 01:15:16,660
It's not going to work out.

1957
01:15:17,020 --> 01:15:19,420
He looks very frustrated to Kareem Benzema.

1958
01:15:19,860 --> 01:15:22,240
I actually have a picture he put up on Twitter the other day.

1959
01:15:22,320 --> 01:15:23,480
He's a bit of a fashionista.

1960
01:15:24,140 --> 01:15:25,140
His old Benzy boy.

1961
01:15:25,560 --> 01:15:26,120
What's he at?

1962
01:15:26,840 --> 01:15:30,140
Was he modelling jackets again without putting his arms into them again?

1963
01:15:30,360 --> 01:15:31,040
Is that what he was doing?

1964
01:15:31,040 --> 01:15:33,660
You got it in one.

1965
01:15:34,160 --> 01:15:36,560
He's a solid looking dude.

1966
01:15:37,280 --> 01:15:38,220
But he...

1967
01:15:38,220 --> 01:15:39,200
Where is it now?

1968
01:15:39,360 --> 01:15:40,260
Do we have that picture?

1969
01:15:41,600 --> 01:15:42,540
Hopefully we have that.

1970
01:15:45,000 --> 01:15:45,440
Screenshot.

1971
01:15:45,680 --> 01:15:46,260
Oh, here we are.

1972
01:15:47,540 --> 01:15:48,720
Let's have a look at that now.

1973
01:15:49,960 --> 01:15:50,720
Kareem Benzema.

1974
01:15:53,100 --> 01:15:53,460
Reasons.

1975
01:15:58,820 --> 01:16:00,140
Yeah, here he is there now.

1976
01:16:00,140 --> 01:16:05,500
Kareem Benzema there.

1977
01:16:06,700 --> 01:16:07,680
Modelling a jacket.

1978
01:16:07,820 --> 01:16:12,180
And he's forgot that you actually have to put your arm through the fucking jacket to wear it.

1979
01:16:12,480 --> 01:16:13,500
But he doesn't care.

1980
01:16:13,760 --> 01:16:14,700
Because he's Benzema.

1981
01:16:15,560 --> 01:16:16,140
He simply says...

1982
01:16:18,140 --> 01:16:19,140
He simply says...

1983
01:16:19,140 --> 01:16:20,140
He simply says...

1984
01:16:20,140 --> 01:16:21,720
Ain't worried.

1985
01:16:22,360 --> 01:16:23,640
He's not worried about it.

1986
01:16:24,640 --> 01:16:25,540
Not one bit.

1987
01:16:25,540 --> 01:16:28,320
Isn't it crazy?

1988
01:16:29,720 --> 01:16:30,860
Crazy world, isn't it?

1989
01:16:32,140 --> 01:16:32,900
I wonder...

1990
01:16:32,900 --> 01:16:33,220
Is he...

1991
01:16:33,220 --> 01:16:34,980
Are they his own jackets he's selling?

1992
01:16:35,240 --> 01:16:36,760
Or is he modelling them for someone else?

1993
01:16:38,260 --> 01:16:39,020
Couldn't tell you.

1994
01:16:39,480 --> 01:16:40,600
Tell you he'd want to model...

1995
01:16:40,600 --> 01:16:42,140
He'd want to model a bloody football.

1996
01:16:42,700 --> 01:16:43,880
And get the ball into the goal.

1997
01:16:43,960 --> 01:16:46,240
Because it's not working out for him at all.

1998
01:16:46,640 --> 01:16:47,440
Tommy Tushel.

1999
01:16:47,900 --> 01:16:49,320
On the side hatch.

2000
01:16:49,940 --> 01:16:50,780
Pacing up and down.

2001
01:16:50,960 --> 01:16:52,160
He takes a lot of steps.

2002
01:16:52,280 --> 01:16:53,540
Does Tommy Tushel.

2003
01:16:54,500 --> 01:16:55,320
On the side hatch.

2004
01:16:56,060 --> 01:16:56,520
He is.

2005
01:16:56,580 --> 01:16:57,320
He's a walker.

2006
01:16:57,460 --> 01:16:58,320
He's a talker.

2007
01:16:58,680 --> 01:16:59,920
He's an arm flapper.

2008
01:17:00,360 --> 01:17:01,140
Thank you very much.

2009
01:17:01,340 --> 01:17:01,760
Daff.

2010
01:17:02,420 --> 01:17:03,460
Hope you're getting on well.

2011
01:17:03,600 --> 01:17:04,900
Bertie Ahern Slush Fund.

2012
01:17:05,140 --> 01:17:06,140
Real Chris Torloff.

2013
01:17:06,200 --> 01:17:06,960
Thank you very much.

2014
01:17:07,280 --> 01:17:08,360
Midwest Heating and Plumbing.

2015
01:17:08,500 --> 01:17:09,220
Billy Butt.

2016
01:17:09,780 --> 01:17:11,520
Jay Sharky Bertie Ahern Slush Fund.

2017
01:17:11,660 --> 01:17:12,140
Tobes.

2018
01:17:12,860 --> 01:17:14,400
Who says Billy...

2019
01:17:14,400 --> 01:17:15,840
Billy Det got me.

2020
01:17:16,840 --> 01:17:18,500
But the experience was worth it.

2021
01:17:18,560 --> 01:17:19,080
One for later.

2022
01:17:19,460 --> 01:17:20,440
I can't click on that link.

2023
01:17:20,600 --> 01:17:22,300
Because I don't have access to a computer.

2024
01:17:22,500 --> 01:17:24,400
Thanks very much for the stream lads.

2025
01:17:24,620 --> 01:17:25,060
The stream.

2026
01:17:25,180 --> 01:17:25,540
The tip.

2027
01:17:25,940 --> 01:17:26,980
Thanks very much lads.

2028
01:17:28,220 --> 01:17:29,960
Up the Viper says Darren Smith.

2029
01:17:30,080 --> 01:17:30,720
Thanks very much.

2030
01:17:31,340 --> 01:17:33,840
For joining and giving us something to...

2031
01:17:33,840 --> 01:17:35,840
To be happy and proud about.

2032
01:17:36,500 --> 01:17:37,180
Where is that fella?

2033
01:17:37,280 --> 01:17:37,800
Got milk.

2034
01:17:37,920 --> 01:17:39,180
Just said a load of weird shit.

2035
01:17:39,260 --> 01:17:40,340
We don't know what he's on about.

2036
01:17:40,420 --> 01:17:42,300
But he's not ruffling any feathers.

2037
01:17:42,420 --> 01:17:43,880
So we're not going to do anything.

2038
01:17:44,280 --> 01:17:45,080
The cream rises.

2039
01:17:45,820 --> 01:17:47,340
Thank you very much for the tip there.

2040
01:17:48,300 --> 01:17:49,340
Real Madrid here.

2041
01:17:49,960 --> 01:17:52,060
They're not looking threatening at all.

2042
01:17:52,060 --> 01:17:52,380
Are they?

2043
01:17:52,960 --> 01:17:54,900
They've had one good solid chance.

2044
01:17:54,960 --> 01:17:56,420
And here's another one as we speak.

2045
01:17:56,740 --> 01:17:57,640
And it's gone a begging.

2046
01:17:58,060 --> 01:18:00,380
Because Rudiger is all over.

2047
01:18:00,520 --> 01:18:01,980
He's bossing that defence today.

2048
01:18:02,400 --> 01:18:05,920
He's wearing the mask of the man from Phantom of the Opera.

2049
01:18:06,340 --> 01:18:07,800
But it matters not.

2050
01:18:07,800 --> 01:18:08,200
To him.

2051
01:18:08,360 --> 01:18:10,700
Chelsea really have a great player in him.

2052
01:18:10,800 --> 01:18:11,480
He's strong.

2053
01:18:11,560 --> 01:18:12,040
He's solid.

2054
01:18:12,180 --> 01:18:13,700
And you can tell he's inspiring confidence.

2055
01:18:14,240 --> 01:18:14,720
As we said.

2056
01:18:14,800 --> 01:18:16,960
Hazard does a little cheeky pirouette on the ball.

2057
01:18:17,300 --> 01:18:18,240
Gives it to Modric.

2058
01:18:18,520 --> 01:18:20,880
Lays it out to Vinicius Junior on that right flank.

2059
01:18:21,060 --> 01:18:23,060
He's dancing around.

2060
01:18:23,260 --> 01:18:24,080
Trying to find the cross.

2061
01:18:24,300 --> 01:18:24,860
Lays it back.

2062
01:18:25,060 --> 01:18:25,760
Ball comes in.

2063
01:18:26,100 --> 01:18:30,260
And it's straight into the hands of Mindy.

2064
01:18:30,260 --> 01:18:34,320
On a Wednesday night.

2065
01:18:34,320 --> 01:18:38,580
Maybe you could do something with that again.

2066
01:18:43,580 --> 01:18:47,380
It's straight into the hands of Mindy.

2067
01:18:47,380 --> 01:18:50,940
On a Wednesday night.

2068
01:18:50,940 --> 01:18:55,140
It's straight into the hands of Wednesday.

2069
01:18:55,140 --> 01:18:58,300
On a men any given Mindy.

2070
01:18:58,300 --> 01:19:05,480
We want to see Real Madrid pull the tricks out the sack of the hat.

2071
01:19:07,200 --> 01:19:11,900
But they don't have the means to do it.

2072
01:19:12,660 --> 01:19:14,860
They really miss Ronaldo.

2073
01:19:15,200 --> 01:19:15,500
Yeah.

2074
01:19:15,940 --> 01:19:18,840
He used to score goals by the dozen.

2075
01:19:19,920 --> 01:19:21,740
And now he doesn't.

2076
01:19:21,800 --> 01:19:24,520
Because he doesn't even play for them.

2077
01:19:26,080 --> 01:19:26,720
Anymore.

2078
01:19:27,920 --> 01:19:28,480
Tonight.

2079
01:19:29,180 --> 01:19:30,140
Here comes.

2080
01:19:30,400 --> 01:19:30,800
Chelsea.

2081
01:19:31,060 --> 01:19:31,580
Havertz.

2082
01:19:31,800 --> 01:19:32,200
Oh.

2083
01:19:32,320 --> 01:19:33,260
One on one with the keeper.

2084
01:19:34,000 --> 01:19:35,880
And he just hits it straight at the keeper.

2085
01:19:36,000 --> 01:19:37,580
And tried to nutmeg the keeper.

2086
01:19:38,540 --> 01:19:38,860
Wow.

2087
01:19:39,400 --> 01:19:40,100
Nice bit of play.

2088
01:19:40,200 --> 01:19:42,860
It was a lovely bit of counter attack and play from Chelsea.

2089
01:19:43,300 --> 01:19:44,860
They look so much more dangerous.

2090
01:19:45,700 --> 01:19:45,980
Than.

2091
01:19:46,920 --> 01:19:47,900
Than Real Madrid.

2092
01:19:47,900 --> 01:19:55,340
They really look more dangerous.

2093
01:19:56,460 --> 01:19:58,300
Than Real Madrid.

2094
01:19:59,240 --> 01:20:00,400
Saying that.

2095
01:20:01,040 --> 01:20:02,540
Madrid are on the ball.

2096
01:20:03,200 --> 01:20:04,460
What can they do?

2097
01:20:04,920 --> 01:20:06,280
Sweet F all.

2098
01:20:06,360 --> 01:20:07,780
It's Luka Modric.

2099
01:20:08,000 --> 01:20:08,660
Modric.

2100
01:20:09,880 --> 01:20:10,600
Modric.

2101
01:20:11,940 --> 01:20:12,660
Modric.

2102
01:20:13,300 --> 01:20:16,140
He's coming here to pick and fetch.

2103
01:20:16,380 --> 01:20:17,880
Here comes Real Madrid.

2104
01:20:17,880 --> 01:20:19,520
Pass out to the wing.

2105
01:20:19,760 --> 01:20:22,300
They're looking for bodies in the box.

2106
01:20:22,440 --> 01:20:24,920
Benzema 1-2 with Tony Cruz.

2107
01:20:25,020 --> 01:20:26,360
How do you do?

2108
01:20:26,960 --> 01:20:28,460
Defended well by Chelsea.

2109
01:20:28,860 --> 01:20:31,380
It's out into the middle of the pitch.

2110
01:20:31,760 --> 01:20:33,560
A man goes down.

2111
01:20:34,800 --> 01:20:35,880
Foul given.

2112
01:20:36,460 --> 01:20:38,920
Now Chelsea's looking like a clown.

2113
01:20:40,440 --> 01:20:41,700
Lovely stuff there.

2114
01:20:41,700 --> 01:20:45,960
It really changes the pace of the game altogether as well.

2115
01:20:46,080 --> 01:20:46,600
Gives us something.

2116
01:20:46,760 --> 01:20:47,540
Another dimension.

2117
01:20:49,120 --> 01:20:52,220
Madrid are looking a little bit more spicy and feisty now.

2118
01:20:52,560 --> 01:20:55,940
As they're building up a bit of attack on the left hand side.

2119
01:20:56,040 --> 01:20:57,500
Friesian bulk has for sale.

2120
01:20:57,820 --> 01:20:59,040
Thanks very much for the tip.

2121
01:21:00,180 --> 01:21:01,280
Hopefully you're doing well.

2122
01:21:01,840 --> 01:21:04,100
Madrid are beginning to boss it a little bit now.

2123
01:21:04,320 --> 01:21:06,340
Sergio Ramos sticking up for himself.

2124
01:21:06,500 --> 01:21:07,740
Standing up for the squad.

2125
01:21:08,160 --> 01:21:08,940
Luka Modric.

2126
01:21:09,280 --> 01:21:10,840
Out to the left hand flank side.

2127
01:21:11,080 --> 01:21:11,560
Now.

2128
01:21:12,100 --> 01:21:12,600
Real Madrid.

2129
01:21:12,760 --> 01:21:13,420
Can they do something?

2130
01:21:13,720 --> 01:21:14,160
Benzema.

2131
01:21:14,640 --> 01:21:15,420
And that fella.

2132
01:21:15,580 --> 01:21:15,620
Oh.

2133
01:21:17,700 --> 01:21:17,940
Sorry.

2134
01:21:18,440 --> 01:21:18,700
Cahill.

2135
01:21:18,800 --> 01:21:19,340
Thank you very much.

2136
01:21:19,700 --> 01:21:21,600
Luka Modric puts it out to the right hand flank.

2137
01:21:21,700 --> 01:21:23,320
Lovely control by Vinicius Junior.

2138
01:21:23,440 --> 01:21:24,620
Controls it with his shoulder.

2139
01:21:25,500 --> 01:21:26,880
Takes out a man.

2140
01:21:27,060 --> 01:21:28,540
Lovely skill from Junior.

2141
01:21:29,120 --> 01:21:30,040
Puts it into the box.

2142
01:21:30,100 --> 01:21:30,780
It's headed away.

2143
01:21:32,100 --> 01:21:33,960
Crazy bit of play there from that man.

2144
01:21:34,580 --> 01:21:36,160
Who's that fella for real Madrid now?

2145
01:21:36,220 --> 01:21:36,840
Number six.

2146
01:21:38,700 --> 01:21:39,180
Nacho.

2147
01:21:42,140 --> 01:21:42,660
Nacho.

2148
01:21:43,660 --> 01:21:44,140
Nacho.

2149
01:21:45,740 --> 01:21:46,260
Nacho.

2150
01:21:46,260 --> 01:21:49,540
I'd love a little nacho.

2151
01:21:50,280 --> 01:21:53,580
To dip into some spicy stuff.

2152
01:21:54,280 --> 01:21:55,940
Now the play is getting rough.

2153
01:21:56,120 --> 01:21:57,500
There's handbags.

2154
01:21:57,960 --> 01:21:59,980
On the side of the pitch.

2155
01:22:00,880 --> 01:22:02,380
Handbags on the side of the pitch.

2156
01:22:02,460 --> 01:22:03,600
As that man Nacho.

2157
01:22:03,840 --> 01:22:04,800
Gets into a little.

2158
01:22:05,220 --> 01:22:06,040
Scrap a letter.

2159
01:22:06,200 --> 01:22:07,120
With Asper La Cueta.

2160
01:22:07,640 --> 01:22:09,320
Yellow card is being brandished.

2161
01:22:09,420 --> 01:22:10,180
By the referee.

2162
01:22:10,740 --> 01:22:11,820
And that's a yellow card.

2163
01:22:11,920 --> 01:22:12,820
For Nacho.

2164
01:22:12,980 --> 01:22:15,880
Who's being a naughty little Nacho.

2165
01:22:15,880 --> 01:22:17,780
He pulled down his man.

2166
01:22:18,320 --> 01:22:18,780
Havertz.

2167
01:22:19,140 --> 01:22:21,040
And then Havertz kicked him in the goalies.

2168
01:22:21,380 --> 01:22:22,880
I don't think Havertz.

2169
01:22:23,240 --> 01:22:24,240
Got a card for it.

2170
01:22:24,680 --> 01:22:26,460
But maybe they might look at that.

2171
01:22:26,760 --> 01:22:28,640
On the replay or something.

2172
01:22:31,120 --> 01:22:33,280
Maybe they might look at that.

2173
01:22:33,280 --> 01:22:35,100
On the replay or something.

2174
01:22:35,660 --> 01:22:36,300
Nacho.

2175
01:22:36,500 --> 01:22:39,900
What a little nasty Nacho he is.

2176
01:22:39,900 --> 01:22:42,320
Time for a substitution.

2177
01:22:42,860 --> 01:22:44,900
For Real Madrid.

2178
01:22:45,900 --> 01:22:48,120
Mendy comes off.

2179
01:22:48,120 --> 01:22:52,220
And a fella comes on.

2180
01:22:52,220 --> 01:22:56,240
Vinicius Junior off.

2181
01:22:57,600 --> 01:23:00,840
And Marcus Asensio comes on.

2182
01:23:00,840 --> 01:23:05,320
That's Marcus Asensio replacing Vinicius Junior.

2183
01:23:05,780 --> 01:23:07,180
I wouldn't have done that myself.

2184
01:23:07,340 --> 01:23:12,500
Because I thought Junior's got a great touch and his great skill.

2185
01:23:13,340 --> 01:23:16,880
The other fella who came on there was Federico Valverde.

2186
01:23:17,740 --> 01:23:25,260
And he is after replacing Mendy on the left wing for Real Madrid.

2187
01:23:25,820 --> 01:23:26,940
Valverde of course.

2188
01:23:27,600 --> 01:23:31,780
The Spanish footballer.

2189
01:23:32,540 --> 01:23:33,900
Oh it's a Uruguayan footballer.

2190
01:23:33,940 --> 01:23:34,860
Sorry I beg your pardon.

2191
01:23:35,000 --> 01:23:36,360
Just checked there to make sure.

2192
01:23:37,000 --> 01:23:39,040
It's still 1-0 here to Chelsky.

2193
01:23:40,260 --> 01:23:42,280
And they had a second goal.

2194
01:23:42,340 --> 01:23:43,940
Oh they had a goal disallowed as well.

2195
01:23:44,000 --> 01:23:45,120
So they could be 2-0 up.

2196
01:23:45,960 --> 01:23:46,800
For an offside.

2197
01:23:47,120 --> 01:23:48,420
Timo Werner earlier on.

2198
01:23:48,780 --> 01:23:50,380
Thank you very much Cahill for the tip.

2199
01:23:50,720 --> 01:23:52,080
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2200
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2201
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2202
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2207
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2208
01:24:08,780 --> 01:24:09,940
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2209
01:24:09,940 --> 01:24:13,260
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2210
01:24:14,760 --> 01:24:17,700
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2211
01:24:17,840 --> 01:24:18,660
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2213
01:24:22,420 --> 01:24:24,280
Here come Real Madrid down the wing now.

2214
01:24:25,120 --> 01:24:25,680
Nacho.

2215
01:24:26,280 --> 01:24:26,880
Asensio.

2216
01:24:27,400 --> 01:24:28,680
Ball comes in from Asensio.

2217
01:24:29,120 --> 01:24:30,540
Rudiger is there again.

2218
01:24:31,500 --> 01:24:31,940
He's just.

2219
01:24:32,420 --> 01:24:33,580
He's omnipresent.

2220
01:24:34,040 --> 01:24:35,380
He's there in the attack as well.

2221
01:24:37,320 --> 01:24:38,180
No hazards.

2222
01:24:38,800 --> 01:24:39,900
Oh sorry I mean hazards.

2223
01:24:39,900 --> 01:24:41,220
He's on the ball.

2224
01:24:41,580 --> 01:24:42,520
He's in the box.

2225
01:24:43,160 --> 01:24:44,260
A shot goes off.

2226
01:24:44,600 --> 01:24:47,140
It's become a corner ball for Madrid.

2227
01:24:48,080 --> 01:24:52,260
And it was Eden Hazard who did what he did.

2228
01:24:53,460 --> 01:24:55,500
Just gonna knock this on the head now.

2229
01:24:56,540 --> 01:24:57,660
Just gonna knock that on the head.

2230
01:24:57,760 --> 01:24:58,460
It's going too far.

2231
01:24:59,000 --> 01:25:00,140
Thanks very much for the tip there.

2232
01:25:00,260 --> 01:25:01,360
Naughty by Nacho.

2233
01:25:01,480 --> 01:25:02,440
And Kyle thank you very much.

2234
01:25:02,560 --> 01:25:02,880
Does Billy.

2235
01:25:03,260 --> 01:25:04,700
Corner comes in from Real Madrid.

2236
01:25:04,980 --> 01:25:05,660
Heads go up.

2237
01:25:05,840 --> 01:25:08,160
It's headed away by Chelsea.

2238
01:25:08,540 --> 01:25:09,860
Gone back out to Real Madrid though.

2239
01:25:09,920 --> 01:25:11,240
They're gonna launch another Thunderball.

2240
01:25:11,240 --> 01:25:11,760
Thunderball.

2241
01:25:11,760 --> 01:25:13,080
And they're taking down.

2242
01:25:13,240 --> 01:25:14,780
Free kick in a dangerous area.

2243
01:25:15,300 --> 01:25:17,220
Eden Hazard winning that free kick.

2244
01:25:17,340 --> 01:25:17,980
Timo Werner.

2245
01:25:18,180 --> 01:25:21,780
The man who will be penalized.

2246
01:25:22,220 --> 01:25:24,340
But he won't be carded again.

2247
01:25:24,480 --> 01:25:25,760
I don't think he's already on a yellow.

2248
01:25:26,280 --> 01:25:27,220
No he hasn't.

2249
01:25:28,700 --> 01:25:29,720
Free kick here.

2250
01:25:30,080 --> 01:25:30,760
Real Madrid.

2251
01:25:31,020 --> 01:25:31,860
64 minutes.

2252
01:25:31,980 --> 01:25:32,880
They need to score.

2253
01:25:33,000 --> 01:25:33,860
It has to happen.

2254
01:25:34,420 --> 01:25:35,360
It has to happen.

2255
01:25:36,620 --> 01:25:37,480
Free kick comes in.

2256
01:25:37,840 --> 01:25:38,480
Heads go up.

2257
01:25:39,020 --> 01:25:40,220
Headed away again by Chelsea.

2258
01:25:40,500 --> 01:25:43,320
Chelsea are just dealing with Real Madrid very easily here.

2259
01:25:43,560 --> 01:25:45,640
And now Timo Werner is on the fucking break.

2260
01:25:45,880 --> 01:25:46,620
Counter attack.

2261
01:25:46,960 --> 01:25:48,460
He's got two men to beat.

2262
01:25:48,700 --> 01:25:49,880
He's got two men on his side.

2263
01:25:49,960 --> 01:25:50,700
Will he use Havertz?

2264
01:25:50,880 --> 01:25:52,100
He's released N'Golo Kante.

2265
01:25:52,480 --> 01:25:54,920
N'Golo Kante is straight at the keeper.

2266
01:25:55,940 --> 01:25:56,400
I would have.

2267
01:25:56,520 --> 01:25:58,940
He should have fucking squared it to Havertz I'd say.

2268
01:25:59,060 --> 01:26:01,500
He would have been more competent than Kante in that scenario.

2269
01:26:01,500 --> 01:26:03,780
But I suppose it already.

2270
01:26:04,180 --> 01:26:07,060
Havertz had a chance earlier on.

2271
01:26:07,180 --> 01:26:08,100
Just like that one.

2272
01:26:08,220 --> 01:26:08,920
He didn't get in.

2273
01:26:09,020 --> 01:26:11,580
Maybe Werner's confidence has gone in Havertz.

2274
01:26:12,220 --> 01:26:12,720
We don't know.

2275
01:26:12,840 --> 01:26:15,260
But Asensio is on the ball now from a straight down the left.

2276
01:26:15,380 --> 01:26:16,600
He's utilizing Cruz.

2277
01:26:16,940 --> 01:26:18,200
Who's going to control it.

2278
01:26:18,220 --> 01:26:19,100
Take it into the middle.

2279
01:26:19,580 --> 01:26:20,720
And then back to Hazard.

2280
01:26:20,960 --> 01:26:21,900
Back to Asensio.

2281
01:26:21,900 --> 01:26:23,800
Then to Benzema.

2282
01:26:23,960 --> 01:26:24,840
Back to Cruz.

2283
01:26:25,280 --> 01:26:26,700
Cruz puts it into the middle.

2284
01:26:27,700 --> 01:26:30,760
And it's gone right out to that right-hand flank side.

2285
01:26:31,880 --> 01:26:33,240
The fellow who came on.

2286
01:26:33,320 --> 01:26:33,880
Valverde.

2287
01:26:35,220 --> 01:26:36,800
It's nice passing by Madrid.

2288
01:26:36,940 --> 01:26:38,260
But they just don't have any.

2289
01:26:38,360 --> 01:26:40,580
They don't have any real idea.

2290
01:26:40,940 --> 01:26:43,600
As to how to finish their attack and moves.

2291
01:26:44,200 --> 01:26:47,840
And it's very rare actually to see them get down to that final third of the pitch.

2292
01:26:48,160 --> 01:26:49,440
Because Chelsea are all over them.

2293
01:26:49,760 --> 01:26:50,840
And when they're not all over them.

2294
01:26:50,900 --> 01:26:52,180
They're blocking the routes.

2295
01:26:52,820 --> 01:26:54,560
So it's just a crazy bit of ball.

2296
01:26:54,680 --> 01:26:55,440
Crazy bit of business.

2297
01:26:55,700 --> 01:26:55,880
Now.

2298
01:26:56,140 --> 01:26:56,540
Modric.

2299
01:26:56,680 --> 01:26:57,300
On the middle.

2300
01:26:57,700 --> 01:26:58,180
In the middle.

2301
01:26:58,720 --> 01:27:00,500
Cruises Cruz down the left-hand side.

2302
01:27:00,700 --> 01:27:01,040
Cruz.

2303
01:27:01,500 --> 01:27:01,900
Strong.

2304
01:27:02,380 --> 01:27:03,220
Holds up the ball well.

2305
01:27:03,300 --> 01:27:04,060
Back to Modric.

2306
01:27:04,140 --> 01:27:05,000
Out to Asensio.

2307
01:27:05,260 --> 01:27:07,080
Asensio tries to find Cruz again.

2308
01:27:07,260 --> 01:27:09,080
But ricochets off the back of a Chelsea player.

2309
01:27:09,480 --> 01:27:10,680
And it's gone up for a throw in here.

2310
01:27:11,000 --> 01:27:12,500
66 minutes on the clock.

2311
01:27:12,860 --> 01:27:17,140
Chelsea competently dealing with any sort of attack that Real Madrid can muster.

2312
01:27:17,460 --> 01:27:20,440
They just don't look like the Real Madrid of a few years ago.

2313
01:27:20,600 --> 01:27:20,940
Again.

2314
01:27:21,040 --> 01:27:22,260
I know we keep on saying that.

2315
01:27:22,760 --> 01:27:23,160
Ronaldo.

2316
01:27:23,440 --> 01:27:23,620
You know.

2317
01:27:23,700 --> 01:27:24,300
This that and the other.

2318
01:27:24,400 --> 01:27:26,460
But they did rely upon him so much.

2319
01:27:26,500 --> 01:27:26,900
Didn't they?

2320
01:27:27,240 --> 01:27:27,500
Oh.

2321
01:27:27,580 --> 01:27:28,240
For fuck's sake.

2322
01:27:28,400 --> 01:27:28,460
Like.

2323
01:27:28,560 --> 01:27:28,720
You know.

2324
01:27:28,760 --> 01:27:29,380
It's Ronaldo.

2325
01:27:30,300 --> 01:27:31,220
It's Ronaldo like.

2326
01:27:31,360 --> 01:27:31,480
You know.

2327
01:27:32,580 --> 01:27:32,760
Yeah.

2328
01:27:32,780 --> 01:27:34,140
If you have anything else you can add to that.

2329
01:27:34,760 --> 01:27:35,380
What's Ronaldo?

2330
01:27:36,040 --> 01:27:37,080
What more can you say?

2331
01:27:37,160 --> 01:27:38,340
Werner is going off.

2332
01:27:38,700 --> 01:27:42,840
And he is now being replaced by that man.

2333
01:27:42,840 --> 01:27:45,020
The American man.

2334
01:27:46,140 --> 01:27:46,780
Pulisic.

2335
01:27:47,600 --> 01:27:49,640
Christian Pulisic.

2336
01:27:50,020 --> 01:27:58,240
Who is really the big first American soccer ball deluxe master that the game has seen.

2337
01:27:58,940 --> 01:28:00,360
And I mean.

2338
01:28:00,780 --> 01:28:03,820
There really hasn't been anyone else as good as him really.

2339
01:28:03,920 --> 01:28:04,100
Has there?

2340
01:28:05,000 --> 01:28:05,980
Casey Keller.

2341
01:28:06,220 --> 01:28:07,240
Remember that goalkeeper.

2342
01:28:07,540 --> 01:28:09,360
He was fantastic for Leicester wasn't he?

2343
01:28:09,960 --> 01:28:10,160
Yeah.

2344
01:28:10,220 --> 01:28:12,120
But he wasn't on Pulisic level.

2345
01:28:12,120 --> 01:28:12,660
You know.

2346
01:28:12,660 --> 01:28:15,080
And you can't compare a goalie with an outfield player.

2347
01:28:15,480 --> 01:28:17,320
It's like comparing apples with oranges.

2348
01:28:18,520 --> 01:28:21,000
But Casey Keller seemed like a good man.

2349
01:28:21,500 --> 01:28:22,420
That's all I can say.

2350
01:28:24,660 --> 01:28:25,800
Real Madrid here.

2351
01:28:26,920 --> 01:28:28,760
Feeling to deal with Chelsea.

2352
01:28:29,340 --> 01:28:31,900
Who are pumping men up the pitch.

2353
01:28:32,380 --> 01:28:35,460
They're playing dangerous dicey games of football here.

2354
01:28:35,560 --> 01:28:36,720
Passing it back to the goalie.

2355
01:28:36,720 --> 01:28:39,940
And it's Rudiger.

2356
01:28:40,140 --> 01:28:42,920
The solid rock of a man on the ball for Chelsea now.

2357
01:28:43,180 --> 01:28:44,240
Trying to bring it forward.

2358
01:28:44,980 --> 01:28:45,940
Looks for options.

2359
01:28:46,280 --> 01:28:47,120
Passes it back.

2360
01:28:47,200 --> 01:28:48,120
That back line.

2361
01:28:49,340 --> 01:28:51,040
It's getting tense and tight now.

2362
01:28:51,300 --> 01:28:54,020
The top of this scenario for these two top teams.

2363
01:28:54,480 --> 01:28:56,300
It's out to the right hand flank side.

2364
01:28:56,380 --> 01:28:58,640
We're interested in seeing what Chelsea can do here.

2365
01:28:58,720 --> 01:28:59,540
Can they build something?

2366
01:28:59,660 --> 01:29:00,040
And go look.

2367
01:29:00,040 --> 01:29:00,340
Kante.

2368
01:29:00,620 --> 01:29:02,120
Steam plowing down the center of the pitch.

2369
01:29:02,440 --> 01:29:03,400
He tries to play in mount.

2370
01:29:03,700 --> 01:29:04,960
Leads it off to that left hand side.

2371
01:29:05,760 --> 01:29:07,000
Back to Kante again.

2372
01:29:07,460 --> 01:29:07,720
Thanks.

2373
01:29:07,780 --> 01:29:08,540
Thank you very much.

2374
01:29:08,600 --> 01:29:09,800
Tip Hardman for the tip.

2375
01:29:10,260 --> 01:29:12,820
Tell Steve O'Dea that I'll fight him in Cattleball Alley.

2376
01:29:13,360 --> 01:29:14,680
Well you heard it here Steve.

2377
01:29:15,140 --> 01:29:16,600
There's a man who wants to fight you.

2378
01:29:19,420 --> 01:29:23,060
Make sure you broadcast that live on Twitch or YouTube.

2379
01:29:23,060 --> 01:29:26,240
Build up an organic audience.

2380
01:29:26,940 --> 01:29:28,980
And bring the fights to the masses.

2381
01:29:29,380 --> 01:29:30,340
It's what people want to see.

2382
01:29:31,380 --> 01:29:32,200
I just have to say.

2383
01:29:33,140 --> 01:29:34,000
That's illegal.

2384
01:29:34,260 --> 01:29:37,320
In terms of the rules of Twitch and YouTube.

2385
01:29:37,480 --> 01:29:40,440
You're not allowed to broadcast bare knuckle fights.

2386
01:29:40,560 --> 01:29:42,580
And ball all is just not the way.

2387
01:29:42,920 --> 01:29:44,040
It's just not allowed.

2388
01:29:44,780 --> 01:29:46,240
But it's a sport is it not?

2389
01:29:46,300 --> 01:29:48,440
If you could just say it's under the rules of sport.

2390
01:29:48,840 --> 01:29:50,840
Here come the sportsmen of Chelsea now.

2391
01:29:50,840 --> 01:29:54,560
Trying to mount an attack with that man Mason Mount again.

2392
01:29:55,540 --> 01:29:58,540
And Havertz is getting a fucking talk into by the referee there.

2393
01:29:58,840 --> 01:30:01,720
Sergio Ramos has done feck all really in this game.

2394
01:30:01,780 --> 01:30:02,740
I haven't seen much of him.

2395
01:30:03,240 --> 01:30:05,480
And he's not doing his job really either.

2396
01:30:05,560 --> 01:30:10,140
Because Chelsea are seeing more of the Real Madrid goal than otherwise.

2397
01:30:12,540 --> 01:30:13,580
Tommy Tuchel.

2398
01:30:13,960 --> 01:30:14,480
Absolutely.

2399
01:30:15,060 --> 01:30:16,920
Bellowing out the bellow ball there.

2400
01:30:18,080 --> 01:30:18,940
Big time.

2401
01:30:19,840 --> 01:30:21,180
Billy Bet 247.

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01:30:21,400 --> 01:30:22,300
Win, lose or draw.

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01:30:26,040 --> 01:30:27,500
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01:30:27,500 --> 01:30:30,400
First back again with another Billy Bet 247 spread back.

2406
01:30:30,460 --> 01:30:32,360
Connoisseur's tips and tricks scenario.

2407
01:30:32,700 --> 01:30:34,660
That guy from Madrid right.

2408
01:30:35,280 --> 01:30:36,300
Mookus Lodrick.

2409
01:30:36,300 --> 01:30:38,400
He does the ball touch really well.

2410
01:30:38,660 --> 01:30:41,940
If you want to gamble on how many times that guy controls the ball.

2411
01:30:42,400 --> 01:30:43,880
Get on to my man Padre.

2412
01:30:44,280 --> 01:30:47,980
The actual market for this app for the app is not on the app at the moment.

2413
01:30:48,140 --> 01:30:50,120
You have to liaise with me or Padre.

2414
01:30:50,600 --> 01:30:52,700
Send all your bank details to Padre.

2415
01:30:53,280 --> 01:30:55,460
He'll hook you up with a bank account in Europe.

2416
01:30:57,520 --> 01:30:58,300
Billet 247.

2417
01:30:58,500 --> 01:30:59,420
Win, lose or draw.

2418
01:30:59,600 --> 01:31:02,300
You'll always have an experience and a story to tell.

2419
01:31:03,300 --> 01:31:04,000
Hey guys.

2420
01:31:04,060 --> 01:31:04,400
What's up?

2421
01:31:04,520 --> 01:31:05,000
It's Padre.

2422
01:31:05,120 --> 01:31:07,460
Coming back at you with another Billy Bet 247.

2423
01:31:07,580 --> 01:31:08,200
Billy Ball.

2424
01:31:08,300 --> 01:31:09,240
Roll over the sting.

2425
01:31:09,820 --> 01:31:12,320
Have you got the Billy Balls to take it to the next level?

2426
01:31:12,560 --> 01:31:13,140
If so.

2427
01:31:13,540 --> 01:31:15,080
I want to see those bank details.

2428
01:31:15,220 --> 01:31:16,380
Make sure you message me.

2429
01:31:16,520 --> 01:31:18,640
And tell me how you want the money transferred.

2430
01:31:19,060 --> 01:31:21,020
Also to give me the sort code.

2431
01:31:21,380 --> 01:31:21,960
Address.

2432
01:31:22,460 --> 01:31:23,660
The name on the account.

2433
01:31:23,780 --> 01:31:24,740
Remember that's important.

2434
01:31:25,300 --> 01:31:27,080
And always, always, always.

2435
01:31:27,360 --> 01:31:29,240
Delete the email after you send it.

2436
01:31:29,360 --> 01:31:30,420
Thank you very much.

2437
01:31:30,420 --> 01:31:46,920
Billy Bet 247.

2438
01:31:46,920 --> 01:32:06,240
Sorry about that, guys.

2439
01:32:07,200 --> 01:32:10,080
We were just ruminating.

2440
01:32:10,660 --> 01:32:13,060
And Billy Bet 247, their strategy.

2441
01:32:13,800 --> 01:32:15,360
Whether or not it seems legit.

2442
01:32:16,500 --> 01:32:17,920
It's hard for us to say.

2443
01:32:18,000 --> 01:32:18,400
But look.

2444
01:32:20,320 --> 01:32:21,240
We need them.

2445
01:32:21,380 --> 01:32:22,020
We need them.

2446
01:32:22,100 --> 01:32:23,300
Otherwise, the stream dies.

2447
01:32:24,740 --> 01:32:25,940
It's Billy Bet or bust.

2448
01:32:26,300 --> 01:32:27,120
Is what we're saying.

2449
01:32:27,400 --> 01:32:28,280
Isn't that the crack, France?

2450
01:32:28,880 --> 01:32:29,680
That's the crack.

2451
01:32:30,020 --> 01:32:30,320
I mean.

2452
01:32:30,720 --> 01:32:34,040
That man was asking people to send emails.

2453
01:32:34,760 --> 01:32:37,520
Containing their bank details and sort codes and stuff.

2454
01:32:37,660 --> 01:32:40,760
And then saying, delete the email after you've sent it.

2455
01:32:41,720 --> 01:32:42,020
So.

2456
01:32:43,600 --> 01:32:45,240
You do the math on that one.

2457
01:32:45,280 --> 01:32:45,860
I'm not sure.

2458
01:32:46,080 --> 01:32:48,580
But here comes Pulisic.

2459
01:32:49,220 --> 01:32:50,980
And he's won a corner there.

2460
01:32:51,100 --> 01:32:52,340
Current General Gaddafi.

2461
01:32:52,460 --> 01:32:54,100
Thanks very much for the tip, lads.

2462
01:32:54,720 --> 01:32:55,740
Sorry about that.

2463
01:32:56,420 --> 01:32:59,980
Champions League final is getting moved to stadium in Verdansk.

2464
01:33:00,820 --> 01:33:02,700
Fans are going to be dropping in, you say.

2465
01:33:02,760 --> 01:33:03,960
That's great news altogether.

2466
01:33:04,960 --> 01:33:05,920
That is great news.

2467
01:33:05,920 --> 01:33:07,920
Can you imagine the Champions League final?

2468
01:33:08,340 --> 01:33:09,720
If it's a boring game.

2469
01:33:10,140 --> 01:33:15,500
Then having 150 people dropping into the stadium.

2470
01:33:16,180 --> 01:33:19,940
All armed with weapons and getting loadouts and stuff like that.

2471
01:33:19,940 --> 01:33:22,320
That would certainly be a spicy scenario.

2472
01:33:22,440 --> 01:33:23,180
Ball comes in cross.

2473
01:33:23,320 --> 01:33:23,480
Oh!

2474
01:33:23,840 --> 01:33:24,580
Corner ball.

2475
01:33:25,060 --> 01:33:25,920
And I think it was Rudiger.

2476
01:33:25,920 --> 01:33:27,460
And I think it was Thiago Silva again.

2477
01:33:27,660 --> 01:33:28,860
With the bullet header.

2478
01:33:29,360 --> 01:33:33,140
Which nearly, nearly connected strong enough to go into the goal.

2479
01:33:34,580 --> 01:33:40,700
Just, he was put off enough there by Sergio Ramos or one of the boys.

2480
01:33:42,300 --> 01:33:43,060
Jeez, nearly.

2481
01:33:43,220 --> 01:33:44,680
That would have been sewn up.

2482
01:33:44,720 --> 01:33:46,340
I'd imagine if Chelsea had got that.

2483
01:33:46,840 --> 01:33:48,220
What the hell are Real Madrid doing?

2484
01:33:48,920 --> 01:33:50,360
Having a look on the bench here.

2485
01:33:51,360 --> 01:33:52,160
I've got...

2486
01:33:52,160 --> 01:33:56,760
I actually don't really know any of those players on the bench that they've got.

2487
01:33:57,860 --> 01:33:59,040
You know, it's not like...

2488
01:33:59,040 --> 01:34:00,620
Whoever goes through is...

2489
01:34:00,620 --> 01:34:03,540
I think it's Man City is going to beat whoever the...

2490
01:34:03,540 --> 01:34:04,660
Either of these two anyway.

2491
01:34:04,800 --> 01:34:05,680
So, I mean...

2492
01:34:05,680 --> 01:34:09,720
It's not like they have a bench like Man City have a full fucking...

2493
01:34:09,720 --> 01:34:11,000
First team on the bench.

2494
01:34:11,620 --> 01:34:13,860
Real Madrid, just not the Galacticos they once were.

2495
01:34:14,100 --> 01:34:15,820
Conor Gerrity, thank you very much.

2496
01:34:16,220 --> 01:34:19,260
I just seen someone towing a G-bailer.

2497
01:34:20,380 --> 01:34:22,180
Out of the Belladream bypass.

2498
01:34:22,560 --> 01:34:24,720
With a white 2003 Land Cruiser.

2499
01:34:25,160 --> 01:34:26,960
I thought these were still on pre-order.

2500
01:34:27,240 --> 01:34:28,100
Can you please explain?

2501
01:34:28,520 --> 01:34:30,000
Look, we actually don't know.

2502
01:34:30,120 --> 01:34:32,920
Maybe there was a spec model that went out during the week.

2503
01:34:33,840 --> 01:34:35,760
And someone has got their hands on one.

2504
01:34:36,580 --> 01:34:38,920
And if it's a Land Cruiser, a white Land Cruiser,

2505
01:34:39,060 --> 01:34:41,340
then they're probably not short of a few pounds themselves.

2506
01:34:41,880 --> 01:34:43,120
Maybe a few business deals.

2507
01:34:44,180 --> 01:34:45,780
Clandestein business deals were made.

2508
01:34:46,780 --> 01:34:47,800
And that's all I can...

2509
01:34:47,800 --> 01:34:49,660
I can't shed any light on that at the moment.

2510
01:34:49,660 --> 01:34:51,260
Mesa Mount.

2511
01:34:51,700 --> 01:34:53,280
Just put the fucking ball on it.

2512
01:34:53,320 --> 01:34:54,260
It's a replay from earlier on.

2513
01:34:55,940 --> 01:34:56,300
Chelsea.

2514
01:34:56,880 --> 01:34:57,900
On the attack again.

2515
01:34:58,240 --> 01:34:58,700
Real Madrid.

2516
01:34:58,800 --> 01:35:00,280
I think it's the Black Sox, lads.

2517
01:35:00,360 --> 01:35:01,400
They were in the Black Sox,

2518
01:35:01,460 --> 01:35:03,000
and we said earlier on, didn't we, Francis?

2519
01:35:03,500 --> 01:35:03,860
Yep.

2520
01:35:03,860 --> 01:35:06,460
They changed their kit colour scheme.

2521
01:35:06,880 --> 01:35:08,500
I didn't think it would matter,

2522
01:35:08,640 --> 01:35:14,960
but it's really fucking become a real psychological sore point for them.

2523
01:35:15,100 --> 01:35:20,120
As a fella called Rodrigo warms up for Madrid on the sideline now.

2524
01:35:20,480 --> 01:35:22,900
Let's get a little bit of intel on Rodrigo.

2525
01:35:23,640 --> 01:35:34,800
Rodrigo Silva de Goiz is a Brazilian professional footballer who plays as a winger for Spanish club Real Madrid and the Brazil national team.

2526
01:35:35,520 --> 01:35:37,440
What's his stats for the Brazil side?

2527
01:35:38,120 --> 01:35:48,440
He has been capped three times since 2019 for the full squad, having played for the under-17s, 20s, and 23s on the way there.

2528
01:35:49,300 --> 01:35:53,820
But he's a big-time Real Madrid hot prospect for the future.

2529
01:35:54,420 --> 01:35:56,600
And we're looking forward to seeing what he can do here,

2530
01:35:56,860 --> 01:35:59,820
and interestingly, see who he's coming on for as well.

2531
01:36:00,440 --> 01:36:01,900
Modric is looking a little bit tired.

2532
01:36:04,300 --> 01:36:05,820
75 minutes gone here.

2533
01:36:05,900 --> 01:36:11,160
75-23, 24-25, 75-26, 75-27, 75-28.

2534
01:36:11,520 --> 01:36:12,200
You get the picture.

2535
01:36:12,340 --> 01:36:13,980
You know where we are in terms of the time.

2536
01:36:14,040 --> 01:36:17,840
I'd love to be able to show you a cropped screen of our screen here,

2537
01:36:17,940 --> 01:36:19,220
but we're dicing with depth.

2538
01:36:19,320 --> 01:36:23,580
It's Casemiro, the holding midfielder, who's coming off.

2539
01:36:24,020 --> 01:36:27,680
And it's the attacker of Rodrigo, the young fella coming on.

2540
01:36:28,260 --> 01:36:31,000
Zidane here is pissing out his last chips.

2541
01:36:31,500 --> 01:36:33,560
He's shouting on the sideline, chewing gum.

2542
01:36:33,980 --> 01:36:38,680
Not as animated as Tommy Tuchel, who's pacing up and down the place,

2543
01:36:38,740 --> 01:36:39,820
even though his team are winning.

2544
01:36:40,360 --> 01:36:44,300
And apparently there's a market for that on Billy Bet, or so I hear.

2545
01:36:44,860 --> 01:36:46,260
Billy Bet 247.

2546
01:36:46,260 --> 01:36:47,340
Win, lose, or draw.

2547
01:36:47,520 --> 01:36:50,220
You'll always have an experience and a story to tell.

2548
01:36:50,740 --> 01:36:52,400
Yo, what up, showboy SnakeFist.

2549
01:36:52,520 --> 01:36:55,580
Back again with another Billy Bet 247 spread bet scenario.

2550
01:36:55,800 --> 01:36:58,400
Okay, Tommy Tuchel, that guy takes a lot of steps.

2551
01:36:58,680 --> 01:36:59,700
Billy Bet 247.

2552
01:36:59,940 --> 01:37:03,880
It's the only betting app that'll let you bet on the amount of steps a manager takes on the sideline.

2553
01:37:04,360 --> 01:37:11,700
I bet he takes 100 in the first half on 175, 75-89 in the second half.

2554
01:37:11,700 --> 01:37:14,540
I haven't decided on that step count for the second half.

2555
01:37:14,920 --> 01:37:15,820
You want in on this?

2556
01:37:16,100 --> 01:37:17,200
Billy Bet 247.

2557
01:37:17,320 --> 01:37:18,120
You need an account?

2558
01:37:18,400 --> 01:37:19,300
Hook up with Padre.

2559
01:37:21,740 --> 01:37:22,560
There you have it.

2560
01:37:22,560 --> 01:37:22,580
There you have it.

2561
01:37:22,580 --> 01:37:22,580
There you have it.

2562
01:37:22,620 --> 01:37:23,420
It seems legit.

2563
01:37:23,560 --> 01:37:26,180
Again, Billy Bet with the markets.

2564
01:37:26,440 --> 01:37:29,340
The other bettors don't dare give.

2565
01:37:29,920 --> 01:37:30,780
So that's the app.

2566
01:37:30,920 --> 01:37:32,700
And now Chelsea coming at them.

2567
01:37:32,980 --> 01:37:33,580
Harsh style.

2568
01:37:34,340 --> 01:37:35,760
Down that right flank catcher.

2569
01:37:36,060 --> 01:37:36,680
It's Pulisic.

2570
01:37:36,840 --> 01:37:37,480
He's got the ball.

2571
01:37:37,700 --> 01:37:38,420
Does a little jig.

2572
01:37:38,700 --> 01:37:39,300
Dances around.

2573
01:37:39,700 --> 01:37:40,980
He goes down looking for a pen.

2574
01:37:41,300 --> 01:37:42,180
Doesn't work out for him.

2575
01:37:42,680 --> 01:37:43,320
Bad style.

2576
01:37:45,800 --> 01:37:46,480
Pulisic.

2577
01:37:47,020 --> 01:37:52,000
What a creepy little maneuver that was to try and creep a penalty out of that.

2578
01:37:52,420 --> 01:37:53,640
It was a waste of time.

2579
01:37:54,540 --> 01:37:58,820
And they'd want to watch out because Real Madrid are going to be going for glory here right now.

2580
01:38:00,060 --> 01:38:01,580
Billy Bet 247.

2581
01:38:01,780 --> 01:38:02,700
Win, lose, or draw.

2582
01:38:02,860 --> 01:38:04,300
You'll always have an experience.

2583
01:38:05,920 --> 01:38:06,780
Sorry about that.

2584
01:38:07,040 --> 01:38:08,040
Billy Bet 247.

2585
01:38:08,620 --> 01:38:09,780
Always have an experience.

2586
01:38:09,780 --> 01:38:11,500
When the fun stops, remember.

2587
01:38:11,900 --> 01:38:12,680
Start up again.

2588
01:38:12,780 --> 01:38:13,420
Start the motor.

2589
01:38:13,560 --> 01:38:14,740
Get fire up the app again.

2590
01:38:15,100 --> 01:38:16,920
Can we get a G-Builder 9,000?

2591
01:38:17,060 --> 01:38:18,920
Ship to LA for the cannabis crops.

2592
01:38:19,140 --> 01:38:19,820
Says Feckin' Ars.

2593
01:38:20,620 --> 01:38:24,340
Well, it's not the kind of silage we do be cutting or what it's used for.

2594
01:38:25,000 --> 01:38:29,280
But I mean, I suppose with the legalization going on over in the States.

2595
01:38:29,920 --> 01:38:32,840
Maybe you actually have fields and fields of the stuff now.

2596
01:38:33,060 --> 01:38:37,040
So much so that you actually need a full, dedicated bailing machine.

2597
01:38:37,900 --> 01:38:39,660
To be able to cut that silage.

2598
01:38:40,660 --> 01:38:42,320
Can you imagine the silage pit?

2599
01:38:43,440 --> 01:38:45,480
Of all that stuff out in California.

2600
01:38:46,720 --> 01:38:47,040
Incredible.

2601
01:38:47,580 --> 01:38:48,340
Absolutely incredible.

2602
01:38:49,760 --> 01:38:51,400
How do they get any work done?

2603
01:38:51,900 --> 01:38:52,940
You know, that's what I think.

2604
01:38:52,940 --> 01:39:01,740
And there's a lot of consternation in the news there yesterday at the College of Psychiatric Surgeons or Psychiatric Professionals or something.

2605
01:39:02,360 --> 01:39:05,120
Saying that it's a grave danger to mental health.

2606
01:39:05,680 --> 01:39:11,140
And, you know, if it gets to a scenario where, you know, you're overdoing it.

2607
01:39:11,240 --> 01:39:11,900
It's like anything.

2608
01:39:11,900 --> 01:39:13,900
It is a fucking danger to mental health.

2609
01:39:14,180 --> 01:39:19,860
But then you've got a lot of people saying, because it's a black market scenario, that you've only got strong stuff going.

2610
01:39:20,320 --> 01:39:22,360
But I mean, is that a good argument, really?

2611
01:39:22,500 --> 01:39:25,540
I mean, you'd probably just dose less, would you?

2612
01:39:25,580 --> 01:39:27,660
It's not like you're going to just keep drinking fucking whiskey.

2613
01:39:27,840 --> 01:39:31,260
If you get black market drink, you could just dose.

2614
01:39:31,540 --> 01:39:32,200
Benzema, no.

2615
01:39:32,440 --> 01:39:33,420
Benzema on the ball.

2616
01:39:33,780 --> 01:39:34,180
Benzema.

2617
01:39:34,500 --> 01:39:36,560
Trying to take on a man, but he's tired legs.

2618
01:39:36,960 --> 01:39:37,760
He needs support.

2619
01:39:38,260 --> 01:39:42,560
And Rodrigo would have been better in that scenario to carry that forward, I believe.

2620
01:39:42,720 --> 01:39:45,580
But Real Madrid still getting bodies forward, men forward.

2621
01:39:45,780 --> 01:39:47,940
And they're looking for blood here.

2622
01:39:48,020 --> 01:39:50,040
They can smell a goal.

2623
01:39:51,240 --> 01:39:51,680
Spiders.

2624
01:39:52,160 --> 01:39:54,160
Thank you very much for the tip.

2625
01:39:54,280 --> 01:39:54,840
And Tommy.

2626
01:39:55,220 --> 01:39:55,980
Tommy's massive.

2627
01:39:56,300 --> 01:39:56,980
Thank you very much.

2628
01:39:57,020 --> 01:39:57,780
Lots of love, boys.

2629
01:39:57,860 --> 01:39:59,400
Would you give, would you give you more?

2630
01:39:59,720 --> 01:40:02,020
Sorry, would give you more if I had it.

2631
01:40:02,020 --> 01:40:05,880
But I just emptied the account on a safe, legit, legal betting app.

2632
01:40:06,440 --> 01:40:07,140
Johnny Taco.

2633
01:40:07,460 --> 01:40:08,120
Thank you very much.

2634
01:40:08,800 --> 01:40:11,820
138 steps in the second half is what he bet on that app.

2635
01:40:11,980 --> 01:40:12,900
Make sure you check it out.

2636
01:40:13,220 --> 01:40:19,180
And if you can't set up an account, if you're over in the States, remember Padre is the man to get onto.

2637
01:40:19,300 --> 01:40:21,780
We'll have his details up here again at the moment.

2638
01:40:21,860 --> 01:40:22,980
But it's 79 minutes.

2639
01:40:23,280 --> 01:40:24,640
We're getting close to the end here.

2640
01:40:25,200 --> 01:40:26,440
Zidane's sweating bullets.

2641
01:40:26,660 --> 01:40:29,660
And these guys are on the attack again.

2642
01:40:29,760 --> 01:40:33,760
Real Madrid in their uncharacteristic black socks.

2643
01:40:34,300 --> 01:40:36,420
Luka Modric on the ball here.

2644
01:40:36,700 --> 01:40:38,280
He's a great little man on the ball.

2645
01:40:38,600 --> 01:40:40,760
He's outside of the foot pass into the center.

2646
01:40:41,500 --> 01:40:42,760
It's not working out for them, though.

2647
01:40:42,780 --> 01:40:44,300
It's cut out by Chelsea.

2648
01:40:44,560 --> 01:40:45,760
Now they're on the break again.

2649
01:40:46,460 --> 01:40:46,940
Havertz.

2650
01:40:47,180 --> 01:40:48,700
Down the left-hand flank catcher.

2651
01:40:48,860 --> 01:40:49,540
He's on his own.

2652
01:40:49,720 --> 01:40:51,900
Holds a play well and beats a couple of men.

2653
01:40:52,200 --> 01:40:52,800
Can he go it?

2654
01:40:52,900 --> 01:40:53,260
Alone.

2655
01:40:53,580 --> 01:40:54,760
Leads it out to N'Golo Kante.

2656
01:40:55,040 --> 01:40:56,480
N'Golo Kante just outside the box.

2657
01:40:56,540 --> 01:40:59,820
Leads it off to Pulisic, who lets off a rattlesnake.

2658
01:41:00,360 --> 01:41:01,960
And it goes wide.

2659
01:41:03,600 --> 01:41:05,680
Thanks very much for the tip there, spiders.

2660
01:41:05,960 --> 01:41:06,860
Tommy's massive schluck.

2661
01:41:06,920 --> 01:41:08,480
Thank you very much, tiny grape.

2662
01:41:08,920 --> 01:41:09,860
I hope you're doing well.

2663
01:41:09,980 --> 01:41:12,700
Agus Zizu and feckin' arse.

2664
01:41:12,800 --> 01:41:13,480
I hope you're doing well.

2665
01:41:13,900 --> 01:41:14,900
I love winning.

2666
01:41:15,080 --> 01:41:16,400
I'm mad about winning.

2667
01:41:16,620 --> 01:41:18,280
I've been a winner three times.

2668
01:41:18,440 --> 01:41:23,300
But the one will last forever because real are in a worrying decline, says Zizu,

2669
01:41:23,740 --> 01:41:25,480
who's tipped from the sidelines there.

2670
01:41:26,420 --> 01:41:31,560
Lost interest in the game and started watching a stream of his own team playing in the semi-final

2671
01:41:31,560 --> 01:41:32,280
second leg.

2672
01:41:32,600 --> 01:41:35,560
A stream by two fellas on YouTube.

2673
01:41:35,920 --> 01:41:37,840
That's how entertaining this is.

2674
01:41:38,240 --> 01:41:41,560
And what a crazy scenario this is now.

2675
01:41:41,780 --> 01:41:46,980
As Pulisic carries the ball into the right, down the left, up to the middle.

2676
01:41:47,120 --> 01:41:50,160
Pulisic, a little bit off the pace.

2677
01:41:50,160 --> 01:41:53,040
Not looking as feisty as he did in the first match.

2678
01:41:53,180 --> 01:41:54,880
Which is maybe why he didn't start.

2679
01:41:55,360 --> 01:41:59,100
Eden Hazard gets fuckin' bounded down onto the ground.

2680
01:41:59,840 --> 01:42:00,880
And now it's a free kick.

2681
01:42:01,220 --> 01:42:04,140
Real Madrid are looking like they're panicked.

2682
01:42:04,400 --> 01:42:06,540
They can see that they're about to go out here.

2683
01:42:06,620 --> 01:42:08,320
And they're looking really panicked.

2684
01:42:08,660 --> 01:42:09,020
Modric.

2685
01:42:09,660 --> 01:42:10,100
Modric.

2686
01:42:10,700 --> 01:42:11,140
Modric.

2687
01:42:11,880 --> 01:42:14,040
Lays it out to the right-hand flank catcher.

2688
01:42:14,280 --> 01:42:15,620
Where's the Rodrigo book?

2689
01:42:15,660 --> 01:42:17,940
We've seen feck all of him since he came on.

2690
01:42:18,300 --> 01:42:19,220
Barry Schranker.

2691
01:42:19,320 --> 01:42:22,420
Thanks very much for the tip.

2692
01:42:23,020 --> 01:42:24,460
And no furries in this stream.

2693
01:42:24,560 --> 01:42:26,260
There's going to be no furries whatsoever.

2694
01:42:27,240 --> 01:42:28,380
That's a given.

2695
01:42:29,060 --> 01:42:29,280
Yep.

2696
01:42:29,780 --> 01:42:30,580
Pure Billy Beth.

2697
01:42:30,720 --> 01:42:31,240
Pure soccer.

2698
01:42:32,040 --> 01:42:32,860
No furries.

2699
01:42:32,980 --> 01:42:39,180
We don't actually condone furry behaviour or any of those mad furry books that want to live life as an animal.

2700
01:42:39,760 --> 01:42:43,080
To the point where I think someone actually cut off his own hands.

2701
01:42:44,300 --> 01:42:46,020
So that he would have stumps.

2702
01:42:47,560 --> 01:42:50,000
I don't know if that's truth.

2703
01:42:50,800 --> 01:42:51,820
But it was.

2704
01:42:52,000 --> 01:42:53,340
It was on the internet.

2705
01:42:53,580 --> 01:42:55,280
I don't know what to believe when you see the internet.

2706
01:42:55,860 --> 01:42:57,900
But apparently he lied to the cops.

2707
01:42:58,420 --> 01:43:00,240
Saying that he had an accident.

2708
01:43:00,900 --> 01:43:04,540
When really he had fucking froze his own hands off of liquid nitrogen.

2709
01:43:05,880 --> 01:43:06,960
T2000 style.

2710
01:43:07,680 --> 01:43:12,460
And now he just has stumps so they could become a full-time pup.

2711
01:43:12,640 --> 01:43:13,480
A mad pup.

2712
01:43:14,600 --> 01:43:17,480
That's not a reference to the son of Ultrasburg.

2713
01:43:17,480 --> 01:43:18,900
Ultra Loyalist Johnny Adair.

2714
01:43:19,380 --> 01:43:21,140
This is a different kind of mad pup.

2715
01:43:21,260 --> 01:43:23,640
A man with severe problems.

2716
01:43:23,820 --> 01:43:24,020
Both.

2717
01:43:24,640 --> 01:43:25,060
Well.

2718
01:43:25,500 --> 01:43:26,560
Physical problems.

2719
01:43:26,560 --> 01:43:27,800
After he cut his hands off.

2720
01:43:27,860 --> 01:43:31,460
And who knows what kind of other problems would manifest later down the line.

2721
01:43:31,520 --> 01:43:34,000
When maybe you grow up and just realise.

2722
01:43:34,000 --> 01:43:36,260
That that wasn't the right move.

2723
01:43:36,440 --> 01:43:37,840
Cutting off my hands.

2724
01:43:37,920 --> 01:43:38,880
It was a bad move.

2725
01:43:38,980 --> 01:43:39,640
It was a mistake.

2726
01:43:40,160 --> 01:43:43,480
I can only imagine that that would happen somewhere down the line.

2727
01:43:44,280 --> 01:43:44,700
Furthermore.

2728
01:43:45,380 --> 01:43:46,860
How do you not die?

2729
01:43:47,000 --> 01:43:47,500
Because like.

2730
01:43:47,640 --> 01:43:49,380
Isn't it if your wrists.

2731
01:43:49,960 --> 01:43:50,180
You know.

2732
01:43:50,240 --> 01:43:50,820
It's an artery.

2733
01:43:51,000 --> 01:43:53,360
Or it's one of those vessels that would pump out blood.

2734
01:43:54,340 --> 01:43:56,040
How is he still alive this fella?

2735
01:43:56,800 --> 01:43:57,760
Well again Tom.

2736
01:43:57,940 --> 01:44:00,680
It's still not 110% corroborated.

2737
01:44:00,820 --> 01:44:02,300
This is something we've seen on the internet.

2738
01:44:02,880 --> 01:44:06,100
Maybe it was just a vicious made up rumour.

2739
01:44:06,300 --> 01:44:09,700
To slander and disparage the furry community.

2740
01:44:10,240 --> 01:44:12,500
But I've heard a lot of bad stuff about them.

2741
01:44:12,560 --> 01:44:13,400
Here come Real Madrid.

2742
01:44:13,740 --> 01:44:15,160
They're looking dangerous now.

2743
01:44:15,260 --> 01:44:16,420
And it's picking up pace.

2744
01:44:16,420 --> 01:44:19,260
They've only got 8 minutes left of regulation time.

2745
01:44:19,600 --> 01:44:22,340
So I'm laughing because it's such a shit ball from Nacho.

2746
01:44:22,520 --> 01:44:25,240
A blank ball from Nacho.

2747
01:44:25,880 --> 01:44:28,600
Yeah Nacho had the ball just outside the box.

2748
01:44:29,040 --> 01:44:32,200
He had a lot of time to pick out a pass and a cross.

2749
01:44:32,620 --> 01:44:34,720
And he just puts it into the nowhere zone.

2750
01:44:35,460 --> 01:44:38,140
And just indicative of the frustrations.

2751
01:44:38,140 --> 01:44:39,980
Which are being felt by Real Madrid.

2752
01:44:40,360 --> 01:44:42,380
So much so they can't play proper ball.

2753
01:44:42,540 --> 01:44:43,520
In the boom times.

2754
01:44:44,100 --> 01:44:45,320
Thanks very much for the tip.

2755
01:44:45,480 --> 01:44:47,180
In the boom times 10 euro tip.

2756
01:44:47,240 --> 01:44:48,060
Thank you very much.

2757
01:44:48,780 --> 01:44:50,440
Thanks very much boom times.

2758
01:44:51,040 --> 01:44:53,620
Very very very very nice of you and kind.

2759
01:44:53,740 --> 01:44:54,520
What's he say Tom?

2760
01:44:56,020 --> 01:44:56,440
Nothing.

2761
01:44:57,160 --> 01:44:59,780
He's just tipped and said there's no comment or anything.

2762
01:45:00,440 --> 01:45:02,200
Just kindness.

2763
01:45:02,700 --> 01:45:04,500
Just throwing the kindness out like.

2764
01:45:05,300 --> 01:45:07,060
Crazy crazy bit of business.

2765
01:45:07,060 --> 01:45:07,960
Angolo Kante.

2766
01:45:08,220 --> 01:45:10,300
Time for a bit of crazy Kante business.

2767
01:45:10,640 --> 01:45:11,340
Kani Kante.

2768
01:45:11,640 --> 01:45:12,260
To Pulisic.

2769
01:45:12,460 --> 01:45:13,420
Doing his little dance.

2770
01:45:13,740 --> 01:45:14,500
He gives it into the middle.

2771
01:45:14,680 --> 01:45:16,200
It's a goal for Chelsea.

2772
01:45:17,000 --> 01:45:18,580
And Mason Mount.

2773
01:45:19,080 --> 01:45:21,240
The goal created by Pulisic.

2774
01:45:21,440 --> 01:45:26,120
Who did his little feisty jig at the side of the side hatch.

2775
01:45:26,440 --> 01:45:27,460
Puts it into the middle.

2776
01:45:27,880 --> 01:45:36,040
And that surely sends Tommy Tuchel's Chelsea hurtling headlong into the Champions League final.

2777
01:45:36,040 --> 01:45:41,880
And the dejection begins for Real Madrid who begin to hang their heads in shame.

2778
01:45:42,280 --> 01:45:46,740
They haven't shown up tonight at all Tom.

2779
01:45:46,740 --> 01:45:47,140
Have they?

2780
01:45:47,840 --> 01:45:48,840
They haven't.

2781
01:45:49,280 --> 01:45:51,160
It looks like they're tired.

2782
01:45:51,480 --> 01:45:52,180
They look tired.

2783
01:45:52,720 --> 01:45:56,380
They look like they didn't have the spirit in them.

2784
01:45:56,940 --> 01:45:58,260
And this Chelsea side.

2785
01:45:58,260 --> 01:46:04,300
Which has really transformed over the past four or five months under Tommy Tuchel.

2786
01:46:05,180 --> 01:46:09,700
Just seemed like easy play school kind of stuff for them to be honest.

2787
01:46:10,260 --> 01:46:13,260
Angolo Kante picking up a bad ball outside the area.

2788
01:46:13,760 --> 01:46:14,280
Pulisic.

2789
01:46:14,540 --> 01:46:17,980
When he's six yards from goal and he's dancing around.

2790
01:46:18,380 --> 01:46:19,500
You don't want to take him on.

2791
01:46:19,780 --> 01:46:20,340
They didn't.

2792
01:46:20,780 --> 01:46:24,000
He managed to find Timo Werner or Mason Mount.

2793
01:46:24,140 --> 01:46:24,760
I beg your pardon.

2794
01:46:24,960 --> 01:46:25,520
In the middle.

2795
01:46:25,560 --> 01:46:26,880
In the middle of the six yard box.

2796
01:46:27,360 --> 01:46:29,480
Who just blashed it into the back of the goal.

2797
01:46:30,060 --> 01:46:32,800
And Tommy Tuchel is aiming for that.

2798
01:46:33,120 --> 01:46:37,020
I'd say well over 180 steps in this second half.

2799
01:46:37,600 --> 01:46:43,140
So I hope that your man Snakefist's bet isn't out the window.

2800
01:46:43,740 --> 01:46:44,680
Luka Modric.

2801
01:46:45,180 --> 01:46:46,380
Poor fella.

2802
01:46:47,020 --> 01:46:47,960
Head in his hands.

2803
01:46:48,920 --> 01:46:49,940
And Sergio Ramos.

2804
01:46:50,260 --> 01:46:50,760
They shouldn't.

2805
01:46:51,040 --> 01:46:54,080
Should have probably just stayed in the stands to be honest.

2806
01:46:54,720 --> 01:46:58,940
He had more of an effect bellowing from the stands in the last game than he did on the pitch in this game.

2807
01:46:59,120 --> 01:46:59,200
So.

2808
01:46:59,780 --> 01:47:01,660
Crazy bit of business altogether Francis.

2809
01:47:06,160 --> 01:47:09,440
It's a crazy bit of business altogether.

2810
01:47:11,440 --> 01:47:14,520
Real Madrid are looking under the weather.

2811
01:47:15,540 --> 01:47:19,500
And it's in the din's of Dan again and again.

2812
01:47:19,740 --> 01:47:21,860
On the side of that touchline.

2813
01:47:21,860 --> 01:47:23,920
He should have got that early bird.

2814
01:47:23,920 --> 01:47:24,760
Early bird.

2815
01:47:24,760 --> 01:47:25,700
Early bird.

2816
01:47:26,700 --> 01:47:28,600
Zinedine's van with the early worm.

2817
01:47:28,600 --> 01:47:29,420
Early worm.

2818
01:47:29,600 --> 01:47:30,300
Early worm.

2819
01:47:30,520 --> 01:47:33,440
2-0 to Chelsea in the semifinal.

2820
01:47:33,940 --> 01:47:34,200
Billy.

2821
01:47:34,520 --> 01:47:35,820
Bet gets willies.

2822
01:47:35,940 --> 01:47:36,200
Web.

2823
01:47:36,260 --> 01:47:37,280
Thanks for the tip.

2824
01:47:38,200 --> 01:47:39,560
Thanks for the tip.

2825
01:47:40,440 --> 01:47:41,480
Oh yeah.

2826
01:47:42,760 --> 01:47:44,540
87 minutes on the clock.

2827
01:47:44,540 --> 01:47:47,100
It's looking like it's a Chelsea victory here.

2828
01:47:47,780 --> 01:47:49,320
They've really done well.

2829
01:47:49,880 --> 01:47:51,100
Not just those.

2830
01:47:51,620 --> 01:47:53,760
They were opportunistic goals like.

2831
01:47:53,900 --> 01:47:54,020
You know.

2832
01:47:54,080 --> 01:47:55,040
They came out of nowhere.

2833
01:47:55,240 --> 01:47:57,940
They were kind of counter-attackish in their structure.

2834
01:47:58,840 --> 01:47:59,100
And.

2835
01:47:59,460 --> 01:47:59,920
Wow.

2836
01:48:00,860 --> 01:48:02,200
Unbelievable stuff altogether.

2837
01:48:03,020 --> 01:48:04,800
They've defended very well as well.

2838
01:48:04,940 --> 01:48:05,260
Because.

2839
01:48:05,260 --> 01:48:05,980
Real Madrid.

2840
01:48:06,140 --> 01:48:08,920
Failed to really have any meaningful attempts on goal.

2841
01:48:09,200 --> 01:48:10,280
Quick look at the stats here.

2842
01:48:10,360 --> 01:48:12,300
Rhys James is about to come on for.

2843
01:48:12,740 --> 01:48:13,560
For Chelsea.

2844
01:48:13,700 --> 01:48:14,700
Just to shore up the.

2845
01:48:14,760 --> 01:48:15,320
The defense.

2846
01:48:16,260 --> 01:48:16,440
Yeah.

2847
01:48:17,520 --> 01:48:19,240
Crazy bit of business altogether.

2848
01:48:19,540 --> 01:48:22,100
Real Madrid with the lion's share of the possession in the match.

2849
01:48:22,900 --> 01:48:26,780
They've only managed seven attempts on goal compared to the 14 of Chelsea.

2850
01:48:27,680 --> 01:48:28,000
And.

2851
01:48:29,820 --> 01:48:30,300
It's.

2852
01:48:30,320 --> 01:48:30,980
It's Chelsea.

2853
01:48:31,120 --> 01:48:32,380
Chelsea all the way here.

2854
01:48:32,860 --> 01:48:33,860
At Stamford Bridge.

2855
01:48:34,200 --> 01:48:36,400
Timo Werner and Mason Mount making the difference.

2856
01:48:36,720 --> 01:48:38,620
It's not just Rhys James who's coming on here.

2857
01:48:39,860 --> 01:48:41,360
Mason Mount is coming off.

2858
01:48:41,680 --> 01:48:42,420
The goal scorer.

2859
01:48:43,220 --> 01:48:44,600
And it's Hakim Ziyech.

2860
01:48:45,220 --> 01:48:46,080
Who's coming on.

2861
01:48:46,200 --> 01:48:47,480
And Rhys James is coming on.

2862
01:48:47,480 --> 01:48:47,900
As.

2863
01:48:48,460 --> 01:48:48,820
Will.

2864
01:48:49,200 --> 01:48:50,980
For Timo Werner.

2865
01:48:51,620 --> 01:48:52,980
Thank you very much for the tip there.

2866
01:48:53,060 --> 01:48:53,820
Clan McCart.

2867
01:48:53,940 --> 01:48:55,040
I hope you're getting on well.

2868
01:48:55,140 --> 01:48:56,580
And there's another haiku here.

2869
01:48:56,900 --> 01:48:57,620
Lovely stuff.

2870
01:48:57,960 --> 01:48:58,980
Says thanks for the analysis.

2871
01:48:59,140 --> 01:48:59,940
Here's the other haiku.

2872
01:49:00,040 --> 01:49:01,420
I think I'm going to hand this over to.

2873
01:49:01,780 --> 01:49:02,720
Francis who's going to.

2874
01:49:03,860 --> 01:49:04,220
Hopefully.

2875
01:49:04,520 --> 01:49:05,900
Would you be able to give us a bit of.

2876
01:49:06,240 --> 01:49:07,340
T-Pain-esque.

2877
01:49:08,540 --> 01:49:09,500
Lyricism to the haiku.

2878
01:49:11,280 --> 01:49:12,420
I'll give it a go.

2879
01:49:13,000 --> 01:49:14,100
I'll give it a go.

2880
01:49:16,060 --> 01:49:17,180
Thanks as always.

2881
01:49:17,180 --> 01:49:17,940
For the analysis.

2882
01:49:18,300 --> 01:49:19,260
Here's another haiku.

2883
01:49:19,440 --> 01:49:20,500
From Clan McCart.

2884
01:49:20,600 --> 01:49:21,380
Clan McCart.

2885
01:49:21,480 --> 01:49:22,340
Clan McCart.

2886
01:49:23,520 --> 01:49:24,780
Is that the haiku is it?

2887
01:49:25,780 --> 01:49:26,280
Nope.

2888
01:49:26,400 --> 01:49:26,980
Here it is.

2889
01:49:27,940 --> 01:49:28,700
Here it is.

2890
01:49:28,760 --> 01:49:29,680
Get ready for it.

2891
01:49:29,800 --> 01:49:30,240
To drop.

2892
01:49:32,520 --> 01:49:45,320
Here it is.

2893
01:49:45,320 --> 01:49:58,120
Here it is.

2894
01:49:58,120 --> 01:49:59,120
He gives it back to.

2895
01:49:59,120 --> 01:50:01,220
but as he gives it back to Kante

2896
01:50:01,220 --> 01:50:03,800
a Real Madrid player Valverde

2897
01:50:03,800 --> 01:50:05,460
comes steam ploughing into him

2898
01:50:05,460 --> 01:50:06,800
and he's brought him down

2899
01:50:06,800 --> 01:50:08,520
down like a clone

2900
01:50:08,520 --> 01:50:11,120
great player

2901
01:50:11,120 --> 01:50:13,080
great little player altogether Pulisic

2902
01:50:13,080 --> 01:50:15,580
and it was Valverde who did that

2903
01:50:15,580 --> 01:50:16,580
little badge up there

2904
01:50:16,580 --> 01:50:18,260
Darrell O'Connor loves a slug

2905
01:50:18,260 --> 01:50:18,960
thank you very much

2906
01:50:18,960 --> 01:50:21,320
get an Ireland PES tournament going again boys

2907
01:50:21,320 --> 01:50:22,840
we'd love to

2908
01:50:22,840 --> 01:50:23,960
we really would love to

2909
01:50:23,960 --> 01:50:25,420
but it just feels like

2910
01:50:25,420 --> 01:50:26,720
before last year

2911
01:50:26,720 --> 01:50:28,940
when we were still in

2912
01:50:28,940 --> 01:50:30,580
contention

2913
01:50:30,580 --> 01:50:32,740
to qualify for the Euros

2914
01:50:32,740 --> 01:50:33,480
and stuff like that

2915
01:50:33,480 --> 01:50:34,800
it still felt like there was a bit of

2916
01:50:34,800 --> 01:50:36,400
umpapa behind it all

2917
01:50:36,400 --> 01:50:37,740
but I suppose maybe

2918
01:50:37,740 --> 01:50:39,260
we could get one going

2919
01:50:39,260 --> 01:50:40,560
as a kind of

2920
01:50:40,560 --> 01:50:43,220
a surrogate Euro tournament

2921
01:50:43,220 --> 01:50:44,820
what could have been

2922
01:50:44,820 --> 01:50:45,660
what would have been

2923
01:50:45,660 --> 01:50:46,780
and what should have been

2924
01:50:46,780 --> 01:50:48,220
that'll be the order of the day

2925
01:50:48,220 --> 01:50:48,980
will it not Francis?

2926
01:50:58,760 --> 01:51:00,480
home for the boys

2927
01:51:00,480 --> 01:51:03,820
the boys are gonna be happy

2928
01:51:03,820 --> 01:51:04,560
when we

2929
01:51:04,560 --> 01:51:05,600
score the goal

2930
01:51:05,600 --> 01:51:06,480
score the goal

2931
01:51:06,480 --> 01:51:07,600
score the goal

2932
01:51:07,600 --> 01:51:11,180
county cowl loom boys

2933
01:51:11,180 --> 01:51:12,120
thank you very much

2934
01:51:12,120 --> 01:51:13,780
zezo should sign on

2935
01:51:13,780 --> 01:51:15,460
with billy bett as a spokesman

2936
01:51:15,460 --> 01:51:16,320
after this performance

2937
01:51:16,320 --> 01:51:17,420
and give up the managing

2938
01:51:17,420 --> 01:51:18,640
not just our

2939
01:51:18,640 --> 01:51:19,860
not just your sentiments

2940
01:51:19,860 --> 01:51:20,720
but ours as well

2941
01:51:20,720 --> 01:51:22,100
uh thank you very much

2942
01:51:22,100 --> 01:51:23,020
in the boom times

2943
01:51:23,020 --> 01:51:24,740
for your very very kind hearted

2944
01:51:24,740 --> 01:51:25,840
generous tip

2945
01:51:25,840 --> 01:51:26,580
uh

2946
01:51:26,580 --> 01:51:27,040
willies

2947
01:51:27,040 --> 01:51:28,060
thank you very much

2948
01:51:28,060 --> 01:51:28,620
uh

2949
01:51:28,620 --> 01:51:29,320
Darrell O'Connor

2950
01:51:29,320 --> 01:51:29,980
thank you very much

2951
01:51:29,980 --> 01:51:30,740
you know me

2952
01:51:30,740 --> 01:51:32,280
thank you very much

2953
01:51:32,280 --> 01:51:32,700
it says

2954
01:51:32,700 --> 01:51:33,440
hike drop

2955
01:51:33,440 --> 01:51:34,280
uh

2956
01:51:34,280 --> 01:51:35,140
in a reference to

2957
01:51:35,140 --> 01:51:36,320
Francis's heiko there

2958
01:51:36,320 --> 01:51:36,860
the lyrics

2959
01:51:36,860 --> 01:51:38,360
provided by clan mccart

2960
01:51:38,360 --> 01:51:39,140
thank you very much

2961
01:51:39,140 --> 01:51:39,800
for the tip there

2962
01:51:39,800 --> 01:51:41,020
and uh

2963
01:51:41,020 --> 01:51:41,280
yep

2964
01:51:41,280 --> 01:51:42,040
we've got

2965
01:51:42,040 --> 01:51:43,980
three minutes of injury time

2966
01:51:43,980 --> 01:51:44,920
left to play

2967
01:51:44,920 --> 01:51:46,860
the Chelsea players

2968
01:51:46,860 --> 01:51:48,120
are already celebrating

2969
01:51:48,120 --> 01:51:48,900
in the stands

2970
01:51:48,900 --> 01:51:50,800
it's uh

2971
01:51:50,800 --> 01:51:51,560
it's good news

2972
01:51:51,560 --> 01:51:52,660
for the Chelsea fans

2973
01:51:52,660 --> 01:51:54,260
bad for real

2974
01:51:54,260 --> 01:51:56,540
we're still putting up

2975
01:51:56,540 --> 01:51:57,420
a bit of a fight here

2976
01:51:57,420 --> 01:51:58,540
sorry

2977
01:51:58,540 --> 01:51:59,580
bit of

2978
01:51:59,580 --> 01:52:00,640
bit of uh

2979
01:52:00,640 --> 01:52:01,280
bit of wind there

2980
01:52:01,280 --> 01:52:02,080
Francis can you take over

2981
01:52:02,080 --> 01:52:02,420
a moment

2982
01:52:02,420 --> 01:52:04,740
a little bit of wind

2983
01:52:04,740 --> 01:52:06,620
from Tommy Schlug there

2984
01:52:06,620 --> 01:52:08,400
hopefully it didn't gross

2985
01:52:08,400 --> 01:52:09,640
anyone out

2986
01:52:09,640 --> 01:52:11,620
he's on the stout

2987
01:52:11,620 --> 01:52:12,920
which is why

2988
01:52:12,920 --> 01:52:14,580
he has to burp so free

2989
01:52:14,580 --> 01:52:16,120
you should have said

2990
01:52:16,120 --> 01:52:17,740
the ball just hit the referee's head

2991
01:52:17,740 --> 01:52:19,960
the ball just hit the referee

2992
01:52:19,960 --> 01:52:21,100
on the head

2993
01:52:21,100 --> 01:52:22,760
it was very funny

2994
01:52:22,760 --> 01:52:25,020
I hope someone got a clip of that

2995
01:52:25,020 --> 01:52:25,960
so we can see it

2996
01:52:25,960 --> 01:52:27,480
after the match

2997
01:52:27,480 --> 01:52:31,280
it was the most entertaining bit of football

2998
01:52:31,280 --> 01:52:33,120
I've seen in the 90 minutes

2999
01:52:33,120 --> 01:52:35,540
the ball hitting the referee's head

3000
01:52:35,540 --> 01:52:36,460
ref's head

3001
01:52:36,460 --> 01:52:37,340
ref's head

3002
01:52:37,340 --> 01:52:38,280
ref's head

3003
01:52:38,280 --> 01:52:40,140
size 5 leather ball

3004
01:52:40,140 --> 01:52:41,320
on the referee's head

3005
01:52:41,320 --> 01:52:42,160
referee's head

3006
01:52:42,160 --> 01:52:43,080
referee's head

3007
01:52:43,080 --> 01:52:46,140
and here comes

3008
01:52:46,140 --> 01:52:46,880
Chelsea

3009
01:52:46,880 --> 01:52:47,660
breaking

3010
01:52:47,660 --> 01:52:48,820
down the

3011
01:52:48,820 --> 01:52:49,700
left hand side

3012
01:52:49,700 --> 01:52:50,560
of the flank hatcher

3013
01:52:50,560 --> 01:52:52,280
they've got fellas in the box

3014
01:52:52,280 --> 01:52:53,280
they're looking for men

3015
01:52:53,280 --> 01:52:54,920
Real caught off guard

3016
01:52:54,920 --> 01:52:56,240
24 is it

3017
01:52:56,240 --> 01:52:56,820
Rhys James

3018
01:52:56,820 --> 01:53:00,600
taken down

3019
01:53:00,600 --> 01:53:01,280
the referee says

3020
01:53:01,280 --> 01:53:01,840
play on

3021
01:53:01,840 --> 01:53:04,960
Real Madrid

3022
01:53:04,960 --> 01:53:06,360
all over the fucking show hall

3023
01:53:06,360 --> 01:53:07,580
they're fucked

3024
01:53:07,580 --> 01:53:09,400
there could be another one here

3025
01:53:09,400 --> 01:53:11,220
another one bites the dush maybe

3026
01:53:11,220 --> 01:53:12,640
ball goes out to the left

3027
01:53:12,640 --> 01:53:17,940
they're wasting time down the corner flag now Chelsea

3028
01:53:17,940 --> 01:53:20,080
regulation stuff you know

3029
01:53:20,080 --> 01:53:22,700
one minute left of injury time

3030
01:53:22,700 --> 01:53:25,120
it's gonzo for the boys in white

3031
01:53:25,120 --> 01:53:26,080
the boys from Madrid

3032
01:53:26,080 --> 01:53:28,840
Chelsea are gonna take the pace with another

3033
01:53:28,840 --> 01:53:30,020
another two subs

3034
01:53:30,020 --> 01:53:32,220
how many subs do you get in this competition

3035
01:53:32,220 --> 01:53:32,860
for god's sake

3036
01:53:32,860 --> 01:53:33,800
they've already had a few

3037
01:53:33,800 --> 01:53:35,360
let's have a little look here

3038
01:53:35,360 --> 01:53:37,420
they've brought on three

3039
01:53:37,420 --> 01:53:39,460
can you have five subs in the

3040
01:53:39,460 --> 01:53:39,820
in the

3041
01:53:39,820 --> 01:53:42,200
oh long range shot from Rhys James

3042
01:53:42,200 --> 01:53:43,000
I think it was there

3043
01:53:43,000 --> 01:53:44,140
went by the

3044
01:53:44,140 --> 01:53:45,320
the left hand side of the post

3045
01:53:45,320 --> 01:53:46,640
they're gonna bring on

3046
01:53:46,640 --> 01:53:47,980
the Frenchman

3047
01:53:47,980 --> 01:53:50,980
who is a goal getter himself

3048
01:53:50,980 --> 01:53:52,000
Olivier Giroud

3049
01:53:52,000 --> 01:53:53,740
and another fella as well

3050
01:53:53,740 --> 01:53:54,740
I'm not sure who he is

3051
01:53:54,740 --> 01:53:55,620
but he's coming on

3052
01:53:55,620 --> 01:53:56,340
it's

3053
01:53:56,340 --> 01:53:57,260
Havertz

3054
01:53:57,260 --> 01:53:58,260
is going off

3055
01:53:58,260 --> 01:54:00,300
played well Havertz

3056
01:54:00,300 --> 01:54:02,800
had a couple of shots on goal

3057
01:54:02,800 --> 01:54:04,280
didn't score but

3058
01:54:04,280 --> 01:54:05,660
he's done okay

3059
01:54:05,660 --> 01:54:06,320
Kai Havertz

3060
01:54:06,320 --> 01:54:07,520
not a bad game for him

3061
01:54:07,520 --> 01:54:08,720
and

3062
01:54:08,720 --> 01:54:11,240
Olivier Giroud's gonna come on now

3063
01:54:11,240 --> 01:54:13,260
bit of a piss take substitution

3064
01:54:13,260 --> 01:54:16,380
with only 30 seconds left of injury time on the clock

3065
01:54:16,380 --> 01:54:17,900
Tommy Tuchel

3066
01:54:17,900 --> 01:54:19,180
wiping the nose

3067
01:54:19,180 --> 01:54:20,480
Gareth Marenghi

3068
01:54:20,480 --> 01:54:21,840
thank you very much for the tip

3069
01:54:21,840 --> 01:54:23,020
N. Goli

3070
01:54:23,020 --> 01:54:26,120
thank you very much for your kind hearted tip as well

3071
01:54:26,120 --> 01:54:27,860
and Paul Black

3072
01:54:27,860 --> 01:54:31,680
I just lost my Billy Bout accumulator on Thiago Silver

3073
01:54:31,680 --> 01:54:35,960
sliding into five Heineken advertising boards

3074
01:54:35,960 --> 01:54:38,600
gamble responsibly he says

3075
01:54:38,600 --> 01:54:39,340
with

3076
01:54:39,340 --> 01:54:43,300
with 85% of your wage

3077
01:54:43,300 --> 01:54:46,240
hopefully everything's okay Paul Black

3078
01:54:46,240 --> 01:54:46,820
and remember

3079
01:54:46,820 --> 01:54:48,420
don't cherish the losses

3080
01:54:48,420 --> 01:54:50,260
and when the fun stops stop

3081
01:54:50,260 --> 01:54:52,740
but the app is always there as well

3082
01:54:52,740 --> 01:54:54,080
if you want to start again

3083
01:54:54,080 --> 01:54:54,600
Billy Bout

3084
01:54:54,600 --> 01:54:55,520
feckin' arse

3085
01:54:55,520 --> 01:54:57,000
thank you very much for the tip

3086
01:54:57,000 --> 01:54:58,440
hope you're getting on well

3087
01:54:58,440 --> 01:54:59,440
Francis

3088
01:54:59,440 --> 01:55:01,280
I'll hand it over to you

3089
01:55:01,280 --> 01:55:01,520
because

3090
01:55:01,520 --> 01:55:02,260
it's nearly

3091
01:55:02,260 --> 01:55:03,340
it's nearly home time

3092
01:55:03,340 --> 01:55:07,520
it's nearly home time on the pitch

3093
01:55:07,520 --> 01:55:09,860
and here comes Chelsea

3094
01:55:09,860 --> 01:55:10,620
is it a penalty

3095
01:55:10,620 --> 01:55:11,420
brought down

3096
01:55:11,420 --> 01:55:12,960
referee says play on

3097
01:55:12,960 --> 01:55:14,700
referee looks at the watch

3098
01:55:14,700 --> 01:55:15,600
come on

3099
01:55:15,600 --> 01:55:16,940
time's over lads

3100
01:55:16,940 --> 01:55:18,260
and that's it

3101
01:55:18,260 --> 01:55:19,420
that's it

3102
01:55:19,420 --> 01:55:21,700
the referee blows

3103
01:55:21,700 --> 01:55:26,120
on that magical pipe of peace

3104
01:55:26,120 --> 01:55:27,820
Thiago Silver

3105
01:55:27,820 --> 01:55:30,860
just fuckin' sinks to his knees

3106
01:55:30,860 --> 01:55:32,240
and praises God

3107
01:55:32,240 --> 01:55:33,120
praises God

3108
01:55:33,120 --> 01:55:34,140
praises God

3109
01:55:34,140 --> 01:55:36,580
praises God in the heaven

3110
01:55:36,580 --> 01:55:36,860
yeah

3111
01:55:36,860 --> 01:55:37,720
heaven yeah

3112
01:55:37,720 --> 01:55:38,700
heaven yeah

3113
01:55:38,700 --> 01:55:40,160
Sondra Joy

3114
01:55:40,160 --> 01:55:41,560
thank you for the tip

3115
01:55:41,560 --> 01:55:44,000
rejoice to the Sondra in the sky

3116
01:55:44,000 --> 01:55:46,900
a great big rejoice

3117
01:55:46,900 --> 01:55:52,700
thank you very much there

3118
01:55:52,700 --> 01:55:53,860
Sondra Joy

3119
01:55:53,860 --> 01:55:55,320
feckin' arse

3120
01:55:55,320 --> 01:55:56,420
Garth Marenghi

3121
01:55:56,420 --> 01:55:58,020
and Goliay Paul Black

3122
01:55:58,020 --> 01:55:59,440
County Cowlum boys

3123
01:55:59,440 --> 01:56:01,340
Roma Joyce

3124
01:56:01,340 --> 01:56:01,980
as well says

3125
01:56:01,980 --> 01:56:03,260
Schlug any chance

3126
01:56:03,260 --> 01:56:05,000
you'd sing the bendy bus for us

3127
01:56:05,000 --> 01:56:06,580
can't figure out the third line

3128
01:56:06,580 --> 01:56:07,480
love you Schlugin'

3129
01:56:08,360 --> 01:56:11,080
I don't have the bloody lyrics

3130
01:56:11,080 --> 01:56:11,860
I can't remember

3131
01:56:11,860 --> 01:56:13,200
but that's Chelsea

3132
01:56:13,200 --> 01:56:14,260
that's Chelsea

3133
01:56:14,260 --> 01:56:16,520
through to the European Cup final

3134
01:56:16,520 --> 01:56:18,380
Manchester City and Chelsea

3135
01:56:18,380 --> 01:56:19,860
in the European Cup final

3136
01:56:19,860 --> 01:56:21,740
in a few weeks

3137
01:56:21,740 --> 01:56:22,660
wow

3138
01:56:22,660 --> 01:56:24,400
what an absolute turn up

3139
01:56:24,400 --> 01:56:25,460
for the books that is

3140
01:56:25,460 --> 01:56:27,560
hopefully everybody had a good time

3141
01:56:27,560 --> 01:56:28,960
and didn't lose that much money

3142
01:56:28,960 --> 01:56:29,620
on the billy bets

3143
01:56:29,620 --> 01:56:30,140
if you did

3144
01:56:30,140 --> 01:56:31,560
bet on billy bet

3145
01:56:31,560 --> 01:56:32,800
hopefully it came through for you

3146
01:56:32,800 --> 01:56:34,440
not like that fella there

3147
01:56:34,440 --> 01:56:35,820
who lashed a lot of money

3148
01:56:35,820 --> 01:56:36,460
it seems

3149
01:56:36,460 --> 01:56:37,740
85%

3150
01:56:37,740 --> 01:56:39,100
of the wage

3151
01:56:39,100 --> 01:56:39,660
but fuck it

3152
01:56:39,660 --> 01:56:40,000
look

3153
01:56:40,000 --> 01:56:41,580
tomorrow's another week

3154
01:56:41,580 --> 01:56:42,500
that's what you

3155
01:56:42,500 --> 01:56:43,640
tomorrow's another day

3156
01:56:43,640 --> 01:56:48,920
Champions League final

3157
01:56:48,920 --> 01:56:49,420
Man City

3158
01:56:49,420 --> 01:56:50,360
versus Chelsea

3159
01:56:50,360 --> 01:56:52,140
be here or be square

3160
01:56:52,140 --> 01:56:53,280
we're gonna be covering that

3161
01:56:53,280 --> 01:56:54,820
29th of May

3162
01:56:54,820 --> 01:56:57,060
we're gonna have to have a few

3163
01:56:57,060 --> 01:56:59,020
special things lined up for that

3164
01:56:59,020 --> 01:56:59,380
Francis

3165
01:56:59,380 --> 01:57:00,140
what do you think?

3166
01:57:01,720 --> 01:57:02,020
yeah

3167
01:57:02,020 --> 01:57:04,240
unbelievable stuff Tom

3168
01:57:04,240 --> 01:57:07,540
oh I can't believe it

3169
01:57:07,540 --> 01:57:09,440
I am over the moon

3170
01:57:09,440 --> 01:57:11,280
for us

3171
01:57:11,280 --> 01:57:13,260
hopefully I'll be out of prison

3172
01:57:13,260 --> 01:57:14,920
by the 29th of May

3173
01:57:14,920 --> 01:57:17,100
it will be a sad

3174
01:57:17,100 --> 01:57:18,180
state of affairs

3175
01:57:18,180 --> 01:57:19,640
if I'm still locked up

3176
01:57:19,640 --> 01:57:20,980
and have to do the fucking stream

3177
01:57:20,980 --> 01:57:21,380
from here

3178
01:57:21,380 --> 01:57:22,660
but that's just the way it goes

3179
01:57:22,660 --> 01:57:23,080
I'm afraid

3180
01:57:23,080 --> 01:57:24,880
when you're living in prison

3181
01:57:24,880 --> 01:57:27,320
big shout out to everybody

3182
01:57:27,320 --> 01:57:29,480
who turned up today

3183
01:57:29,480 --> 01:57:31,400
and supported the stream

3184
01:57:31,400 --> 01:57:32,540
watch the stream

3185
01:57:32,540 --> 01:57:33,480
watch the stream

3186
01:57:33,480 --> 01:57:33,920
Tommy

3187
01:57:33,920 --> 01:57:34,820
can you hear me

3188
01:57:34,820 --> 01:57:35,460
thank you very much

3189
01:57:35,460 --> 01:57:35,940
for the tip

3190
01:57:35,940 --> 01:57:38,000
and Eden Hazard as well

3191
01:57:38,000 --> 01:57:38,700
thank you very much

3192
01:57:38,700 --> 01:57:39,100
for the tip

3193
01:57:39,100 --> 01:57:42,560
there's a match tomorrow

3194
01:57:42,560 --> 01:57:44,340
Manchester United

3195
01:57:44,340 --> 01:57:45,260
and Roma

3196
01:57:45,260 --> 01:57:46,620
second leg

3197
01:57:46,620 --> 01:57:47,600
but it's

3198
01:57:47,600 --> 01:57:50,140
is there any point in it?

3199
01:57:50,680 --> 01:57:51,140
maybe

3200
01:57:51,140 --> 01:57:52,760
maybe a different kind of stream

3201
01:57:52,760 --> 01:57:53,800
not a football stream

3202
01:57:53,800 --> 01:57:54,860
football stream

3203
01:57:54,860 --> 01:57:55,800
football stream

3204
01:57:55,800 --> 01:57:56,640
football stream

3205
01:57:56,640 --> 01:57:57,300
maybe not

3206
01:57:57,300 --> 01:57:58,180
is Resident Evil

3207
01:57:58,180 --> 01:57:58,920
out yet?

3208
01:57:59,040 --> 01:57:59,260
is it?

3209
01:57:59,360 --> 01:58:00,360
can anybody in the chat

3210
01:58:00,360 --> 01:58:01,380
answer me if

3211
01:58:01,380 --> 01:58:02,640
Resident Evil is out?

3212
01:58:03,000 --> 01:58:03,540
if it is

3213
01:58:03,540 --> 01:58:04,920
we might try and get that going

3214
01:58:04,920 --> 01:58:05,800
if not

3215
01:58:05,800 --> 01:58:06,600
we'll have to figure

3216
01:58:06,600 --> 01:58:07,660
something else out Tom

3217
01:58:07,660 --> 01:58:08,460
what are your plans?

3218
01:58:09,380 --> 01:58:09,960
not sure

3219
01:58:09,960 --> 01:58:11,140
not sure

3220
01:58:11,140 --> 01:58:12,020
I might be available

3221
01:58:12,020 --> 01:58:13,080
to do a stream tomorrow

3222
01:58:13,080 --> 01:58:14,400
if not

3223
01:58:14,400 --> 01:58:15,800
Arsenal are on tomorrow

3224
01:58:15,800 --> 01:58:16,800
someone says pineapple

3225
01:58:16,800 --> 01:58:17,080
yeah

3226
01:58:17,080 --> 01:58:19,660
I just feel as though

3227
01:58:19,660 --> 01:58:20,360
it's not going to be

3228
01:58:20,360 --> 01:58:21,040
a great game

3229
01:58:21,040 --> 01:58:23,340
I feel as though

3230
01:58:23,340 --> 01:58:24,020
Arsenal

3231
01:58:24,020 --> 01:58:26,460
I don't know

3232
01:58:26,460 --> 01:58:28,600
haven't had any fun

3233
01:58:28,600 --> 01:58:29,260
watching Arsenal

3234
01:58:29,260 --> 01:58:30,520
this season at all

3235
01:58:30,520 --> 01:58:34,200
and as for Roma

3236
01:58:34,200 --> 01:58:36,960
not a hopa

3237
01:58:36,960 --> 01:58:38,120
for Roma

3238
01:58:38,120 --> 01:58:38,840
tomorrow

3239
01:58:38,840 --> 01:58:40,620
Roma Joyce says

3240
01:58:40,620 --> 01:58:41,280
no one told me

3241
01:58:41,280 --> 01:58:41,740
I was playing

3242
01:58:41,740 --> 01:58:42,500
Man U tomorrow

3243
01:58:42,500 --> 01:58:43,000
slugging

3244
01:58:43,000 --> 01:58:43,960
well

3245
01:58:43,960 --> 01:58:44,940
you are

3246
01:58:44,940 --> 01:58:46,140
you best get on the flight

3247
01:58:46,140 --> 01:58:46,780
over to Italy

3248
01:58:46,780 --> 01:58:47,340
if you can

3249
01:58:47,340 --> 01:58:48,160
make sure you get that

3250
01:58:48,160 --> 01:58:49,080
PCR test

3251
01:58:49,080 --> 01:58:50,120
otherwise they won't

3252
01:58:50,120 --> 01:58:50,620
let you on the

3253
01:58:50,620 --> 01:58:51,280
fucking plane

3254
01:58:51,280 --> 01:58:53,560
get Konzo on for

3255
01:58:53,560 --> 01:58:54,100
drive time

3256
01:58:54,100 --> 01:58:54,880
says Jamie Joseph

3257
01:58:54,880 --> 01:58:56,040
he's a long time

3258
01:58:56,040 --> 01:58:56,620
out the mix

3259
01:58:56,620 --> 01:58:58,020
I don't have his

3260
01:58:58,020 --> 01:58:59,020
contact details

3261
01:58:59,020 --> 01:59:01,120
but we can

3262
01:59:01,120 --> 01:59:02,720
try and get

3263
01:59:02,720 --> 01:59:03,180
something out

3264
01:59:03,180 --> 01:59:04,020
the Resident Evil

3265
01:59:04,020 --> 01:59:04,780
Village demo

3266
01:59:04,780 --> 01:59:05,220
was out

3267
01:59:05,220 --> 01:59:05,820
says Gridray

3268
01:59:05,820 --> 01:59:06,880
the demo

3269
01:59:06,880 --> 01:59:08,380
is not what I want

3270
01:59:08,380 --> 01:59:09,780
I'm afraid

3271
01:59:09,780 --> 01:59:11,680
ISS Pro 98 stream

3272
01:59:11,680 --> 01:59:12,380
clan

3273
01:59:12,380 --> 01:59:14,800
I wonder now

3274
01:59:14,800 --> 01:59:16,580
we'd have to get

3275
01:59:16,580 --> 01:59:17,640
an emulator going

3276
01:59:17,640 --> 01:59:18,220
for that

3277
01:59:18,220 --> 01:59:19,460
we'd have to get

3278
01:59:19,460 --> 01:59:20,360
an emulator going

3279
01:59:20,360 --> 01:59:21,100
for that

3280
01:59:21,100 --> 01:59:29,720
pro evil stream

3281
01:59:29,720 --> 01:59:31,840
I don't know if I

3282
01:59:31,840 --> 01:59:33,200
I can do it

3283
01:59:33,200 --> 01:59:34,140
I think it was out

3284
01:59:34,140 --> 01:59:35,300
on the SNES

3285
01:59:35,300 --> 01:59:36,720
we'd have to get it

3286
01:59:36,720 --> 01:59:38,300
going on the SNES

3287
01:59:38,300 --> 01:59:38,720
yeah

3288
01:59:38,720 --> 01:59:41,240
on the SNES

3289
01:59:41,240 --> 01:59:41,660
yeah

3290
01:59:41,660 --> 01:59:43,820
whatever happens

3291
01:59:43,820 --> 01:59:45,920
I want to say

3292
01:59:45,920 --> 01:59:48,320
stay tuned to the page

3293
01:59:48,320 --> 01:59:49,220
have a look

3294
01:59:49,220 --> 01:59:50,260
we'll be back

3295
01:59:50,260 --> 01:59:52,040
we'll be back

3296
01:59:52,040 --> 01:59:53,020
sack and crack

3297
01:59:53,020 --> 01:59:53,800
and tomorrow

3298
01:59:53,800 --> 01:59:54,340
yeah

3299
01:59:54,340 --> 01:59:55,800
thanks to everybody

3300
01:59:55,800 --> 01:59:57,240
out there

3301
01:59:57,240 --> 01:59:58,000
everyone

3302
01:59:58,000 --> 01:59:59,280
in the chat

3303
01:59:59,280 --> 02:00:00,060
everyone

3304
02:00:00,060 --> 02:00:01,380
putting tips

3305
02:00:01,380 --> 02:00:02,420
in the hat

3306
02:00:02,420 --> 02:00:03,480
we love it

3307
02:00:03,480 --> 02:00:05,080
we love to see it

3308
02:00:05,080 --> 02:00:07,100
we love you all

3309
02:00:07,100 --> 02:00:09,120
thanks for watching

3310
02:00:09,120 --> 02:00:10,000
the ball

3311
02:00:10,000 --> 02:00:10,800
with us

3312
02:00:10,800 --> 02:00:12,260
we had a ball

3313
02:00:12,260 --> 02:00:17,560
yes

3314
02:00:17,560 --> 02:00:20,020
let me echo

3315
02:00:20,020 --> 02:00:21,360
those sentiments

3316
02:00:21,360 --> 02:00:26,800
we love you all

3317
02:00:26,800 --> 02:00:29,660
we'll be back tomorrow

3318
02:00:29,660 --> 02:00:31,080
take it easy

3319
02:00:31,080 --> 02:00:32,040
good night

3320
02:00:32,040 --> 02:00:33,000
god bless

3321
02:00:33,000 --> 02:00:34,040
sleep well

3322
02:00:34,040 --> 02:00:34,980
make sure

3323
02:00:34,980 --> 02:00:36,140
the big bugs

3324
02:00:36,140 --> 02:00:37,500
don't bite you

3325
02:00:37,500 --> 02:00:39,240
on your hole

3326
02:00:39,240 --> 02:00:40,680
make sure you've

3327
02:00:40,680 --> 02:00:41,900
washed and steam

3328
02:00:41,900 --> 02:00:43,000
cleaned your sheets

3329
02:00:43,000 --> 02:00:43,800
tonight

3330
02:00:43,800 --> 02:00:46,000
best luck

3331
02:00:46,000 --> 02:00:47,740
or you'll get a fright.

3332
02:00:51,060 --> 02:00:52,660
Good night and God bless.

3333
02:00:54,960 --> 02:00:56,940
I really must confess

3334
02:00:56,940 --> 02:00:59,600
that I love this shit tonight.

3335
02:00:59,920 --> 02:01:01,520
Sorry about the language, lads.

3336
02:01:01,680 --> 02:01:02,560
Good night and God bless.

3337
02:01:03,220 --> 02:01:03,640
See ya.

3338
02:01:04,300 --> 02:01:05,060
See ya, lads.

3339
02:01:05,420 --> 02:01:05,740
Bye-bye.

3340
02:01:05,740 --> 02:01:35,740
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